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Brandon Ellrich
@brandonellrich.substack.com
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I'm a gay man from the rural Midwest with two cats. Pathetic? Maybe, but I write about it so you can laugh with me (or at me). You can find me on Substack, mostly.
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Here's part of the poem from my latest post.
Check it out!
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#substackwriter #humor #satire #dirtylaundry #writersofbluesky
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Does your cat lick your face?

#catsofbluesky #cats #catvideos #blackcats #humor #lgbtqia
September 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Have you ever made a Peach Sugar Scrub?

Check it out!
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#peachsugarscrub #diyskincare #substack #healthandbeauty #skincare
September 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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One of my Grindr stories
#lgbtqia #lgbtq #grindr #gaydating #humor #gaydating
July 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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As a queer man living in the Midwest, I don't always feel safe revealing that I'm gay.
#lgbtqia #lgbtq #substack #podcast #gaypride #lovestack
July 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Talking about my first Pride experience on "Dirty Talk".
#pride #lgbtqia #firstpride #lgbtq
June 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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So dramatic
#catsofbluesky #cats #felines #catdad #catvideos
May 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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What goes up doesn't always want to come down.
#cats #catstory #catsofbluesky #catupatree #catdad #catmom #petparent #humor
April 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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If you have cats in your house, you can probably relate to this.
#cats #felines #petparent #catdad #humor #pets

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A photo of a calico cat with an overlay of the title of the article "When You Suddenly Realize the Cats Run Your Household" with the subtitle "You don't always see it coming." Below that is a snippet "Since I don't have any subscribers yet, I'm starting with a humorous post" The source is at the bottom: "GAYPUSSLOVER.SUBSTACK.COM"
January 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Join me on Substack!
#substack #lgbtq #writer #blogging
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January 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I opened a Christmas fortune cookie for New Years. It said, "Always remind people of their worth. Be kind."
Seems like a lame fortune, tbh.
January 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Any mice in here? 🐀🐈‍⬛
The backside of a black cat is sticking out of a Christmas gift bag turned on its side.
December 22, 2024 at 8:04 PM