I do like that this guy clearly just finished rapping some sick dis against the Archbishop of Canterbury. You gotta burn them before you kill them, that's my motto.

So according to ChatGPT, Thomas Becket was killed while he was going cowboy on some soldier guy. I mean, at least he died doing what he loved?

So my cat's personality completely changed after he was very sick for a couple of weeks. He's much better now, eating better, no more wet food for him by doctor's orders. But now he sleeps at night, it's much more chill, stopped his banshee act. So weird. I kinda miss loud Elvis.

In case anybody's wondering what made her "LEGIT LOL", but for some inscrutable reason doesn't want to subscribe that that site, it's this (courtesy of 12ft.io):

I think it's hilarious that this is the post in which the app becomes unresponsive for me. I have no idea how any if these stuff works, I just think it's funny.