Brandon Mf'n B
@brandonmfnb.bsky.social
Boring Day job holder
Satirical. Cynical. Occasionally insightful.
If it’s dumb, I’m talking about it.
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Satirical. Cynical. Occasionally insightful.
If it’s dumb, I’m talking about it.
linktr.ee/brandon_mfn_b
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's just too funny 😂
October 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's just too funny 😂
Imagine clowning folks for liking Superman while proudly following a guy who walked on water, cured blindness with spit, and said “BRB” to death.
Sit down, Julien.
Sit down, Julien.
July 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Imagine clowning folks for liking Superman while proudly following a guy who walked on water, cured blindness with spit, and said “BRB” to death.
Sit down, Julien.
Sit down, Julien.
This guy talks like a libertarian NPC and looks like a Law & Order cold open. His dad should’ve finished in a sock and saved us the deficit.
June 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This guy talks like a libertarian NPC and looks like a Law & Order cold open. His dad should’ve finished in a sock and saved us the deficit.
Charlie Kirk: a man who believes group guilt is fine, as long as the group isn’t white, Christian, or capitalist.
June 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Charlie Kirk: a man who believes group guilt is fine, as long as the group isn’t white, Christian, or capitalist.
Read the full piece here👉 evrythingnnothing.blogspot.com/2025/06/no-m...
June 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Read the full piece here👉 evrythingnnothing.blogspot.com/2025/06/no-m...
Not afraid to die—just afraid I never really lived.
Read the full piece: a raw, unfiltered look at chasing meaning before the clock runs out.
👉 evrythingnnothing.blogspot.com/2025/06/befo...
Read the full piece: a raw, unfiltered look at chasing meaning before the clock runs out.
👉 evrythingnnothing.blogspot.com/2025/06/befo...
June 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Not afraid to die—just afraid I never really lived.
Read the full piece: a raw, unfiltered look at chasing meaning before the clock runs out.
👉 evrythingnnothing.blogspot.com/2025/06/befo...
Read the full piece: a raw, unfiltered look at chasing meaning before the clock runs out.
👉 evrythingnnothing.blogspot.com/2025/06/befo...
Simple: Demand. Salads perish quickly and don't have a high demand, conversely, the ingredients to make burgers are more self stable and have a high demand. Places mark-up the price of a salad to maximize the profit on each salad so they don't lose money just making salads available to consumers.
June 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Simple: Demand. Salads perish quickly and don't have a high demand, conversely, the ingredients to make burgers are more self stable and have a high demand. Places mark-up the price of a salad to maximize the profit on each salad so they don't lose money just making salads available to consumers.
Technically speaking of course 😂
May 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Technically speaking of course 😂
“Trump’s tariffs got blocked harder than Mutombo—no, no, no!”
May 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“Trump’s tariffs got blocked harder than Mutombo—no, no, no!”
For a split second I swear that shit said "Fuck Up Window" 😂😂
March 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
For a split second I swear that shit said "Fuck Up Window" 😂😂
Seems like a completely appropriate time to remind everyone that this is a word..
February 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Seems like a completely appropriate time to remind everyone that this is a word..
Just a thought...
February 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Just a thought...
