Brandon Miz
@branmiz25.bsky.social
Public health doctor, raging homosexual and blond as the day is long (he/him). doctoring till they pay me to stop🌈🏳️🌈
Tina on bobs burgers be like…
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Tina on bobs burgers be like…
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Gay people having a music video night
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Gay people having a music video night
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Dropout is like adult sesame street. It uses its colorful cast of characters and their funny peculiarities to teach adults important lessons like trust in your friends, make the unexpected choices, captialism is at the root of a large number of society's woes, mistakes can be the greatest gift
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Dropout is like adult sesame street. It uses its colorful cast of characters and their funny peculiarities to teach adults important lessons like trust in your friends, make the unexpected choices, captialism is at the root of a large number of society's woes, mistakes can be the greatest gift
No single president has been responsible for putting more children into poverty, starvation, and unjust incarceration than this man. It’s utterly insane that he is physically capable of saying this sentence while acting the way he does
Trump: The bible tells us that one of the measures of any society is how it cares for vulnerable children and orphans—so important and so big in the bible.
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
No single president has been responsible for putting more children into poverty, starvation, and unjust incarceration than this man. It’s utterly insane that he is physically capable of saying this sentence while acting the way he does
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Not to be a gay millennial, but Robyn
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Not to be a gay millennial, but Robyn
Wait…this is a bop and a half. Mother’s still got the goods!
Robyn is back!! Love this. youtu.be/vitil9qMN6A?...
Robyn - Dopamine (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Robyn
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Wait…this is a bop and a half. Mother’s still got the goods!
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Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Ok the Planet Word museum in DC is a lot of fun! Can’t remember the context for this but I got to be pickle Brandon!
November 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ok the Planet Word museum in DC is a lot of fun! Can’t remember the context for this but I got to be pickle Brandon!
Should I go with
1) yabba dabba dudes
2) get ready for a gay old time
3) bedrock you like a hurricane?
1) yabba dabba dudes
2) get ready for a gay old time
3) bedrock you like a hurricane?
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Should I go with
1) yabba dabba dudes
2) get ready for a gay old time
3) bedrock you like a hurricane?
1) yabba dabba dudes
2) get ready for a gay old time
3) bedrock you like a hurricane?
Well hot dog! You all know what day it is! Enjoy yourselves my hallowienies
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Well hot dog! You all know what day it is! Enjoy yourselves my hallowienies
Speaking as a man who’s 6’ tall (which means I’m actually 5’10”) when a man says he’s 5’10” it means he’s under 5’4”. Stephen miller must be running through peoples legs at the White House
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Speaking as a man who’s 6’ tall (which means I’m actually 5’10”) when a man says he’s 5’10” it means he’s under 5’4”. Stephen miller must be running through peoples legs at the White House
If this isn’t a recession indicator I don’t know what is
The Louvre was not the only French museum to be pillaged on Sunday.
A robbery of some 2,000 gold and silver coins worth more than $100,000 took place at a small museum in Langres, in France’s northeast, authorities said.
A robbery of some 2,000 gold and silver coins worth more than $100,000 took place at a small museum in Langres, in France’s northeast, authorities said.
Gold and silver coins stolen from French museum hours after Louvre heist
The theft of French crown jewels overshadowed the robbery of some $100,000 worth of historical coins from a museum dedicated to philosopher Denis Diderot.
wapo.st
October 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
If this isn’t a recession indicator I don’t know what is
I’m rewatching voyager for the plot!
The plot- a transporter malfunction makes a new advanced borg drone who’s caked up as hell and looking to ASSimilate, add your biological distinctiveness to his own, and serve as a weapon of ass destruction
The plot- a transporter malfunction makes a new advanced borg drone who’s caked up as hell and looking to ASSimilate, add your biological distinctiveness to his own, and serve as a weapon of ass destruction
October 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m rewatching voyager for the plot!
The plot- a transporter malfunction makes a new advanced borg drone who’s caked up as hell and looking to ASSimilate, add your biological distinctiveness to his own, and serve as a weapon of ass destruction
The plot- a transporter malfunction makes a new advanced borg drone who’s caked up as hell and looking to ASSimilate, add your biological distinctiveness to his own, and serve as a weapon of ass destruction
Awww! Today’s the 3 year anniversary of one of my favorite (unintentional) bits I’ve ever done! I was the officiant for my sisters wedding and thought I was being SOOO clever hiding my speech in a bible when I read it not realizing I had the Bible turned upside down the whole time. Thats so Brandon
October 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Awww! Today’s the 3 year anniversary of one of my favorite (unintentional) bits I’ve ever done! I was the officiant for my sisters wedding and thought I was being SOOO clever hiding my speech in a bible when I read it not realizing I had the Bible turned upside down the whole time. Thats so Brandon
(Don’t speak to) me and my son 🥰
October 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
(Don’t speak to) me and my son 🥰
This quote goes through my head every single time I need to the change the batteries on something
October 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This quote goes through my head every single time I need to the change the batteries on something
Having a decidedly family day at my moms house today with brother, sister, brother in law, sister in law, oldest friend and her husband, 4 kids and 2 dogs that started with brunch and has moved on to decorating the house for Halloween. How freaking cute is this lil guy
October 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Having a decidedly family day at my moms house today with brother, sister, brother in law, sister in law, oldest friend and her husband, 4 kids and 2 dogs that started with brunch and has moved on to decorating the house for Halloween. How freaking cute is this lil guy
Can anyone explain to me how this was approved and carried out during a shutdown? Doesnt Congress have to vote on this??
BREAKING: Scott Bessent says US purchased pesos and finalized framework for $20 billion lifeline for Argentina
October 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Can anyone explain to me how this was approved and carried out during a shutdown? Doesnt Congress have to vote on this??
What exactly does Amazon think a “cop” is?
October 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
What exactly does Amazon think a “cop” is?
I just think they’re neat!
October 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I just think they’re neat!
There’s only 1 surefire way to turn Sunday into funday and that’s hanging out with my dog son and dog nephew in my brand new shirt! Big shout out to @ptklein.com for writing the poetry of our hearts and to @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social for bringing it to tshirt life!
October 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
There’s only 1 surefire way to turn Sunday into funday and that’s hanging out with my dog son and dog nephew in my brand new shirt! Big shout out to @ptklein.com for writing the poetry of our hearts and to @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social for bringing it to tshirt life!
So my lil cheesebag, cheddar apparently really jacked up one of his claws had to be put under to “surgically” fix it. He’s being a real trooper about the whole thing, but he keeps looking up at me like I betrayed him with his bandage and cone. He’s the most adorable lil misanthrope you’ll see
September 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
So my lil cheesebag, cheddar apparently really jacked up one of his claws had to be put under to “surgically” fix it. He’s being a real trooper about the whole thing, but he keeps looking up at me like I betrayed him with his bandage and cone. He’s the most adorable lil misanthrope you’ll see
Ok but who wants to wife me up?? Currently accepting applications from DC area residents or those willing to commute
September 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ok but who wants to wife me up?? Currently accepting applications from DC area residents or those willing to commute
Welp, it’s official- He literally is my biological son now. I used to play in this very same creek when I was Cheddar-sized. Think of it as a Miz barkmitvah ceremony for my NW DC upbringing
September 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Welp, it’s official- He literally is my biological son now. I used to play in this very same creek when I was Cheddar-sized. Think of it as a Miz barkmitvah ceremony for my NW DC upbringing