brainexploder
@brainexploder.bsky.social
Human person, humorist, liker of things.
Shout out to my friend and yours: @sammyhain.bsky.social for mailing me this fantastic piece of fast food regalia that was inaccessible to me!
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Shout out to my friend and yours: @sammyhain.bsky.social for mailing me this fantastic piece of fast food regalia that was inaccessible to me!
Really cool Madballs knock offs at 5 Below for 3$!
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Really cool Madballs knock offs at 5 Below for 3$!
It’s things like this that make October and Halloween so special. Regular, ordinary, and boring chores are suddenly filled with cast of ghosts, rats, and bats.
I hope you all find a ghost or a rat or a graveyard today.
I hope you all find a ghost or a rat or a graveyard today.
October 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It’s things like this that make October and Halloween so special. Regular, ordinary, and boring chores are suddenly filled with cast of ghosts, rats, and bats.
I hope you all find a ghost or a rat or a graveyard today.
I hope you all find a ghost or a rat or a graveyard today.
Ultra rare aesthetic unlocked: Mid level sketchy laundromat with early 2000’s Halloween decorations.
October 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Ultra rare aesthetic unlocked: Mid level sketchy laundromat with early 2000’s Halloween decorations.
Does any fast food chain go this hard anymore?
October 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Does any fast food chain go this hard anymore?
My favorite aesthetic is chain restaurant franchise location DIY Halloween display.
October 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My favorite aesthetic is chain restaurant franchise location DIY Halloween display.
If you need physical, tangible evidence that life peaked in the early 2000’s: these were FREE at McDonald’s in October 2003.
October 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If you need physical, tangible evidence that life peaked in the early 2000’s: these were FREE at McDonald’s in October 2003.
Mid October lunch for a regular, ordinarily adult
October 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Mid October lunch for a regular, ordinarily adult
I don’t joke about serious topics
October 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I don’t joke about serious topics
If this came out when I was a kid, I would 100% save this box to put action figures in.
But even better: I’m gonna save this box and put action figures in it as an adult.
But even better: I’m gonna save this box and put action figures in it as an adult.
October 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If this came out when I was a kid, I would 100% save this box to put action figures in.
But even better: I’m gonna save this box and put action figures in it as an adult.
But even better: I’m gonna save this box and put action figures in it as an adult.
Happy October 1st from whatever the fuck this thing is
October 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Happy October 1st from whatever the fuck this thing is
We’re getting into it tonight, folks!
September 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
We’re getting into it tonight, folks!
Back in the 70’s my dad saw some wrestlers in a restaurant in NYC & none of the “good guys” would look his way. The only one who did was one of the “bad guys”: Iron Sheik.
Decades later, my dad took me to get this photo with him and tell him that story.
Sometimes the bad guys are the good guys.
Decades later, my dad took me to get this photo with him and tell him that story.
Sometimes the bad guys are the good guys.
September 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Back in the 70’s my dad saw some wrestlers in a restaurant in NYC & none of the “good guys” would look his way. The only one who did was one of the “bad guys”: Iron Sheik.
Decades later, my dad took me to get this photo with him and tell him that story.
Sometimes the bad guys are the good guys.
Decades later, my dad took me to get this photo with him and tell him that story.
Sometimes the bad guys are the good guys.
Sad for summer to end but also excited to finally flex my designer drip
@horrormoviebbq.bsky.social
@horrormoviebbq.bsky.social
August 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Sad for summer to end but also excited to finally flex my designer drip
@horrormoviebbq.bsky.social
@horrormoviebbq.bsky.social
The theme of the summer is robots I would hug
June 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The theme of the summer is robots I would hug
It’s gonna be great when Jack Black says “guys. It’s time to whack a mole.”
June 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It’s gonna be great when Jack Black says “guys. It’s time to whack a mole.”
They have my favorite cinematic Batman villain in the toy isles again. I wore that costume LONG after Halloween was over doing Ace Ventura impressions.
May 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
They have my favorite cinematic Batman villain in the toy isles again. I wore that costume LONG after Halloween was over doing Ace Ventura impressions.
Yearly reminder that I share a birthday with Hellraiser: Bloodline.
March 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Yearly reminder that I share a birthday with Hellraiser: Bloodline.
Here’s the one I had, such a fun line
March 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Here’s the one I had, such a fun line
Man, Heart Eyes is EXACTLY my shit.
February 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Man, Heart Eyes is EXACTLY my shit.
Have you put any thought into the fact that the dude who played the guardian angel in Quigley, that Gary Busey dog movie, is the director of Longlegs and the upcoming Stephen King adaptation, The Monkey?
February 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Have you put any thought into the fact that the dude who played the guardian angel in Quigley, that Gary Busey dog movie, is the director of Longlegs and the upcoming Stephen King adaptation, The Monkey?
We have to use their own weapons against them
February 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
We have to use their own weapons against them
Bruh look at my tax expert I’m goin to jail bruh
February 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Bruh look at my tax expert I’m goin to jail bruh
Absolute king of all kings 👑
January 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Absolute king of all kings 👑
Also, as Twitter slowly dies in front of us, I’m finding the thing I sincerely miss the most is all the cool movie recommendations from the friends I made over there. If you use it, let’s follow each other on LetterBoxd.
January 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Also, as Twitter slowly dies in front of us, I’m finding the thing I sincerely miss the most is all the cool movie recommendations from the friends I made over there. If you use it, let’s follow each other on LetterBoxd.