Hip Gnosis
@brandonwjones.bsky.social
Brandon W. Jones. Novelist, short story and screenwriter. Descended from both circus freaks and Viking legends. Less interesting than my forebears. Round Earth conspiracist. No DMs
There are many true things that can be said of me. That I'm descended from immigrant circus freaks is one of them. CHINGA LA MIGRA.
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
There are many true things that can be said of me. That I'm descended from immigrant circus freaks is one of them. CHINGA LA MIGRA.
The whole Democratic party needs therapy to get over their self-sabotage issues. They are the embodiment of the stick-in-the-bicycle-spokes meme.
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The whole Democratic party needs therapy to get over their self-sabotage issues. They are the embodiment of the stick-in-the-bicycle-spokes meme.
ICE agent who had sandwich thrown at him reports being able to smell mustard.
Fox "News" reports: VIOLENT ANTIFA TERRORIST USES MUSTARD GAS!
Fox "News" reports: VIOLENT ANTIFA TERRORIST USES MUSTARD GAS!
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
ICE agent who had sandwich thrown at him reports being able to smell mustard.
Fox "News" reports: VIOLENT ANTIFA TERRORIST USES MUSTARD GAS!
Fox "News" reports: VIOLENT ANTIFA TERRORIST USES MUSTARD GAS!
Pete Hegseth never watched Star Trek, and it shows.
October 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Pete Hegseth never watched Star Trek, and it shows.
TRUE FACT: Until I was about twelve I thought "The Star Spangled Banner" was a song about helping your buddy José get a better view of a fireworks show called the Donzerly Lights, and the patriotic message was one of respect and care.
As a country I think we should get back to that.
As a country I think we should get back to that.
October 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
TRUE FACT: Until I was about twelve I thought "The Star Spangled Banner" was a song about helping your buddy José get a better view of a fireworks show called the Donzerly Lights, and the patriotic message was one of respect and care.
As a country I think we should get back to that.
As a country I think we should get back to that.
RFK Jr. will henceforth be known as Rumpled Foreskin.
October 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
RFK Jr. will henceforth be known as Rumpled Foreskin.
The Democratic establishment fails because they always, without fail, sideline their best, most passionate people. It was a weird strategy that worked in 1992 because the discussion then was between whole milk and 2%. We're not talking about milk anymore. Chuck (verb) Schumer—he's a wet sock.
September 25, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The Democratic establishment fails because they always, without fail, sideline their best, most passionate people. It was a weird strategy that worked in 1992 because the discussion then was between whole milk and 2%. We're not talking about milk anymore. Chuck (verb) Schumer—he's a wet sock.
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Not sure what happened. We were supposed to be safe. #Rapture2025 #LeftBehind
September 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Not sure what happened. We were supposed to be safe. #Rapture2025 #LeftBehind
On this historic day, Donald Trump linked Tylenol to the Epstein files.
September 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
On this historic day, Donald Trump linked Tylenol to the Epstein files.
BREAKING: Tylenol has been linked to an increased lack of headache.
September 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
BREAKING: Tylenol has been linked to an increased lack of headache.
A word of advice: Any time someone in a fascist-leaning regime says, "we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way," make them do it the hard way. There is literally no benefit to letting them have it easy, even if you know they will ultimately get their way.
September 22, 2025 at 8:44 AM
A word of advice: Any time someone in a fascist-leaning regime says, "we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way," make them do it the hard way. There is literally no benefit to letting them have it easy, even if you know they will ultimately get their way.
Anti-ANTIFA is just FA.
September 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Anti-ANTIFA is just FA.
Typos are the chicken bones and tea leaves of our time.
September 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Typos are the chicken bones and tea leaves of our time.
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Trump's special announcement is that he's pregnant with Putin's baby. It would help explain the edema and the mood swings.
September 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Trump's special announcement is that he's pregnant with Putin's baby. It would help explain the edema and the mood swings.
Jean-Paul Sartre is famous for saying "Hell is other people". Maybe we'd all be famous if we only told the truth like that.
August 31, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Jean-Paul Sartre is famous for saying "Hell is other people". Maybe we'd all be famous if we only told the truth like that.
So now that all those guys who thought they wanted AR15s to stop the advance of a tyrannical government are having to come to terms with the fact they really aren't going to do that, can we finally have a realistic conversation about which firearms are truly compatible with civil society?
August 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
So now that all those guys who thought they wanted AR15s to stop the advance of a tyrannical government are having to come to terms with the fact they really aren't going to do that, can we finally have a realistic conversation about which firearms are truly compatible with civil society?
I'm just waiting for RFK Jr. to bring back lead paint. He ate plenty of it in his childhood, and clearly he's fine…
August 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm just waiting for RFK Jr. to bring back lead paint. He ate plenty of it in his childhood, and clearly he's fine…
"Gag order" never quite means what I want it to.
August 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"Gag order" never quite means what I want it to.
Being perfectly honest, there were a few years there when I wasn't entirely certain what my wife's last name was. It's Jones, in case you're wondering.
August 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Being perfectly honest, there were a few years there when I wasn't entirely certain what my wife's last name was. It's Jones, in case you're wondering.
BREAKING: Search of John Bolton's home yields giant tub of mustache wax.
August 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
BREAKING: Search of John Bolton's home yields giant tub of mustache wax.
Why does JD Vance always look like he's about to get under the table and start licking one of its legs?
August 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Why does JD Vance always look like he's about to get under the table and start licking one of its legs?