Carys
@braedzero.bsky.social
(tabletop) game designer | 6'6" loser bisexual semi-closeted trans woman | she/her
Anyone else think it's a little problematic for a no-chrome gonk to say "choom"?
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November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Anyone else think it's a little problematic for a no-chrome gonk to say "choom"?
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call me a puppygirl the way I got barqs in me
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
call me a puppygirl the way I got barqs in me
hate being asked shit like "what songs can you play?" and "do you know how to slap?" when I bring my bass to the function. like, bitch, I'm just here to fuck the drummer
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
hate being asked shit like "what songs can you play?" and "do you know how to slap?" when I bring my bass to the function. like, bitch, I'm just here to fuck the drummer
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The bluesky experience this month is my timeline lighting up with people named snuffpuppyfaggot going "Gentle reminder that sp**ky is a slur and you should not say it"
October 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The bluesky experience this month is my timeline lighting up with people named snuffpuppyfaggot going "Gentle reminder that sp**ky is a slur and you should not say it"
I keep seeing complaints about "AI witch hunts" in writing communities, and while baselessly accusing authors of using AI is obviously wrong, if your writing is getting confused with chatgpt, maybe you should think about writing better
October 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I keep seeing complaints about "AI witch hunts" in writing communities, and while baselessly accusing authors of using AI is obviously wrong, if your writing is getting confused with chatgpt, maybe you should think about writing better
guy who's saving his virginity for the first person he has sex with
September 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
guy who's saving his virginity for the first person he has sex with
nintendo breaking new ground with metroid prime 4 as they attempt to capture the experience of playing arcade games in the lobby of a cinemark
September 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
nintendo breaking new ground with metroid prime 4 as they attempt to capture the experience of playing arcade games in the lobby of a cinemark
be sure to play some tetris within 6 hours of viewing the charlie kirk footage
September 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
be sure to play some tetris within 6 hours of viewing the charlie kirk footage
he's actually fine guys my neck does that too when I'm losing a debate
September 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
he's actually fine guys my neck does that too when I'm losing a debate
call this meat lab grown the way puppygirls make me hard
September 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
call this meat lab grown the way puppygirls make me hard
I'm in sex clubs older than oxford saying slurs thought up before god gave us the ten commandments
August 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'm in sex clubs older than oxford saying slurs thought up before god gave us the ten commandments
my bank, upon detecting that I have clicked the "roguelike deckbuilder" tags on steam with only $16.11 in my account attempts to send a lethal shock through my keyboard, but only manages to make me moan and condition me to continue browsing
August 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
my bank, upon detecting that I have clicked the "roguelike deckbuilder" tags on steam with only $16.11 in my account attempts to send a lethal shock through my keyboard, but only manages to make me moan and condition me to continue browsing
oooooh, being an uncreative indie game designer is so hard, if only there was an antiquated tabletop game no one has turned into a roguelike yet
August 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
oooooh, being an uncreative indie game designer is so hard, if only there was an antiquated tabletop game no one has turned into a roguelike yet
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Solitaire is the jacking off of card games
July 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Solitaire is the jacking off of card games
walked up to the pride flag booth at this con and asked for a "chaser pride flag for a friend" and they shot me with a gun
July 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
walked up to the pride flag booth at this con and asked for a "chaser pride flag for a friend" and they shot me with a gun
some of you aren't freaks like that. some of you are lying
July 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
some of you aren't freaks like that. some of you are lying
sloppy as I nod off call that zz top
June 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
sloppy as I nod off call that zz top
when you're trans, you should take a little time out of your day every day to affirm yourself, ground yourself in who you truly are and feel euphoria as you mold yourself into the person you truly are...
so today I got in a car accident
so today I got in a car accident
June 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
when you're trans, you should take a little time out of your day every day to affirm yourself, ground yourself in who you truly are and feel euphoria as you mold yourself into the person you truly are...
so today I got in a car accident
so today I got in a car accident
I hate being trans why couldn't I have just been born a girl with a 7" penis
June 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I hate being trans why couldn't I have just been born a girl with a 7" penis
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we need to increase immigration. we have not replaced enough white people yet
June 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
we need to increase immigration. we have not replaced enough white people yet
opening a fortune cookie and the slip just says "good luck lol" and the lottery number is just 4
June 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
opening a fortune cookie and the slip just says "good luck lol" and the lottery number is just 4
Wait, movies are a thing you can watch? I thought those titles and posters were just letterboxd prompts
May 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Wait, movies are a thing you can watch? I thought those titles and posters were just letterboxd prompts