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Brandon Miz
@branmiz25.bsky.social
Public health doctor, raging homosexual and blond as the day is long (he/him). doctoring till they pay me to stop🌈🏳️‍🌈
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Tina on bobs burgers be like…
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I see your catstronaught and raise you a bathroom otter holding toilet paper
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Oh really….👀
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ok the Planet Word museum in DC is a lot of fun! Can’t remember the context for this but I got to be pickle Brandon!
November 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Should I go with
1) yabba dabba dudes
2) get ready for a gay old time
3) bedrock you like a hurricane?
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Well hot dog! You all know what day it is! Enjoy yourselves my hallowienies
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Speaking as a man who’s 6’ tall (which means I’m actually 5’10”) when a man says he’s 5’10” it means he’s under 5’4”. Stephen miller must be running through peoples legs at the White House
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
To be fair, the front is also fairly pronounced. God bless the 90’s homo who designed this costume
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’m rewatching voyager for the plot!

The plot- a transporter malfunction makes a new advanced borg drone who’s caked up as hell and looking to ASSimilate, add your biological distinctiveness to his own, and serve as a weapon of ass destruction
October 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Awww! Today’s the 3 year anniversary of one of my favorite (unintentional) bits I’ve ever done! I was the officiant for my sisters wedding and thought I was being SOOO clever hiding my speech in a bible when I read it not realizing I had the Bible turned upside down the whole time. Thats so Brandon
October 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
(Don’t speak to) me and my son 🥰
October 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Too easy-
October 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Having a decidedly family day at my moms house today with brother, sister, brother in law, sister in law, oldest friend and her husband, 4 kids and 2 dogs that started with brunch and has moved on to decorating the house for Halloween. How freaking cute is this lil guy
October 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
What exactly does Amazon think a “cop” is?
October 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
There’s an inherent evil in all of them. Helps balance out the cuteness. Mine is CLEARLY plotting something here
October 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I just think they’re neat!
October 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
October 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
There’s only 1 surefire way to turn Sunday into funday and that’s hanging out with my dog son and dog nephew in my brand new shirt! Big shout out to @ptklein.com for writing the poetry of our hearts and to @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social for bringing it to tshirt life!
October 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
So my lil cheesebag, cheddar apparently really jacked up one of his claws had to be put under to “surgically” fix it. He’s being a real trooper about the whole thing, but he keeps looking up at me like I betrayed him with his bandage and cone. He’s the most adorable lil misanthrope you’ll see
September 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ok but who wants to wife me up?? Currently accepting applications from DC area residents or those willing to commute
September 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Welp, it’s official- He literally is my biological son now. I used to play in this very same creek when I was Cheddar-sized. Think of it as a Miz barkmitvah ceremony for my NW DC upbringing
September 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM