Brad Rice
@brad-rice.bsky.social
Stand-up Comic based in Fredericton NB
Bradricecomedy.com for info, clips, and shows
Bradricecomedy.com for info, clips, and shows
You never know true pain until you lose someone... or kidney stones apparently. Apparently kidney stones are a fucking nightmare. I'm gonna go drink a glass of water.
April 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You never know true pain until you lose someone... or kidney stones apparently. Apparently kidney stones are a fucking nightmare. I'm gonna go drink a glass of water.
Sometimes in my dreams a wizard will give me advice or tell me an insightful little poem. Anyone else?
April 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Sometimes in my dreams a wizard will give me advice or tell me an insightful little poem. Anyone else?
The wwe should hire a wrestler that does Samoan drops, power slams, and spears.
April 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The wwe should hire a wrestler that does Samoan drops, power slams, and spears.
The only explanation for the way I'm farting is that someone force fed me 2 Tim Hortons sausage farmers wraps in my sleep
April 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The only explanation for the way I'm farting is that someone force fed me 2 Tim Hortons sausage farmers wraps in my sleep
What do you call a dog that likes to be sexually dominated? Subwoofer.
April 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
What do you call a dog that likes to be sexually dominated? Subwoofer.
Probably a billion farts happened today
April 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Probably a billion farts happened today
Why don't burger places offer just some plain spicy chicken Ramen noodles as a side? I'd never eat anywhere else
March 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Why don't burger places offer just some plain spicy chicken Ramen noodles as a side? I'd never eat anywhere else
So nobody was gonna tell me Fancy by Patsy Cline is sadder and darker than anything Leonard Cohen, Bob Dylan, and Nick Cave ever wrote?
March 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
So nobody was gonna tell me Fancy by Patsy Cline is sadder and darker than anything Leonard Cohen, Bob Dylan, and Nick Cave ever wrote?
The amount of alcohol I consumed in 2018 easily exceeds the amount of alcohol I have had since 2018
March 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The amount of alcohol I consumed in 2018 easily exceeds the amount of alcohol I have had since 2018
I don't care how much it hurts the next day. I'm back on spicy food.
March 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I don't care how much it hurts the next day. I'm back on spicy food.
I don't understand how cheese is made. So you start with milk and then what? Make it cheese?
March 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I don't understand how cheese is made. So you start with milk and then what? Make it cheese?
Noodles and farts both have an "egg" type
March 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Noodles and farts both have an "egg" type
They should come out with a vaccine for measles, mumps, OR rubella. And you can spend your life wondering which one you're immune to
March 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
They should come out with a vaccine for measles, mumps, OR rubella. And you can spend your life wondering which one you're immune to
You can get your microwave to make some crazy smells if you just start throwing whatever in there
February 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You can get your microwave to make some crazy smells if you just start throwing whatever in there
Every unicycle is all-wheel drive
February 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Every unicycle is all-wheel drive
Why do they make visiting Newfoundland sound so much like rushing a frat?
February 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Why do they make visiting Newfoundland sound so much like rushing a frat?
Sometimes the weekend is far away, but somehow always close to a Tuesday
February 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Sometimes the weekend is far away, but somehow always close to a Tuesday
Big audition this weekend for The Hills Have Eyes: The Musical
February 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Big audition this weekend for The Hills Have Eyes: The Musical
Pros of working from home: working from home
Con of working from home: fiancee just heard me song the entirety of semi-charmed life in an Elmo voice from my desk
Con of working from home: fiancee just heard me song the entirety of semi-charmed life in an Elmo voice from my desk
December 4, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Pros of working from home: working from home
Con of working from home: fiancee just heard me song the entirety of semi-charmed life in an Elmo voice from my desk
Con of working from home: fiancee just heard me song the entirety of semi-charmed life in an Elmo voice from my desk
When you ask a guy who has only ever listened to Hotel California what the 91st most common word in song lyrics is: "colitas"
November 23, 2024 at 1:52 AM
When you ask a guy who has only ever listened to Hotel California what the 91st most common word in song lyrics is: "colitas"
Reposted by Brad Rice
Websites are like, “Forgot your password? Choose a new one to learn, you piece of shit”
November 22, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Websites are like, “Forgot your password? Choose a new one to learn, you piece of shit”
Reposted by Brad Rice
It’s nice to know that in the United States a rapist still can’t become Attorney General.
Just president.
Just president.
November 21, 2024 at 7:13 PM
It’s nice to know that in the United States a rapist still can’t become Attorney General.
Just president.
Just president.
I'm so sick of being the only mother fucker losing money on shopify. I'm like "oh shopifys about to pull back? Better buy at the peak."
November 20, 2024 at 3:50 PM
I'm so sick of being the only mother fucker losing money on shopify. I'm like "oh shopifys about to pull back? Better buy at the peak."
Shell shocked veteran in 1918 after i went back in my time machine to congratulate them: "World war what?"
November 19, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Shell shocked veteran in 1918 after i went back in my time machine to congratulate them: "World war what?"
I never buy the loss leaders at big box stores because I'm all about maximizing shareholder value
November 19, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I never buy the loss leaders at big box stores because I'm all about maximizing shareholder value