Bran
@braninboulder.bsky.social
CO 🏔️ 🌈random homo ramblings 🏳️🌈 nature queer 🌳views are my own• BLM ✊🏿 protect our trans sisters and brothers 🏳️⚧️Taken 👬 Whippet dad 🐕
Tell me you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about without telling me you don’t know what you’re fucking talking about. I’ll let #peta go first.
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Tell me you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about without telling me you don’t know what you’re fucking talking about. I’ll let #peta go first.
Is there anything more peaceful than a full moon night after a fresh snowfall?
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Is there anything more peaceful than a full moon night after a fresh snowfall?
If you want a third row, buy a fucking minivan
Bring back the spare tire 🛞
Bring back the spare tire 🛞
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
If you want a third row, buy a fucking minivan
Bring back the spare tire 🛞
Bring back the spare tire 🛞
Almost thought that was a hearse… guess that’s just wishful thinking
Donald, on his way—again—to the golf course to bring down prices at the grocery store for us. What a selfless hero.
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Almost thought that was a hearse… guess that’s just wishful thinking
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One Afghan immigrant shoots two National Guard members, MAGA insists that all immigration from "Third World" (Read: Brown countries) is immediately and permanently halted.
Young white American males gun down dozens of school children each year, MAGA insists we make it easier for them to get guns.
Young white American males gun down dozens of school children each year, MAGA insists we make it easier for them to get guns.
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
One Afghan immigrant shoots two National Guard members, MAGA insists that all immigration from "Third World" (Read: Brown countries) is immediately and permanently halted.
Young white American males gun down dozens of school children each year, MAGA insists we make it easier for them to get guns.
Young white American males gun down dozens of school children each year, MAGA insists we make it easier for them to get guns.
Team Bubble Buddy ♒️
SpongeBob unveils zodiac signs as SpongeBob characters:
• SpongeBob - Gemini
• Patrick - Sagittarius
• Sandy - Aries
• Squidward - Taurus
• Mrs. Puff - Cancer
• Pearl - Leo
• Karen - Virgo
• Mermaid Man - Libra
• Plankton - Scorpio
• Mr. Krabs - Capricorn
• Bubble Buddy - Aquarius
• Gary - Pisces
• SpongeBob - Gemini
• Patrick - Sagittarius
• Sandy - Aries
• Squidward - Taurus
• Mrs. Puff - Cancer
• Pearl - Leo
• Karen - Virgo
• Mermaid Man - Libra
• Plankton - Scorpio
• Mr. Krabs - Capricorn
• Bubble Buddy - Aquarius
• Gary - Pisces
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Team Bubble Buddy ♒️
About to go into Costco, pray for me
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
About to go into Costco, pray for me
JFC I’m so glad I escaped Idaho
Trump’s approval collapses nationwide, turning several deep-red states negative — Economist tracker
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
JFC I’m so glad I escaped Idaho
Someone jacked my space heater from under my desk last week. Sitting at my desk rn like
anna from the movie frozen is wearing a purple cape and gloves
ALT: anna from the movie frozen is wearing a purple cape and gloves
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Someone jacked my space heater from under my desk last week. Sitting at my desk rn like
Feed may be acting up and causing a certain feeling
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Feed may be acting up and causing a certain feeling
My dog does this thing where she hears the morning alarm and will snuggle in even harder making damn newr impossible to justify getting out of bed
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My dog does this thing where she hears the morning alarm and will snuggle in even harder making damn newr impossible to justify getting out of bed
Chaotic good award goes to
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Chaotic good award goes to
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A friendly reminder that it wasn’t the covid pandemic that crippled the US economy, it was fascist republicans and their criminal orange dictator who deliberately fucked everything up just like they are doing once again.
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
A friendly reminder that it wasn’t the covid pandemic that crippled the US economy, it was fascist republicans and their criminal orange dictator who deliberately fucked everything up just like they are doing once again.
Holy shit I look baked
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Holy shit I look baked
The perfect way to end the day 🥰
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The perfect way to end the day 🥰
Test drove the 2026 Outback Touring XT and honestly, this might be the one 🤞
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Test drove the 2026 Outback Touring XT and honestly, this might be the one 🤞
How cliche is it, if we as Colorado gays 🏳️🌈, got a Subaru Outback?
The 2026 is checking all the right boxes
The 2026 is checking all the right boxes
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
How cliche is it, if we as Colorado gays 🏳️🌈, got a Subaru Outback?
The 2026 is checking all the right boxes
The 2026 is checking all the right boxes
The county is still in a $4M deficit for this next fiscal year. They announced another round of lay offs this week 😬
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The county is still in a $4M deficit for this next fiscal year. They announced another round of lay offs this week 😬
Today was an absolute shit show
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Today was an absolute shit show
These Colorado skies do not disappoint
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
These Colorado skies do not disappoint
When I say I’m kinky, this is what I mean
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
When I say I’m kinky, this is what I mean
Got baked and decided to Marie Kondo the house
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Got baked and decided to Marie Kondo the house
Full moon shit all week long
I’m fucking tired
I’m fucking tired
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Full moon shit all week long
I’m fucking tired
I’m fucking tired