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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥
@brandi-rene.swifties.social
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31 || alaskan|| childless dog lady 🐶 || swiftie 🫶🏻|| elder emo 🖤 || vinyl collector 🎵|| horror hound 👻|| go birds 💚🦅
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Aw, c’mon 😫
You're not accosting my snow globe with your weird little hands, butterfingers.
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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IT HAS THE BRONZE EVERMORE DRESS ON IT AND NOW IM FURIOUS I CANT BE SPENDING MONEY!
An illustration of Taylor Swift in the bronze evermore dress.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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My first customer of the day greeted me with “I can’t believe they let a pretty little thing like you around here”
A smiling stick figure holds up a concrete block above its head ready to smash upon the heads of its enemies.
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Please offense. Please. I am begging.
A white man in a blue sweater and dark jeans stands outside with one hand in his pocket. The other holds a cigarette. He looks done with life.
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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I was going to do a bubbel BUT IT WONT LOAD 😃 so just imagine your pictures in there. I love you all bunches 😘😘
A bubble on a blue background that is full of partially or not at all loaded circles that should be profile pictures.
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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My best friend, everyone 😆
Oh my fucking god Until this exact moment I thought Jen Psaki and Tree Paine were the same fucking person
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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They had a little message for her on the stage screen that said ‘have as much fun as you can we’ve got your back” 🥹😭
Taylor swift crouching underneath the eras stage waiting to be lifted for her entrance. She is reading a message off the stage that says “have as much fun as you can. We’ve got your back”
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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pls 😭😭😭
A stick figure looking down sadly poking at a picture of the eagles offense with a stick. The text says cmon do something…
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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time for my beloved cycle to begin 🙂‍↕️🦅💚
An eagle head in a circle of arrows repeating hold on, it’s not that bad and I want to fucking die.
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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They got my boy Reed out here throwing a FIT 🦅💚
A white man with short brown hair (Reed Blankenship safety for the Philadelphia Eagles) walking out of a doorway wearing black boots, black pants, a black vest with light accidents, a cross necklace, and a black duster style jacket. In his left hand he carries a black leather duffle bag.
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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God forbid the yard guy just say they missed me 🤣
A screenshot of an iMessage bubble that reads: U coming in tomorrow? We miss ur stupid face
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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face | scent
A white woman with long dark straightened hair, a nose ring, and red large framed glasses takes a selfie car in a light colored car seat. A soft pink glass perfume bottle comprised of two circles on top of each other displaying the etching Omni on the top circle and on the bottom circle bvlgari. It it set in front of a piece of wood and various florals to either side.
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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I’ve been stabbed 😭
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Very important to share because ✨🗣️WE STAN STEVE HARRINGTON X FATHER FIGURE IN THIS HOUSE🗣️✨
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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the one true loml 🥲🤎
A white blonde woman (Taylor Swift) stands on stage in a maroon dress with bronze sparkles known as the bronze evermore dress. Over the dress is a green cape. One arm is outstretched and the other holds a mic up to her mouth.
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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quote something random from your phone
A marmot (large ground squirrel rodent type creature? I’m sorry I have no idea how to describe this thing.) in a moment of panic looks towards something and appears to be screaming
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I have to wait until Monday to watch the birds play
A simple blobby little figure standing with his little stick arm on his hip. His other hand is holding a mug. The expression on his face is one of being unamused.
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Anchorage, Alaska having a snowplow named Taylor Drift is truly the one thing that could redeem winter in Alaska for me.
Anchorage Street Maintenance MOA Winter Street Maintenance Operation It is a screenshot of a map showing the route of a snowplow named Taylor Drift highlighted in bright green.
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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A man you can mostly trust. Unless he’s unattended around cheese. You’re safe. Cheese is not 💕
A pouting brown boxer in purple harness sits on a country blue sofa with a red blanket in front of him.
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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The best part of winter? The trusty dusty crusty penguin mittens come back out of storage 🙂‍↕️ they are the light of my life.
A pair of black mittens with white fuzzy patches covering the backs of the hands. On the white patches are little penguin faces.
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Your honor, I love him already! Jaelan Phillips is gonna be on demon time with us. I just know it 💚🦅
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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The frequency with which I receive this sentence😫 what could I have possibly done now!?
A screenshot of a text on a floral background reading “oh god dammit Brandi”
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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And I thought the ermine popping out of the filing cabinet at me was bad 🥴 I think my boss is trying to ensure I never come back to work.
A screenshot of an iMessage text thread. The top grey bubble reads: I JUST HAD A MOUSE CLIMB UP MY PANT LEG WHILE I WAS SITTING AT MY DESK. The bottom blue bubble reads: BURN THE BUILDING DOWN!
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Woke rising from the ashes like
A blonde white woman in a red dress is depicted in two different photo cells. The text in the first says surprise, bitch. The second days I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Oldest selfie on your phone

Circa 2010 when I got my first iPhone and was going through my short lived ‘preppy’ phase. I have had a Red Bull glued to my hand since I was a teenager 😅
A blurry bathroom mirror selfie of a white girl with brown hair wearing a grey and blue striped shirt and blue jeans. One hand is holding a Red Bull and the other is clutching a colorful iPhone case.
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM