Brandi Rene ❤️🔥
@brandi-rene.swifties.social
31 || alaskan|| childless dog lady 🐶 || swiftie 🫶🏻|| elder emo 🖤 || vinyl collector 🎵|| horror hound 👻|| go birds 💚🦅
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Just so people know what I’m all about, here are the high points. Lifelong Democrat trapped in a red state. Swiftie since Speak Now. Currently in my evermore era. My boxer Thor is the center of my universe. I will scream about my Eagles on game days. I’m so excited to be here with my people 🫶🏻
I finished the whole 15 minutes worth of work I had to do and we aren’t sending a truck out until noon. I’m gonna sit my happy ass at my desk and watch some Stranger Things until I have something to do.
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I finished the whole 15 minutes worth of work I had to do and we aren’t sending a truck out until noon. I’m gonna sit my happy ass at my desk and watch some Stranger Things until I have something to do.
IT HAS THE BRONZE EVERMORE DRESS ON IT AND NOW IM FURIOUS I CANT BE SPENDING MONEY!
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
IT HAS THE BRONZE EVERMORE DRESS ON IT AND NOW IM FURIOUS I CANT BE SPENDING MONEY!
Is…is this the last hurrah for eras tour themed merch? I’ve hurt my own feelings 🥲
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Is…is this the last hurrah for eras tour themed merch? I’ve hurt my own feelings 🥲
There’s only one thing that can push me into making a questionable financial decision and it’s if the Speak Now cardigan comes back around 🙂↕️💜
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
There’s only one thing that can push me into making a questionable financial decision and it’s if the Speak Now cardigan comes back around 🙂↕️💜
Pink Pony Club of all songs!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? This feels illegal. I hate absolutely everything about this. So much.
Keith Urban performed Chappell Roan's
“Pink Pony Club” for Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago party in Florida.
“Pink Pony Club” for Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago party in Florida.
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Pink Pony Club of all songs!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? This feels illegal. I hate absolutely everything about this. So much.
Why am I crying over a squirrel puppet giving the 22 hat to a tiny stuffed squirrel? The eras tour has altered my brain fundamentally.
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Why am I crying over a squirrel puppet giving the 22 hat to a tiny stuffed squirrel? The eras tour has altered my brain fundamentally.
Now why would you stroll into this office at almost closing time to purchase concrete blocks while driving a GOLF CART!? Where would you like us to put those incredibly heavy blocks? On the roof? Gonna sit on them? What are we doing here? 🤨
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Now why would you stroll into this office at almost closing time to purchase concrete blocks while driving a GOLF CART!? Where would you like us to put those incredibly heavy blocks? On the roof? Gonna sit on them? What are we doing here? 🤨
Thank you for sending my blood pressure through the roof, merch bot. I needed the panic as a 4:30pm pick me up 🫠
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Thank you for sending my blood pressure through the roof, merch bot. I needed the panic as a 4:30pm pick me up 🫠
I think Chappell has dethroned Sabrina as the boss man’s favorite of the moment. My greatest work up to this point has been getting him into all the current pop girls.
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I think Chappell has dethroned Sabrina as the boss man’s favorite of the moment. My greatest work up to this point has been getting him into all the current pop girls.
I am craving a Totino’s pizza so bad. Idc if they’re mid. They taste like comfort and I would sell my soul for one right this very moment.
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I am craving a Totino’s pizza so bad. Idc if they’re mid. They taste like comfort and I would sell my soul for one right this very moment.
I love wasting my breath telling the guys 200 times that we need to get sand down on the sidewalk only for them to wait until I’ve busted my ass on said sidewalk to put any down 😀
November 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I love wasting my breath telling the guys 200 times that we need to get sand down on the sidewalk only for them to wait until I’ve busted my ass on said sidewalk to put any down 😀
My first customer of the day greeted me with “I can’t believe they let a pretty little thing like you around here”
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My first customer of the day greeted me with “I can’t believe they let a pretty little thing like you around here”
These merch drops have me half ready to start hinting to the boss that we should do Christmas bonuses early this year 😅
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
These merch drops have me half ready to start hinting to the boss that we should do Christmas bonuses early this year 😅
Do I want the doormat? Yes. Could I justify 55 dollars for something I’m going to ruin with dirty shoes even if I wasn’t on a spending ban? No.
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Do I want the doormat? Yes. Could I justify 55 dollars for something I’m going to ruin with dirty shoes even if I wasn’t on a spending ban? No.
Reminding myself repeatedly that I have no more room in my drawers for cardigans and there will be medical bills coming just in case it is actually a cardigan drop. The cardigans are my weakness 😫
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Reminding myself repeatedly that I have no more room in my drawers for cardigans and there will be medical bills coming just in case it is actually a cardigan drop. The cardigans are my weakness 😫
It feels weird to be openly told we’re a back up safety net specifically to save people from boredom and are expected to just happily accept that with open arms?
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It feels weird to be openly told we’re a back up safety net specifically to save people from boredom and are expected to just happily accept that with open arms?
Prayers for the AO3 users. Tumblr is there for you with open arms if things get real desperate.
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Prayers for the AO3 users. Tumblr is there for you with open arms if things get real desperate.
If I even consider buying merch I need someone to bonk me. I need to not be buying anything but necessities until I know what those medical bills are gonna look like 🫠
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If I even consider buying merch I need someone to bonk me. I need to not be buying anything but necessities until I know what those medical bills are gonna look like 🫠
Reposted by Brandi Rene ❤️🔥
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
Waking up to Twitter strangers on my skyline
a cartoon of a spongebob squarepants character with a huge mouth
Alt: a cartoon of a spongebob squarepants character with a huge mouth in a loin cloth flipping side to side
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Waking up to Twitter strangers on my skyline
My niece called me sobbing and furious I didn’t warn her. So safe to say she’s reached the end of Stranger Things S4 😅 Sorry, kid. Normally it’s my job to protect you but that’s a heartbreak you have to go into blind.
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
My niece called me sobbing and furious I didn’t warn her. So safe to say she’s reached the end of Stranger Things S4 😅 Sorry, kid. Normally it’s my job to protect you but that’s a heartbreak you have to go into blind.
It’s hard work being the friend who details all the ways seemingly innocuous things can maim or kill you in the group chat, but someone’s gotta do it.
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It’s hard work being the friend who details all the ways seemingly innocuous things can maim or kill you in the group chat, but someone’s gotta do it.
I have officially worked my last Monday until spring. I missed my three day weekends so much 😭
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I have officially worked my last Monday until spring. I missed my three day weekends so much 😭
“You hold onto the past too much” and it’s a man deep into his 30’s who still has a decal of the high school logo and his football number on his truck 🤨 sir we are two separate kinds of stuck in the past.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“You hold onto the past too much” and it’s a man deep into his 30’s who still has a decal of the high school logo and his football number on his truck 🤨 sir we are two separate kinds of stuck in the past.
The vibes in the office are bad. There’s only one song that can save it.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays by *NSYNC on Apple Music
Song · 1998 · Duration 4:15
music.apple.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The vibes in the office are bad. There’s only one song that can save it.