Rando Brando
@bpositive41.bsky.social
Consistently contradictory and systematically random
When life’s greatest treasures are just out of reach
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
When life’s greatest treasures are just out of reach
Ok so now we’re making reboots of reboots? Were the 80’s really that cool? I think when anything gets to a three-boot, it’s time to just let go
April 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Ok so now we’re making reboots of reboots? Were the 80’s really that cool? I think when anything gets to a three-boot, it’s time to just let go
I think they have attempted to remake every Arnold movie except Kindergarten Cop
April 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I think they have attempted to remake every Arnold movie except Kindergarten Cop
“Cause every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man”
Me:
Me:
March 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“Cause every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man”
Me:
Me:
Why have a regular burrito for lunch when you can have a World Famous Burrito?
February 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Why have a regular burrito for lunch when you can have a World Famous Burrito?
I was informed by the famished faction of felines that dinner should be served promptly at 6:00pm, not 6:03pm
February 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I was informed by the famished faction of felines that dinner should be served promptly at 6:00pm, not 6:03pm
When your puppy finally learns to scratch the door to go pee outside
February 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
When your puppy finally learns to scratch the door to go pee outside
Dear Little Debbie,
You announced a new snack product release 3 days ago, and I was not immediately informed. As you aware, I specifically requested to be alerted to all snack-related news. Thank you in advance for your future cooperation.
You announced a new snack product release 3 days ago, and I was not immediately informed. As you aware, I specifically requested to be alerted to all snack-related news. Thank you in advance for your future cooperation.
February 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Dear Little Debbie,
You announced a new snack product release 3 days ago, and I was not immediately informed. As you aware, I specifically requested to be alerted to all snack-related news. Thank you in advance for your future cooperation.
You announced a new snack product release 3 days ago, and I was not immediately informed. As you aware, I specifically requested to be alerted to all snack-related news. Thank you in advance for your future cooperation.
Post yourself as a drink 🍹
January 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Post yourself as a drink 🍹
A fictional band you'd like to see live
January 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A fictional band you'd like to see live
Who could it be? Believe it or not it’s just me
January 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Who could it be? Believe it or not it’s just me
Tattooed my name and address on the back of my hand in case this goes awry
January 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Tattooed my name and address on the back of my hand in case this goes awry
Patiently waiting for the next chance to have snow much fun ❄️
January 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Patiently waiting for the next chance to have snow much fun ❄️
If the snow is going away, at work you must stay
*entire southwestern community collectively sighs*
*entire southwestern community collectively sighs*
January 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If the snow is going away, at work you must stay
*entire southwestern community collectively sighs*
*entire southwestern community collectively sighs*
Undertaker impression
January 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Undertaker impression
Part of my recent “what the hell did I just watch” double-feature. Scored 92% and 91% respectively on Rotten Tomatoes. Not sure what to make of either Anomalisa or A Ghost Story, but don’t recommend watching them back to back. At least I crossed a couple off of my watch list #FilmSky
January 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Part of my recent “what the hell did I just watch” double-feature. Scored 92% and 91% respectively on Rotten Tomatoes. Not sure what to make of either Anomalisa or A Ghost Story, but don’t recommend watching them back to back. At least I crossed a couple off of my watch list #FilmSky
My 2024 Rock Music Awards
Top Song: You’re So Ugly When You Cry - The Funeral Portrait
Comfort: ATTN. - Beartooth
Banger: Top 10 staTues tHat CriEd bloOd - Bring Me The Horizon
Out of Genre: Beautiful Things - Benson Boone
Hidden Gem: ROCKMAN - Mk.gee
Top Song: You’re So Ugly When You Cry - The Funeral Portrait
Comfort: ATTN. - Beartooth
Banger: Top 10 staTues tHat CriEd bloOd - Bring Me The Horizon
Out of Genre: Beautiful Things - Benson Boone
Hidden Gem: ROCKMAN - Mk.gee
December 31, 2024 at 11:31 PM
My 2024 Rock Music Awards
Top Song: You’re So Ugly When You Cry - The Funeral Portrait
Comfort: ATTN. - Beartooth
Banger: Top 10 staTues tHat CriEd bloOd - Bring Me The Horizon
Out of Genre: Beautiful Things - Benson Boone
Hidden Gem: ROCKMAN - Mk.gee
Top Song: You’re So Ugly When You Cry - The Funeral Portrait
Comfort: ATTN. - Beartooth
Banger: Top 10 staTues tHat CriEd bloOd - Bring Me The Horizon
Out of Genre: Beautiful Things - Benson Boone
Hidden Gem: ROCKMAN - Mk.gee
Me at the start of 2024 / at the end of 2024
December 30, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Me at the start of 2024 / at the end of 2024
Behold the most destructive beast ever known to mankind
December 28, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Behold the most destructive beast ever known to mankind
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Merry Christmas!
Great to see Nate Bargatze achieving the success he deserves, he has been crushing it for years. Highly recommend his new Netflix special
December 24, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Great to see Nate Bargatze achieving the success he deserves, he has been crushing it for years. Highly recommend his new Netflix special
When someone at work asks how my weekend was
December 9, 2024 at 3:55 PM
When someone at work asks how my weekend was