"More people die in Teslas than any other car in America now."

Joke #1: And that doesn't even factor in the many additional deaths occurring while they are in operation on the road.

Incoming administration insiders are indicating some unease over cabinet picks like Pam Bondi who do not have a history of committing rape or multiple violent sexual assaults.

Should go at the top of the list. Putin's invasion of Ukraine is is comparable to Hitler's invasion of Poland. It is the test case of democratic resolve which determines whether tens of millions of other people in other countries are murdered or displaced to satisfy an evil thirst for power.

How about we ban rapists and sexual assaulters not just from the Capital Building bathrooms but also from serving as federal office holders in the Capitol, White House, Supreme Court, or any other location??!!

Pretty wild how suddenly 90% of my retweets on Xitter are labeled "sensitive content," not a single one of which has sensitive content (unless you're sensitive to MAGA lies being mocked).

Gonna try something to help you build! Reply below w a few words about yourself. Pin and repost this. In a few min return and follow at least ten people you like. Those who are followed, please FB! Find your family! You don't need to be following me to participate. The more reposts the better!

Alex Jones is seen live-streaming, screaming that The Onion is "in the control room" of Infowars, and I don't know if that's just The Onion making fun of how Alex Jones is dealing with losing Infowars to The Onion or if it is The Onion and Alex Jones IRL. Injecting into my veins either way.

Well, there's certainly no doubt now that I was right along--the Musk/Russia/Saudi investment in purchasing X never had a goddamn thing to do with increasing its value. The ROI was always about the opportunities that would open up from using it to destroy the United States government.

The last time my account grew this fast, a dumb guy sued me.