Brad Collins
@bradcollins.bsky.social
Illustrator, writer, animator from British Columbia.
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Brad Collins
@bradcollins.bsky.social
· Nov 20
I drew a picture of this niche drummer from a 60s band nobody’s heard of
just a heads up, but I saw a banana peel on the side of the road today in case anyone was planning on walking there
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
just a heads up, but I saw a banana peel on the side of the road today in case anyone was planning on walking there
Republicans: we want people to suffer and die in crushing poverty
Democrats: im sure we can reach a reasonable compromise
Democrats: im sure we can reach a reasonable compromise
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Republicans: we want people to suffer and die in crushing poverty
Democrats: im sure we can reach a reasonable compromise
Democrats: im sure we can reach a reasonable compromise
“My hands are like this so that my president can have a ballroom like this”
October 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“My hands are like this so that my president can have a ballroom like this”
nobody wanted my slices of random meat until I stuck them to a board with a pickle on it
August 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
nobody wanted my slices of random meat until I stuck them to a board with a pickle on it
bad news. the doctor said i have a skeleton :(
June 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
bad news. the doctor said i have a skeleton :(
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Me, sorting space photos: Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
May 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Me, sorting space photos: Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
RFK jr is what happens when you “walk it off” instead of going to the bathroom for 40 years
May 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
RFK jr is what happens when you “walk it off” instead of going to the bathroom for 40 years
“We love the cylons, don’t we folks? Actually, they really seem to love me! Isn’t that incredible? The robots love me! And if they want access to the 12 colonies, then I don’t see any reason why they can’t make a deal just like crooked geminon and rat infested caprica”
May 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
“We love the cylons, don’t we folks? Actually, they really seem to love me! Isn’t that incredible? The robots love me! And if they want access to the 12 colonies, then I don’t see any reason why they can’t make a deal just like crooked geminon and rat infested caprica”
habe yourself a merry little corpus
May 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
habe yourself a merry little corpus
when the edible hits and you’re still on the toilet
May 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
when the edible hits and you’re still on the toilet
My nose gets really smelly around craps and turds
May 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
My nose gets really smelly around craps and turds
when my guests discover the fresh egg salad in my bathtub whilst taking a poo
May 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
when my guests discover the fresh egg salad in my bathtub whilst taking a poo
it’s genuinely hilarious that trump is on tv showing off the new golden furniture in the oval office at the same time he’s literally telling americans they’re getting fewer toys for christmas
May 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
it’s genuinely hilarious that trump is on tv showing off the new golden furniture in the oval office at the same time he’s literally telling americans they’re getting fewer toys for christmas
LIVE: Conservative Party HQ tonight
April 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
LIVE: Conservative Party HQ tonight
it’s not “silent but deadly” if the windows rattle, debbie
April 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
it’s not “silent but deadly” if the windows rattle, debbie
babies are not fireworks
April 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
babies are not fireworks
the pope is technically skippable, but he’s got a ring you basically need for late game holy builds
the loot drop on the pope must have been epic for cloth wearing casters.
April 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
the pope is technically skippable, but he’s got a ring you basically need for late game holy builds
the loot drop on the pope must have been epic for cloth wearing casters.
April 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
the loot drop on the pope must have been epic for cloth wearing casters.
imagine telling donnie darko, of all people, to chut up
April 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
imagine telling donnie darko, of all people, to chut up
Mike’s hard. Lemonade?
April 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Mike’s hard. Lemonade?
McDonald’s has been ripping me off for years. They have never bought an equal amount of french fries from me
April 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
McDonald’s has been ripping me off for years. They have never bought an equal amount of french fries from me
There’s FBI photos of top secret files stashed in a mar a lago bathroom and transcripts circulating of high level attack plans sourced from a bungled chat app invite. I’m kinda not worried about a war with these guys.
March 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
There’s FBI photos of top secret files stashed in a mar a lago bathroom and transcripts circulating of high level attack plans sourced from a bungled chat app invite. I’m kinda not worried about a war with these guys.