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Brannon Hancock
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BREAKING: CDC declares everyone has a little measels in them.
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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andrewmueller.bsky.social
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
brannonpmh.bsky.social
Katy Perry is dating Justin Trudeau. can't wait for her to have Fidel Castro's grandbaby 💜
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
brannonpmh.bsky.social
if you're a Swedish nerd does that make you a djork
October 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
brannonpmh.bsky.social
yeah, i've got aura (body odor)
September 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
brannonpmh.bsky.social
"it's not that deep" leads to the death of thematic analysis of artistic pieces and i just witnessed it firsthand. that shit blows lmao
September 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
brannonpmh.bsky.social
honestly scammer texts are getting more and more interesting
September 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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iamlunchbox.bsky.social
“A.I. should take my notes because when I take notes all I do if just copy the information down.”

Yeah dude that’s how notes work? Are you stupid?
September 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
brannonpmh.bsky.social
no i don't think i will
September 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
brannonpmh.bsky.social
absolutely riveting customer service technique from Comcast
September 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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jacobgeller.com
I know posting excerpts from 1984 is passé but this is literally the fifth page of 1984
April 4th, 1984. Last night to the flicks. All war films. One very good one of a ship full of refugees being bombed somewhere in the Mediterranean. Audience much amused by shots of a great huge fat man trying to swim away with a helicopter after him, first you saw him wallowing along in the water like a porpoise, then you saw him through the helicopters gunsights, then he was full of holes and the sea round him turned pink and he sank as suddenly as though the holes had let in the water, audience shouting with laughter when he sank. then you saw a lifeboat full of children with a helicopter hovering over it. there was a middle-aged woman might have been a jewess sitting up in the bow with a little boy about three years old in her arms. little boy screaming with fright and hiding his head between her breasts as if he was trying to burrow right into her and the woman putting her arms round him and comforting him although she was blue with fright herself, all the time covering him up as much as possible as if she thought her arms could keep the bullets off him. then the helicopter planted a 20 kilo bomb in among them terrific flash and the boat went all to matchwood. then there was a wonderful shot of a child's arm going up up up right up into the air a helicopter with a camera in its nose must have followed it up and there was a lot of applause from the party seats but a woman down in the prole part of the house suddenly started kicking up a fuss and shouting they didnt oughter of showed it not in front of kids they didnt it aint right not in front of kids it aint until the police turned her turned her out i dont suppose anything happened to her nobody cares what the proles say typical prole reaction they never --
September 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
brannonpmh.bsky.social
bilingual? what like you bang both languages? that sounds pretty sick
September 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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iamlunchbox.bsky.social
Who else embarrassed about their excitement 😩😬
September 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
brannonpmh.bsky.social
the worst part about trying to be a one liner comedian is that i always need a second line. like c'mon man, what am i supposed to do with one line, tell a joke?
September 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
brannonpmh.bsky.social
found this absolutely dumbfounded kid on Google Streetview in my hometown lmao
August 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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chrisbeveridge.bsky.social
Woo finally saw Superman 2025. Just constantly grinning.
a close up of a man in a superman costume with the caption doorenswetgifs
ALT: a close up of a man in a superman costume with the caption doorenswetgifs
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August 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
brannonpmh.bsky.social
@iamlunchbox.bsky.social i'm gonna touch you
August 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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jacobgeller.com
Tweet: oh poor baby do you need the robot to make you pictures? yeah? do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? you're a moron?? so do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ??
August 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
brannonpmh.bsky.social
they gove me a bonjer HELLO
iamlunchbox.bsky.social Lunch_Box @iamlunchbox.bsky.social · Aug 6
I have to be honest. I don’t know why but instagram notifications give me anxiety now???
August 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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iamlunchbox.bsky.social
I hate AI so much that I have decided to attempt to draw every single day until I can make the funny pictures and stuff that I want to see. Fuck AI. I am better and always will be.
August 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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jacobgeller.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:31 AM