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Ah, yes, the people who try to outsource competence.
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Had an actual uni prof try to do this to me by demanding I cold interpret an Emily Dickinson poem we hadn't been assigned, just because I disagreed about the one we had been. I think the "bitch, please" in my expression could have been read from Mars. "Educators" giving us all a bad name.
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Definitely a whiffle-batting offense.
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
O_O Totes down to testify.
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Uuuugh.
December 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Oh dear. That will make mornings extra fun.
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
[high five] There's only one way to go out...
December 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
<3<3<3
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This year will be lace-or-textiles, and while I considered getting a lace shawl from a kick-ass knitter in Uzbekistan, in the end the call of silk and velvet is more than I can resist. It's going to be another JJ Collection scarf, for this year!

Gotta say, this is a good mental health practice.
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This started kind of by accident, when I noticed that I'd gotten myself a bunch of new sheets, for my new, smaller bed for my second year on my own, and... just decided to keep going. Got a quality chopping knife for steel, a beautiful scarf for silk, etc.
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Ribs are the worst. Such dramatic little assholes.
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Okay, that's impressive.
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
[dotes] That's so very Ista.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Have to admit, I did like floor hockey. If only because I got a weapon.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So unimpressed! <3
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
[cackling] Potatoes are love.
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Pretty! Also, I see someone was very interested in you taking a picture.
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
[sighs] Yeah.

Also, gym class should be outlawed under the Geneva Conventions, for real.
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Happy diagnosis!
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I think my most comparable "you think you're clever and omg I'm so tired" is when I say my diss was on women in Melville and my interlocutor invariably says, with obligatory chuckle, "there are women in Melville?" I consider it a whiffle-batting offense, at this point.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM