Brandon Ellrich
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Brandon Ellrich
@brandonellrich.substack.com
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I'm a gay man from the rural Midwest with two cats. Pathetic? Maybe, but I write about it so you can laugh with me (or at me). You can find me on Substack, mostly.
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Here's part of the poem from my latest post.
Check it out!
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#substackwriter #humor #satire #dirtylaundry #writersofbluesky
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Does your cat lick your face?

#catsofbluesky #cats #catvideos #blackcats #humor #lgbtqia
September 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Have you ever made a Peach Sugar Scrub?

Check it out!
brandonellrich.substack.com/p/the-gay-ba...
#peachsugarscrub #diyskincare #substack #healthandbeauty #skincare
September 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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One of my Grindr stories
#lgbtqia #lgbtq #grindr #gaydating #humor #gaydating
July 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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As a queer man living in the Midwest, I don't always feel safe revealing that I'm gay.
#lgbtqia #lgbtq #substack #podcast #gaypride #lovestack
July 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Talking about my first Pride experience on "Dirty Talk".
#pride #lgbtqia #firstpride #lgbtq
June 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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So dramatic
#catsofbluesky #cats #felines #catdad #catvideos
May 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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What goes up doesn't always want to come down.
#cats #catstory #catsofbluesky #catupatree #catdad #catmom #petparent #humor
April 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM