Rando Brando
@bpositive41.bsky.social
Consistently contradictory and systematically random
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When life’s greatest treasures are just out of reach
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
When life’s greatest treasures are just out of reach
Ok so now we’re making reboots of reboots? Were the 80’s really that cool? I think when anything gets to a three-boot, it’s time to just let go
April 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Ok so now we’re making reboots of reboots? Were the 80’s really that cool? I think when anything gets to a three-boot, it’s time to just let go
I think they have attempted to remake every Arnold movie except Kindergarten Cop
April 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I think they have attempted to remake every Arnold movie except Kindergarten Cop
If it goes without saying then why are you saying it? 🤔
April 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If it goes without saying then why are you saying it? 🤔
“Cause every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man”
Me:
Me:
March 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“Cause every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man”
Me:
Me:
“Active weather pattern this week with winds, dust, fire and a little snow.”
Ok Weather Service, if this is the end then maybe just say that
Ok Weather Service, if this is the end then maybe just say that
a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a burning building .
Alt: a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a burning building .
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“Active weather pattern this week with winds, dust, fire and a little snow.”
Ok Weather Service, if this is the end then maybe just say that
Ok Weather Service, if this is the end then maybe just say that
Why have a regular burrito for lunch when you can have a World Famous Burrito?
February 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Why have a regular burrito for lunch when you can have a World Famous Burrito?
I was informed by the famished faction of felines that dinner should be served promptly at 6:00pm, not 6:03pm
February 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I was informed by the famished faction of felines that dinner should be served promptly at 6:00pm, not 6:03pm
When your puppy finally learns to scratch the door to go pee outside
February 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
When your puppy finally learns to scratch the door to go pee outside
Dear Little Debbie,
You announced a new snack product release 3 days ago, and I was not immediately informed. As you aware, I specifically requested to be alerted to all snack-related news. Thank you in advance for your future cooperation.
You announced a new snack product release 3 days ago, and I was not immediately informed. As you aware, I specifically requested to be alerted to all snack-related news. Thank you in advance for your future cooperation.
February 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Dear Little Debbie,
You announced a new snack product release 3 days ago, and I was not immediately informed. As you aware, I specifically requested to be alerted to all snack-related news. Thank you in advance for your future cooperation.
You announced a new snack product release 3 days ago, and I was not immediately informed. As you aware, I specifically requested to be alerted to all snack-related news. Thank you in advance for your future cooperation.
“Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home?”
*me airing my grievances into the void*
*me airing my grievances into the void*
February 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home?”
*me airing my grievances into the void*
*me airing my grievances into the void*
Post yourself as a drink 🍹
January 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Post yourself as a drink 🍹
I see that you’re attempting a search for Matthew McConaughey’s tuna salad recipe. Is everything ok?
January 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I see that you’re attempting a search for Matthew McConaughey’s tuna salad recipe. Is everything ok?
A fictional band you'd like to see live
January 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A fictional band you'd like to see live
Might make my game day deviled eggs with eagle eggs to help Philly win. Go Eagles!
a man is drinking from an eagle 's nest .
ALT: a man is drinking from an eagle 's nest .
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Might make my game day deviled eggs with eagle eggs to help Philly win. Go Eagles!
What accomplishment am I most proud of? Well in high school I put together a masterpiece of a mixtape that was played during pregame warm ups for all of our basketball games. You wouldn’t believe the bangers…
Hiring Manager: Sir, this is a job interview
Hiring Manager: Sir, this is a job interview
January 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
What accomplishment am I most proud of? Well in high school I put together a masterpiece of a mixtape that was played during pregame warm ups for all of our basketball games. You wouldn’t believe the bangers…
Hiring Manager: Sir, this is a job interview
Hiring Manager: Sir, this is a job interview
Who could it be? Believe it or not it’s just me
January 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Who could it be? Believe it or not it’s just me
Tattooed my name and address on the back of my hand in case this goes awry
January 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Tattooed my name and address on the back of my hand in case this goes awry
Patiently waiting for the next chance to have snow much fun ❄️
January 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Patiently waiting for the next chance to have snow much fun ❄️
Reposted by Rando Brando
Had a breakdown on this date 3 years ago & only just realised it’s the most depressing day of the year.
Even my crack up was a cliché.
Seriously though, if you’re feeling low & it’s deepening, please talk to your doctor or a mental health specialist for help.
I should have.
Even my crack up was a cliché.
Seriously though, if you’re feeling low & it’s deepening, please talk to your doctor or a mental health specialist for help.
I should have.
January 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Had a breakdown on this date 3 years ago & only just realised it’s the most depressing day of the year.
Even my crack up was a cliché.
Seriously though, if you’re feeling low & it’s deepening, please talk to your doctor or a mental health specialist for help.
I should have.
Even my crack up was a cliché.
Seriously though, if you’re feeling low & it’s deepening, please talk to your doctor or a mental health specialist for help.
I should have.
If the snow is going away, at work you must stay
*entire southwestern community collectively sighs*
*entire southwestern community collectively sighs*
January 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If the snow is going away, at work you must stay
*entire southwestern community collectively sighs*
*entire southwestern community collectively sighs*
We built this city
We built this city on…
*checks notes*
That can’t be right, no mention of an infrastructure plan?
We built this city on…
*checks notes*
That can’t be right, no mention of an infrastructure plan?
January 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
We built this city
We built this city on…
*checks notes*
That can’t be right, no mention of an infrastructure plan?
We built this city on…
*checks notes*
That can’t be right, no mention of an infrastructure plan?