Jessi
@brattijessi.bsky.social
Hey I'm Jessi! Nerdy Latina Mom here to talk videogames, 30k, 40k. Dumb screenshots and pics inbound. I play a retired succubus in XIV! 🔞 Very NSFW 🔞Puerto Rican American!
Thanksgiving holiday project update: Scorpius assembled. MK III Command company honor guard assembled. Now to work up the courage to prime and paint them with 30 other projects on the back burner...
#horusheresy #warhammer #30k #40k #ironwarriors
#horusheresy #warhammer #30k #40k #ironwarriors
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Thanksgiving holiday project update: Scorpius assembled. MK III Command company honor guard assembled. Now to work up the courage to prime and paint them with 30 other projects on the back burner...
#horusheresy #warhammer #30k #40k #ironwarriors
#horusheresy #warhammer #30k #40k #ironwarriors
Because I know it will be almost totally hidden (unless the ramp is down). I set myself a limit of one hour to paint these interiors. Here's a pic of a different Rhino before I glued it together.
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Because I know it will be almost totally hidden (unless the ramp is down). I set myself a limit of one hour to paint these interiors. Here's a pic of a different Rhino before I glued it together.
Another week, another Deimos Rhino pattern vehicle under construction with a (quickly) painted interior that no one will ever see, as it will be totally hidden when it's finished...
I mean, I know it's there I guess.
#paintingwarhammer #30k #40k #miniaturepainting #WIP #ironwarriors
I mean, I know it's there I guess.
#paintingwarhammer #30k #40k #miniaturepainting #WIP #ironwarriors
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Another week, another Deimos Rhino pattern vehicle under construction with a (quickly) painted interior that no one will ever see, as it will be totally hidden when it's finished...
I mean, I know it's there I guess.
#paintingwarhammer #30k #40k #miniaturepainting #WIP #ironwarriors
I mean, I know it's there I guess.
#paintingwarhammer #30k #40k #miniaturepainting #WIP #ironwarriors
Thoughts on Dirty Down Rust, Yellow Rust and Verdigris. REALLY tricky to apply. Need to be shaken for like 5 solid minutes or a good minute on a vortex mixer. Takes a few 'layers' to build up effect. (1/2)
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Thoughts on Dirty Down Rust, Yellow Rust and Verdigris. REALLY tricky to apply. Need to be shaken for like 5 solid minutes or a good minute on a vortex mixer. Takes a few 'layers' to build up effect. (1/2)
Limited hobby time today, didn't do much. Been meaning to give Dirty Down Yellow/Rust & Verdigris a go on my Black Orcs after seeing videos of it. Only champion and the standard bearer atm. Thoughts?
#paintingwarhammer #OldWorld #warhammerfantasy #wfb #TOW #miniaturepainting #WIP #classicwarhammer
#paintingwarhammer #OldWorld #warhammerfantasy #wfb #TOW #miniaturepainting #WIP #classicwarhammer
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Limited hobby time today, didn't do much. Been meaning to give Dirty Down Yellow/Rust & Verdigris a go on my Black Orcs after seeing videos of it. Only champion and the standard bearer atm. Thoughts?
#paintingwarhammer #OldWorld #warhammerfantasy #wfb #TOW #miniaturepainting #WIP #classicwarhammer
#paintingwarhammer #OldWorld #warhammerfantasy #wfb #TOW #miniaturepainting #WIP #classicwarhammer
Pic for today! My Old World/Warhammer Fantasy Orc Boar Boyz (sans shields since I think shields are un-orcy!). Yes, yes! I know, finish the basing you lazy bitch etc. 😆
#paintingwarhammer #OldWorld #warhammerfantasy #wfb #TOW #miniaturepainting #WIP #classicwarhammer
#paintingwarhammer #OldWorld #warhammerfantasy #wfb #TOW #miniaturepainting #WIP #classicwarhammer
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Pic for today! My Old World/Warhammer Fantasy Orc Boar Boyz (sans shields since I think shields are un-orcy!). Yes, yes! I know, finish the basing you lazy bitch etc. 😆
#paintingwarhammer #OldWorld #warhammerfantasy #wfb #TOW #miniaturepainting #WIP #classicwarhammer
#paintingwarhammer #OldWorld #warhammerfantasy #wfb #TOW #miniaturepainting #WIP #classicwarhammer
Sorry for the awful pictures. I suck at photos at the best of times but with an old phone? Ugh. Anyhoob, I 'finished' my first tactical squad of Iron Warriors for 30k! So happy with how they turned out, pics don't do them justice!
#paintingwarhammer #30k #40k #miniaturepainting #WIP #ironwarriors
#paintingwarhammer #30k #40k #miniaturepainting #WIP #ironwarriors
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Sorry for the awful pictures. I suck at photos at the best of times but with an old phone? Ugh. Anyhoob, I 'finished' my first tactical squad of Iron Warriors for 30k! So happy with how they turned out, pics don't do them justice!
#paintingwarhammer #30k #40k #miniaturepainting #WIP #ironwarriors
#paintingwarhammer #30k #40k #miniaturepainting #WIP #ironwarriors
Another work-in-progress pic! (because I never ever seem to FINISH projects, just start them). My Old World/Warhammer Fantasy Orc 'Arrer Boyz. Just some highlights and basing to go though!
#paintingwarhammer #OldWorld #warhammerfantasy #wfb #TOW #miniaturepainting #WIP #classicwarhammer
#paintingwarhammer #OldWorld #warhammerfantasy #wfb #TOW #miniaturepainting #WIP #classicwarhammer
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Another work-in-progress pic! (because I never ever seem to FINISH projects, just start them). My Old World/Warhammer Fantasy Orc 'Arrer Boyz. Just some highlights and basing to go though!
#paintingwarhammer #OldWorld #warhammerfantasy #wfb #TOW #miniaturepainting #WIP #classicwarhammer
#paintingwarhammer #OldWorld #warhammerfantasy #wfb #TOW #miniaturepainting #WIP #classicwarhammer
"H-how did that meme dance from a few years back go again?"
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 AM
"H-how did that meme dance from a few years back go again?"
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Feeling a certain way.
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Feeling a certain way.
I hate hazard stripes. I hate hazard stripes. I hate hazard stripes.
#paintingwarhammer #30k #40k #miniaturepainting #WIP
#paintingwarhammer #30k #40k #miniaturepainting #WIP
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I hate hazard stripes. I hate hazard stripes. I hate hazard stripes.
#paintingwarhammer #30k #40k #miniaturepainting #WIP
#paintingwarhammer #30k #40k #miniaturepainting #WIP
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Dress to impress, even when you're home all alone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Dress to impress, even when you're home all alone.
I don't know if everyone here is cool with me showing off my nerdy hobbies as well as XIV stuff but here's some WIP Saturnine Dreadnaughts for the Iron Warriors for Horus Heresy. They don't have their weapons yet, I'm waiting for my magnets to come in. #paintingwarhammer #30k #40k #miniaturepainting
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I don't know if everyone here is cool with me showing off my nerdy hobbies as well as XIV stuff but here's some WIP Saturnine Dreadnaughts for the Iron Warriors for Horus Heresy. They don't have their weapons yet, I'm waiting for my magnets to come in. #paintingwarhammer #30k #40k #miniaturepainting
"No I will NOT 'sit on your face to block the sun'. Use sun cream like everyone else..."
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
"No I will NOT 'sit on your face to block the sun'. Use sun cream like everyone else..."
Punished. (Crime: Being too silly)
April 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Punished. (Crime: Being too silly)
Young? ✅
Dumb? ✅✅
Tight? ✅✅✅
Homewrecker? ✅✅✅✅💦
Dumb? ✅✅
Tight? ✅✅✅
Homewrecker? ✅✅✅✅💦
April 2, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Young? ✅
Dumb? ✅✅
Tight? ✅✅✅
Homewrecker? ✅✅✅✅💦
Dumb? ✅✅
Tight? ✅✅✅
Homewrecker? ✅✅✅✅💦
Daddy's disappointing girlfailure.
March 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Daddy's disappointing girlfailure.
No way, that's so interesting! Tell me more Bionicle lore.
March 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
No way, that's so interesting! Tell me more Bionicle lore.
Weather's warming up.
March 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Weather's warming up.