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There’s another pretty big one that I can’t unsee everywhere.
Photo of the front of a Walmart featuring their iconic sunburst logo… that frankly has always looked like a wrinkled butthole to me.
March 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Reading Pratchett and this part on libraries is just so cool. Discworld is really good if you haven’t gotten into it yet.
A passage from Terry Pratchett’s Guards! Guards! where a simian librarian dives deeper into the library: Knowledge equals power... The string was important. After a while the Librarian stopped. He concentrated all his powers of librarianship. Power equals energy... People were stupid, sometimes. They thought the Library was a dangerous place because of all the magical books, which was true enough, but what made it really one of the most dangerous places there could ever be was the simple fact that it was a library. Energy equals matter... He swung into an avenue of shelving that was apparently a few feet long and walked along it briskly for half an hour. Matter equals mass… And mass distorts space. It distorts it into polyfractal L-space. So, while the Dewey system has its fine points, when you're setting out to look something up in the multidimensional folds of L-space what you really need is a ball of string.
November 30, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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Max! Max! It’s Orbus - your cousin, Orbus Rebo. You know that new Jizz sound you’ve been looking for?
Still frame from Back to the Future showing Marvin Berry on the phone with his cousin Chuck telling him to listen to the new sound of rock n roll played by time traveler Marty McFly at his parents high school prom dance.
August 26, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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Sold the whole movie. Perfect.
Dilapidated space shuttle sits in a dark and dirty hanger. Taggers have covered the shuttle in graffiti, the largest of which reads comically “SCREW THE MOON”
March 22, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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Greg is scared of dreadlocks on many levels
February 22, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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In a paid ad that ran in January in the Houston Chronicle, Barbers Hill Superintendent Greg Poole wrote that districts with a traditional dress code are safer and have higher academic performance, and that "being an American requires conformity."
February 22, 2024 at 6:26 PM