Jessi
@brattijessi.bsky.social
Hey I'm Jessi! Nerdy Latina Mom here to talk videogames, 30k, 40k. Dumb screenshots and pics inbound. I play a retired succubus in XIV! 🔞 Very NSFW 🔞🇵🇷 🇺🇸
Dress to impress, even when you're home all alone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Dress to impress, even when you're home all alone.
I don't know if everyone here is cool with me showing off my nerdy hobbies as well as XIV stuff but here's some WIP Saturnine Dreadnaughts for the Iron Warriors for Horus Heresy. They don't have their weapons yet, I'm waiting for my magnets to come in. #paintingwarhammer #30k #40k #miniaturepainting
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I don't know if everyone here is cool with me showing off my nerdy hobbies as well as XIV stuff but here's some WIP Saturnine Dreadnaughts for the Iron Warriors for Horus Heresy. They don't have their weapons yet, I'm waiting for my magnets to come in. #paintingwarhammer #30k #40k #miniaturepainting
"No I will NOT 'sit on your face to block the sun'. Use sun cream like everyone else..."
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
"No I will NOT 'sit on your face to block the sun'. Use sun cream like everyone else..."
Punished. (Crime: Being too silly)
April 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Punished. (Crime: Being too silly)
Young? ✅
Dumb? ✅✅
Tight? ✅✅✅
Homewrecker? ✅✅✅✅💦
Dumb? ✅✅
Tight? ✅✅✅
Homewrecker? ✅✅✅✅💦
April 2, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Young? ✅
Dumb? ✅✅
Tight? ✅✅✅
Homewrecker? ✅✅✅✅💦
Dumb? ✅✅
Tight? ✅✅✅
Homewrecker? ✅✅✅✅💦
Daddy's disappointing girlfailure.
March 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Daddy's disappointing girlfailure.
No way, that's so interesting! Tell me more Bionicle lore.
March 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
No way, that's so interesting! Tell me more Bionicle lore.
Weather's warming up.
March 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Weather's warming up.
Trouble with a capital 'X'.
March 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Trouble with a capital 'X'.
Pull out game: A risky activity in which the lustful maiden wants Daddy to rawdog her hard at 3am but also doesn't want to become a mother at 21.
March 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Pull out game: A risky activity in which the lustful maiden wants Daddy to rawdog her hard at 3am but also doesn't want to become a mother at 21.
"Your Son calls me Mommy too" vibes.
March 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
"Your Son calls me Mommy too" vibes.
We heading out or what?
March 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
We heading out or what?
You hungry? 'Cause I'm a snack.
March 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
You hungry? 'Cause I'm a snack.
Keeping morale up in the breakroom.
February 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Keeping morale up in the breakroom.
'"Look happier?" Bro you cannot believe how few fucks I give about you or this whole ass shit job...'
February 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM
'"Look happier?" Bro you cannot believe how few fucks I give about you or this whole ass shit job...'
Wednesday night ERP.
January 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Wednesday night ERP.