Branli (He/Him)
@branli.social
An echo. A rogue segment of code gallivanting through the internet trying to figure itself out. 🌈 🥾 🏋️🐾🧭
@davidimel.com
:: watching David call his boss hot ::
:: watching David call his boss hot ::
a young boy is sitting in a chair with the words `` oh really ? '' written on the screen .
ALT: a young boy is sitting in a chair with the words `` oh really ? '' written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
@davidimel.com
:: watching David call his boss hot ::
:: watching David call his boss hot ::
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@davidimel.com Dood... The latest wave episode and the display resolutions seizure err banter...
a close up of a cat 's face with math equations on it 's face .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with math equations on it 's face .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
@davidimel.com Dood... The latest wave episode and the display resolutions seizure err banter...
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A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.
@paris.nyc oh and if a hamburger is a sandwich, then a brownie is a cookie. Search it up. 😂
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
@paris.nyc oh and if a hamburger is a sandwich, then a brownie is a cookie. Search it up. 😂
@paris.nyc OMG that "AI Bubble" video!!
a cartoon of a man wearing a yellow uniform with a star on it
ALT: a cartoon of a man wearing a yellow uniform with a star on it
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
@paris.nyc OMG that "AI Bubble" video!!
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The entire scene looks like Norman Rockwell painted The Death of Empathy, directed by Jeffrey Dahmer and executive produced by Satan. Hang this next to The Scream and the painting would lean over and whisper, Is that guy okay.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The entire scene looks like Norman Rockwell painted The Death of Empathy, directed by Jeffrey Dahmer and executive produced by Satan. Hang this next to The Scream and the painting would lean over and whisper, Is that guy okay.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Well of course I was going to get it. Grape Abductions. 😂
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Well of course I was going to get it. Grape Abductions. 😂
Lazy Sunday morning starts with a friend. The matcha flight was perfection! 💚💙
November 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Lazy Sunday morning starts with a friend. The matcha flight was perfection! 💚💙
Feeling cute, might do something Geigh™️
November 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Feeling cute, might do something Geigh™️
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💯
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
💯
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
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Let them eat shit
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Let them eat shit
@davidimel.com
David: it's cuz it's on Android. You know, Google's own platform. 💅
That came way too easily but it was good 😂😆
David: it's cuz it's on Android. You know, Google's own platform. 💅
That came way too easily but it was good 😂😆
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
@davidimel.com
David: it's cuz it's on Android. You know, Google's own platform. 💅
That came way too easily but it was good 😂😆
David: it's cuz it's on Android. You know, Google's own platform. 💅
That came way too easily but it was good 😂😆
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FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
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my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
My Sunday vibes: pub walk with the pup on a rainy pnw day 🖤🤍🖤🤍🐾
October 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My Sunday vibes: pub walk with the pup on a rainy pnw day 🖤🤍🖤🤍🐾
@paris.nyc
L: Instagram just thinks I'm a [creepy] old man.
:: Paris smiles politely ::
😂 😆
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
L: Instagram just thinks I'm a [creepy] old man.
:: Paris smiles politely ::
😂 😆
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
October 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
@paris.nyc
L: Instagram just thinks I'm a [creepy] old man.
:: Paris smiles politely ::
😂 😆
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
L: Instagram just thinks I'm a [creepy] old man.
:: Paris smiles politely ::
😂 😆
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
Four chapters into an audiobook and I realize after the first chapter it became background noise. Sigh. Now I have to go back and start over.
October 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Four chapters into an audiobook and I realize after the first chapter it became background noise. Sigh. Now I have to go back and start over.
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MAGA:
Morons
Are
Governing
America
Morons
Are
Governing
America
October 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
MAGA:
Morons
Are
Governing
America
Morons
Are
Governing
America
Cleansing the timeline.
Happy birthday to my favorite girl.
Happy birthday to my favorite girl.
October 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Cleansing the timeline.
Happy birthday to my favorite girl.
Happy birthday to my favorite girl.
@davidimel.com okay... Wait... Recent trivia footage disagrees and you could TOTALLY grow facial hair! 😛
Enjoy your vacation
Enjoy your vacation
September 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
@davidimel.com okay... Wait... Recent trivia footage disagrees and you could TOTALLY grow facial hair! 😛
Enjoy your vacation
Enjoy your vacation
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Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."