Certainly has all the class of a Waffle House.

Today I learned the electric toaster was invented not to solve the problem of untoasted bread, but to solve the problem of unused daytime electricity the electric companies had to generate regardless of demand.

You know it's bad when even God doesn't want to touch him. How. Is. It. STILL. Alive?

I'm guessing he posted this on company time.

Gee, I wonder what caused that. F*cking Sh*t for brains.

As long as you're not putting that question at the inflection point of "should I floss?" Fate can be unkind to teeth.

What does it say that even the embodiment of evil won't take him?

Not me. As soon as I'm in the door everything comes off, down to the loincloth (I live in Hawaii). I can't stand having stuff in my pockets.

You have to be careful about the number of Xs at the end. Results vary.

Can you use this power over correlation and causation to undo the destruction of the East Wing please? And thank you in advance.

It would have to be a limited series. 10 episodes. Some idiot might try to make it an ongoing thing, but they'd kill the soul of it.

We could throw in a family feud as well. Maybe the two biggest name families of an area, over the course of generations, play out their dispute through repeatedly exchanging roles in that dichotomy. They fight each other using law/lawlessness as a proxy.

How about an epic of a family that starts as a criminal gang, realizes the criminal dream of becoming their own police, in a generation go legit, fight real crime, and then devolve back to criminality? As a body it would explore criminals/police as an entwined, self-propelled reality over 150 years?

Sheʻs a Florida billboard wrongful injury lawyer at best, so I almost donʻt fault her for being so stupid and corrupt. The one that I find most concerning is Marco Rubio, who definitely knows better.

I will never forgive them for making me learn the word "fungible".

Also ʻfascistsʻ. Their inaction is a main ingredient in fascism.

And yet people keep supporting him by frequenting his platform. There is literally no excuse to be made for not leaving it that isnʻt ego driven selfishness.

I think you should replace Chuck Schumer.