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Full Bird Private
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US Army Infantry veteran, now a special education teacher.

The infantry was far easier.

I gladly block thirst traps.
DHS ought to be dissolved entirely, it is irredeemable. A Frankenstein’s Monster cobbled together in response to post 9-11 confusion and it deserves to die.
November 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Lmao. Do these nitwits really want to open that particular can o’ worms?
October 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
3/2 I don’t know what the fuck happened to Gen X. It’s the Trumpiest generation out there. Back in the 90’s we would have thought this guy was a complete tool. And we would have been right. But now dudes my age are lining up to give him a ball wash. Laughably unacceptable.

(Had more to say I guess)
September 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
2/2 But I will lament and grieve for the people who will suffer the most & suffer greatest while we wait for that arc to align with our just and moral sensibilities.

I have tremendous privilege. I’m in the cohort of Americans who support this buffoon the most. White, male, cishet, and able bodied.
September 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I mean, I love it, but Mississippi…
September 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The New York Times absolutely excels at stenography. They are the best at it.
September 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The ball washing of Trump is an important part of his Cabinet meetings. Real North Korea Dear Leader shit.
August 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’d really like to know how extreme partisan gerrymanders are affected in wave elections. Is it true that in these types of elections a gerrymander can spectacularly go wrong? I guess I’m thinking about those districts that are not usually competitive but can become so in a wave
August 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I absolutely believe Bill Clinton assaulted girls. Screw him.
August 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
His future tribunal at The Hague will be immensely satisfying
August 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Real ‘making a horse consul’ energy.

Not that she’s a horse. Just that she is as useless as the horse would be at her new job.
August 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
A literal fifth-rate loser, that Riley.
August 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Some great reporting
August 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
His jealousy towards Barack Obama is legendary and I’m here for it
August 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My god what a cretin
August 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The heroes we need
August 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I feel absolutely no kinship or sense of shared nationality with these folks. None. I would cheer some kind of secession from MAGA and be thankful for it.
August 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fucking brilliant
August 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM