Honeybaked
brainwascht.bsky.social
Honeybaked
@brainwascht.bsky.social
Thief, shitkicker, and I wanna be famous.

he/him
The macrowave
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It's a fine enough episode, but once is good!
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Reposted by Honeybaked
It was me
The Mycelium Network
YouTube video by Trofe
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My cousin and her husband could barely afford the house they bought 11 years ago, today. She sells MRI's to hospitals and he worked for NASA
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I had a mild case of shingles in a not especially inconvenient area that didn't leave any lasting nerve damage or pain and it still HURT for a whole month. Get the shingrix!
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I remember trying to explain this to the freshmen in the high school weight room, but I was only two years older so I didn't know. I called it "unlocking" strength and made sure they knew there was a wall ahead after the unlocking phase. And that this is the time to learn form
December 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I have exactly one Santa baby in the rotation and it's Vulfpeck's instrumental version. It's a good tune played funky, the words were the problem haha
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
(sorry sorry I'm trying to delete it)
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
A couple Ryan-Murphy-ass swerves
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Reposted by Honeybaked
Mech Ace, callsign “LONE STAR”.
Air Ace, callsign “HUMMINGBIRD”. Submarine Ace, callsign “ANGELSHARK”.

We brought together the three top pilots from each branch of our glorious military, and the conversation which followed was extremely disappointing.
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Where my big spoonful of peanut butter gang at
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It hath been a while since I rocked da suburbs
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Any time I read any details of this game I go "man what the hellllll" and I'm not sure if it's for me but y'all are being treated badly so I'm buying it anywayyyy!
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Targets back in too (add to cart for price etc etc)
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The bat from Dandadan that reads Power of Nessie on it
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Cat massage and Hawaii chair were staples of me hijacking someone else's laptop in 2007 and opening a new tab to YouTube to show them
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Can report that the Oxo company has done it again with their poultry shears. I had a hell of a time last year trying to make more standard kitchen shears work
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You're totally right about it being old timey here. The only people I've heard that drink buttermilk are older friends dads, so like guys like 67 and older
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Fundamental theorem of calculus game rise up
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Creatures, critters, and various flavors of lil guy are our reward for being out in the world. Thank you for teaching us that, and happy birthday!
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM