Brandon
@brandonchristensen.bsky.social
Amateur cryptozoologist, Distiller / Spirits enthusiast, TTRPG player, Twin dad
Thinking about this picture lately for some reason
June 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Thinking about this picture lately for some reason
Make sure you know what kind of dad you have.
May 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Make sure you know what kind of dad you have.
How much you wanna bet RFK Jr. hasn’t seen this map ever?
May 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
How much you wanna bet RFK Jr. hasn’t seen this map ever?
British cookies are called biscuits because they taste like these.
May 3, 2025 at 11:22 AM
British cookies are called biscuits because they taste like these.
These blades are so sharp I think they could fillet a piece of paper.
April 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
These blades are so sharp I think they could fillet a piece of paper.
Happy Dover Demon day to those that celebrate.
April 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Happy Dover Demon day to those that celebrate.
Me with my Grampy and my rat tail.
April 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me with my Grampy and my rat tail.
Much like Jesus I have been banned from Reddit for 3 days on Good Friday.
April 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Much like Jesus I have been banned from Reddit for 3 days on Good Friday.
The new dryer has a light inside for some reason
April 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The new dryer has a light inside for some reason
The design on this container is next level good.
April 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The design on this container is next level good.
And that’s why you are named Pentastar and Black one
March 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
And that’s why you are named Pentastar and Black one
My early pick for the Kentucky Derby is Owen Almighty. Mostly because my son is named Owen. I have no actual racing knowledge.
March 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My early pick for the Kentucky Derby is Owen Almighty. Mostly because my son is named Owen. I have no actual racing knowledge.
The Boston Cum Sox
March 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The Boston Cum Sox
I saw this relic from 2006 today.
March 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I saw this relic from 2006 today.
The twins made leprechaun traps
March 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The twins made leprechaun traps
What is with this hand
March 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
What is with this hand
A drawing from my 5 year old’s kindergarten crush
February 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
A drawing from my 5 year old’s kindergarten crush
I wish breweries had these
February 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I wish breweries had these
“You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred elves went into the water. 316 elves come out, and the sharks took the rest, December the 24th, 1823.”
“Anyway, we delivered the presents.”
“Anyway, we delivered the presents.”
January 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
“You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred elves went into the water. 316 elves come out, and the sharks took the rest, December the 24th, 1823.”
“Anyway, we delivered the presents.”
“Anyway, we delivered the presents.”