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🌈 queer design person. 🇺🇲➡️🇩🇪 immigrant 🛋️ interior influencer http://instagram.com/photosofourhome

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every time i use amazon i think about how all the designers make like $300k+ and how they probably all went to stanford or carnegie melon and studied human computer interaction. it's soooo funny. look at this new slideshow-style variant-selector lmao 😂
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
juat found out these things are made by a company called “Stoppo”
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
you still can't share a profile with someone on instagram when using desktop instagram. how do these people overlook this kinda shit
September 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
how quickly they lost their way www.balenciaga.com/de-de/fragra... this shit sucks
September 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
using the internet fucking sucks
July 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
@chrismessina.me seen this yet???
July 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
been getting real pissed off at prices lately. everything is way too expensive!! check out this new restaurant in berlin. they're charging 12 euro for 2 eggs and toast, and 13 euro for pancakes. unreal
June 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Reposted by brandon
Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle

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June 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Reposted by brandon
Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony

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June 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
people mean so well when they write coming soon on something but it's more like a coming maybe.
June 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I was at the end of a very hard workout where i felt like i couldnt lift any more and the trainer put on misery business by paramore and I absolutely crushed my last set. music is powerful man.
June 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
i wanna know how chatgpt does typography. like it’s clearly often using the same few fonts. i wanna know which ones and whetehrr they licensed them or whether the model just studied them
June 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
you can just use chatgpt voice chat as a tandem partner to learn a language. that is crazy. that’s a whole paid feature in @duolingoverde.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 9:48 AM
i made a lil berlin recommendations site with a lot of graffiti (wow so berlin!) berlin.drips.network
Drips Guide to Berlin
A curated list of Berlin spots to work, eat, drink, dance, and explore made by the Drips team.
berlin.drips.network
June 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I feel like everyone in New York has a MetroCard and their transportation system is 🚮. in Berlin, so many of my friends don’t buy the monthly ticket which only cost €50 and the transportation system is fantastic and you can ride all over germany with it. but they take taxis all the time. 🤨
May 30, 2025 at 9:14 AM
if people stop chatting about code problems on stack overflow because they use ai to debug stuff, what impact will that have on the future?
May 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
can someone tell me what the hell this means?

news.mit.edu/2023/speranz...

Steve Nadis bro wot are you on about?
May 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
new gt just dropped. looks so good gt-standard.com
GT Standard
gt-standard.com
May 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
1. TYPE ON PATH
2. LASSO SELECTION
3. SITES

feels like christmas when you get everything you've ever wanted
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
figma draw is gonna change my life
May 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
fucking finally type on a path in figma
May 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
imagine having to pay your employer to go to work. that's what nail artists have to do. it's a RIOT. my wife is about to start somewhere where she has to pay €50 per day (!) AND 35% of her income (!!!) to the salon.
April 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM
green seems like a primary color
April 21, 2025 at 7:36 AM
imagine moving to berlin today
March 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM