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Brad Ackerman
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Security engineering for Azure Edge + Platform (skeets aren’t Microsoft’s opinion unless otherwise stated)
On the contrary, that's exactly what legacy and athletic admissions are in the Ivy League.
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Reposted by Brad Ackerman
Lmao, so Republicans in Congress are doing a hearing on car affordability to roll back safety features instead if removing tariffs

They aim to head off future requirements touted by safety advocates and argue instead for advancing autonomous vehicle technology.

archive.is/y8Z6W
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I can't remember how much their pecan pie is but I remember paying less for the pie than I'd have paid for ingredients to make one half as large.
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Add some mala and I'm in.
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Well, not that shocked.
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If they want cars to be affordable get rid of the protectionism and incentives to build boats on wheels. No tariffs, no chicken tax, allow Euro 7 vehicles immediately and work to get anything the US has stricter requirements on into Euro 8.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What constitutes turning into California? Stripping NIMBYs of their ability to block housing? The government minding its own business instead of sending men with guns to stop Safeway from selling someone whiskey on Sunday morning? Other equally unspeakable horrors?
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
JK Simmons in Counterpart.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Very angry sea bass are the critical component of this system.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
It never happened so hard that it unhappened things which did happen.
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I wonder how many authors are using stenography; it would be more popular if learning didn't take a year plus.
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
If I were the incoming AG in 2029, they'd all be prosecuted for possession with intent, starting with Musk. And next would be everyone who signed off on his clearance despite knowing he's ineligible.

Weed shouldn't be illegal, but people who want it that way need to experience the consequences.
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"For child molestation."
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
That's the sort of lawsuit that gets dismissed sua sponte for being written in crayon. Which doesn't mean they wouldn't try, especially if they can grift off it.
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Do all cats have a favorite flavor? (Mine’s is 3M packing tape.)
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM