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ur fav internet slut ✧ 23 ✧ MDNI ✧ deranged individual ✧ links below
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funkittoys.bsky.social
Did you miss black friday? forget to buy dildos when they were dickscounted?

NoFrillDos are still only $24, because that's how much they cost.

funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
NoFrillDo | funkittoys
NoFrillDo project description and purchase page
funkittoys.com
December 2, 2024 at 5:13 AM
bratofbabylon.bsky.social
i need to make a pinned so bad dgsjsj
November 30, 2024 at 8:49 PM
bratofbabylon.bsky.social
nicked my labia shaving, this is war
November 25, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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funkittoys.bsky.social
alright you asked for it, here it is.

The First rule of Funkit Chess is when your opponent takes one of your pieces, they can tell you what to do with it. rules and additional context in the alt text alongside the descriptions.

www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
A chess board with gold and black pieces, viewed from above at an angle. There is a standard soda can on the board, which makes it clear the pieces are about double the normal size. They are all dildos. The same chess board, viewed from the side between the two sets of pieces. some additional rules are written on the board, out of focus, in front of each player's seat. RULES OF FUNKIT CHESS - NORMAL CHESS RULES APPLY. IN ADDITION: 1: When your opponent takes one of your pieces, they may tell you what to do with it. 2: When inserting a non-pawn anally, use the included attachment for base flareitude. 3: Queen vibrates. If you lose it, put it in and turn it on. That's chess, baby! Get chessed. 4: If you lose your king, put it in your butt (or wherever) until the winner says so. a close up of the black Bishop, Knight, and Rook. Their shafts are textured with how the piece moves, a grid pattern on the rook, a helical swirl of ridges for the bishop, and a zig-zag for the knight. the board viewed at a slight angle, level with the board. A soda can is in the middle of the playing field, an inch or so taller than the pawns, and short in comparison to the queen, which is half again its height. The queen is taller than the king in my set, because that makes sense. She's a big tough lady! Also it makes old chess dudes upset, an unintended but hilarious side effect.
November 22, 2024 at 7:14 PM
bratofbabylon.bsky.social
need more SWer moots .-. my timeline doesn't feel like mine just yet
November 19, 2024 at 10:55 PM
bratofbabylon.bsky.social
i wish we could pin posts
March 18, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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funkittoys.bsky.social
dildos migrate south if you know what i mean
February 14, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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mewtype.online
A miserable pile of secrets
funkittoys.bsky.social Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · Oct 18
what even *is* a dildo, really
October 18, 2023 at 9:49 PM
bratofbabylon.bsky.social
it'll take time but soon i will convert all my people here and we will live in peace and harmony
October 13, 2023 at 8:23 PM
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rinzy.art
INFLUX OF NEW PEOPLE FROM TWITTER:

FOLLOW THESE STEPS TO SEE THE PORN

AND FOR PEOPLE POSTING PORN, PLEASE CLICK THE SHIELD IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER NEXT TO THE "POST" BUTTON TO TAG YOUR STUFF APPROPRIATELY SO THAT PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO SEE FAT DICKS DON'T HAVE TO
pantheradraws.bsky.social Pan @pantheradraws.bsky.social · Jul 16
Hey mature content creators! Don't forget to inform your followers to turn on their settings so they can view your work!
October 12, 2023 at 5:12 PM
bratofbabylon.bsky.social
currently
October 13, 2023 at 1:48 AM
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onlyjayms.bsky.social
you walk in and see this, wyd?
October 12, 2023 at 5:38 PM
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nikahoward.bsky.social
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women wearing blonde to pink ombre wig in a pink cow print maid outfit with matching cow ears and horns
August 15, 2023 at 2:35 AM
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dmwinnie.bsky.social
do yall have a fav moeflavor set? <3
August 16, 2023 at 11:43 AM
bratofbabylon.bsky.social
i dont think i can pin things here but i'm gonna make a little introduction post in a bit to find people anyways c:
August 28, 2023 at 6:25 PM
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funkittoys.bsky.social
Urethral sounds are colloquially called "sounds" because of the pained noises made by the uninitiated when first told they exist.

The proper term is "nutplug".
July 27, 2023 at 8:52 PM
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scdotdave.bsky.social
Pro-tip. If you want this site to overtake twitter faster, give your invites to NSFW artists and sex workers.

Not even joking.

- Porn made people leave tumblr for twitter.

- Porn decided VHS over Betamax.

- Porn even quickened the development of broadband vs dialup

Defeat twitter with boobies!
August 19, 2023 at 1:03 AM