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Well sure.
A television blurb for a movie named Good Boy (MA15+, horror). It states: “Christian, a millionaire heir, meets Sigrid, a young student, on a dating app. They hit it off, but there's only one problem: Christian lives with Frank, a man who dresses up and constantly acts like a dog.”
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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oh no
A screenshot of the Feedly log in screen with a red text warning: "You may be a robot".
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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New sticker just dropped
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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mfw my work colleague has his jaw removed without his consent #AlienEarth
Cropped Alien: Earth screenshot of a blurred soldier/security officer looking very dismayed as she witnesses a troubling event.
September 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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idk why
A screenshot from Happy Gilmore of Adam Sandler saying “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!” except “pieces of shit” has been badly edited out and replaced with “medium-sized dinosaurs”.
August 31, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Weird #iOS screen. Assumed awkward wording/general concept was a beta problem, but checked iOS 18 & it’s there too.

If someone’s “hiding” their data from me, should iOS really tell me?

& if we for some reason accept that it’s a good idea, is “hiding” good phrasing? Maybe “isn’t sharing…right now”?
Screenshot (partial) from Apple Fitness on iOS. Text reads “These people are currently hiding their activity data from you” above a list of profile pictures and names (this containing one pic and name I’ve scrubbed out); beneath that is an info button with a “See how your data is managed…” label.
June 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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From now on I only answer to "breg".
The top left corner of an iOS text message, with the text "Hi breg!"
May 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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looking forward to breakfast
Jelly beans are separated into groups by colour: top left is green, top middle yellow, top right orange, bottom left white, bottom-middle right red, bottom right pink. There aren’t many orange ones. At the very top: blue jellybeans. At the very top left: the head of a toothbrush (unintended). You guys watching the playoffs? Crazy out there.
May 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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🫡

#auspol
Antony Green accepts flowers and plaudits on his retirement from the ABC.
May 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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lol
James McGrath’s Wikipedia entry has been edited to include the following: “He is famously known for his over-reliance on pre-polling numbers as a panelist during the 2025 ABC Federal Election coverage.”
May 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Just found a five hour video of ducks swimming and quacking on YouTube.

Today’s sorted then.

#ducks
Photo of a couple of dozen ducks swimming around bucolic river shallows, with trees overhanging the dirt shore on the left, and a steep dirt embankment on the right.
April 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Healthy?
Uber Eats screenshot of Taco Bell and Grill’d, with “Healthy options to explore” as the headline.
April 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Cool
Text about Australia’s National Rental Scheme winding down.
April 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Have you considered a one-word name?
April 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Pizza delivery! 🙃
A photo of an open pizza box. The pizza inside is completely upside down and only occupies the right 40% of the box.
March 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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The return of the Queen

#EverybodysLive #MulaneyLive
A cropped photo of John Mulaney’s Everybody’s Live talk show, showing Luenell and Pete Davidson.
March 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Not so much a long day as a short day that took a long time.
A screenshot from the Apple Fitness iOS app showing the current day’s activity: - 2,527/764 calories - 246/30 minutes exercise - 16/12 stand hours - 33,226 steps - 28.24km distance
March 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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frinkiac.com/meme/S08E02/...
March 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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A Simpsons screenshot from Frinkiac, showing the Treehouse of Horror evil Krusty doll with the “EVIL” and “GOOD” switch text replaced with “MANY PLANE CRASH, NO EGG” and “MORE EGG, NO PLANE CRASH”. The quote text reads “YEP, HERE’S YOUR PROBLEM. SOMEONE SET THIS TO MANY PLANE CRASH AND NO EGG”.
February 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Silencio.
In a still from Mulholland Dr., a woman in a dark red dress at an upright microphone begins to fall. The spotlight shines on her. A dark red curtain fills the stage's background.
January 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Actually the raw number doesn't seem so bad.
Black text on pale purple background: "You listened to 1,720 artists this year, 29% of which were new discoveries." (Numbers are bolded.)
January 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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I swear it doesn’t feel any warmer than 32.
The top half of an iPhone Lock Screen shows the time (16:14), date (Mon, Dec 16), and weather (39 degrees). Blue skies and clouds as background.
December 16, 2024 at 5:17 AM
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In standard me fashion I forgot the screenshot, oops. Hopefully y’all are asleep still though!
December 11, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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Saw Air tonight and Pearl Jam a week ago, so this makes sense.

And that’s the steel drum Anatomy of a Fall cover of P.I.M.P. btw.

Actually I think I might listen to it now.
December 4, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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TIL "remediate" means "to remedy" and not "to mediate again".
Homer Simpson dances gleefully while singing "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I am so smart!"
November 26, 2024 at 4:12 AM