Chuck Sudo
@bportseasoning.bsky.social
Chicagoan. Writer. Cyclist. Budding flâneur. Gourmand. Guy who knows a guy. Navy vet. Wise ass.
I’m waiting for two more ugly Christmas sweaters including this year’s edition from the CTA. You can never have enough and this one has a perfect sentiment for this holiday and year.
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’m waiting for two more ugly Christmas sweaters including this year’s edition from the CTA. You can never have enough and this one has a perfect sentiment for this holiday and year.
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
WaPo columnist Marc Thiessen is an idiot. Trump's coalition has been rife with white nationalists, white supremacists, racists and xenophobes since he rode down his escalator 10 years ago.
(Not linking to the oped column because, again, Thiessen is an idiot.)
(Not linking to the oped column because, again, Thiessen is an idiot.)
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
WaPo columnist Marc Thiessen is an idiot. Trump's coalition has been rife with white nationalists, white supremacists, racists and xenophobes since he rode down his escalator 10 years ago.
(Not linking to the oped column because, again, Thiessen is an idiot.)
(Not linking to the oped column because, again, Thiessen is an idiot.)
Here for catharsis and healing.
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Here for catharsis and healing.
I'm spinning Jackie Gleason's "All I Want for Christmas" LP and I gotta say that spending Thanksgiving through New Year's Day mainlining bourbon, smoking unfiltered Pall Malls and getting laid gets much more attractive with each song, especially with *this year* coming to a close.
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'm spinning Jackie Gleason's "All I Want for Christmas" LP and I gotta say that spending Thanksgiving through New Year's Day mainlining bourbon, smoking unfiltered Pall Malls and getting laid gets much more attractive with each song, especially with *this year* coming to a close.
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Y’know? It’s pretty cool to buy a ticket online to a show, then walk four blocks to the venue.
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Y’know? It’s pretty cool to buy a ticket online to a show, then walk four blocks to the venue.
Buried in the NYT's profile of Olivia Nuzzi is this little nugget from her about RFK Jr.
I'm neither shocked nor surprised that he's allegedly still doing psychedelics.
I'm neither shocked nor surprised that he's allegedly still doing psychedelics.
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Buried in the NYT's profile of Olivia Nuzzi is this little nugget from her about RFK Jr.
I'm neither shocked nor surprised that he's allegedly still doing psychedelics.
I'm neither shocked nor surprised that he's allegedly still doing psychedelics.
I can’t believe 1) we got this much snow and 2) it stuck.
No worries. It will all be gone by Thursday. Let’s see Major Lockjaw and his goons navigate this.
No worries. It will all be gone by Thursday. Let’s see Major Lockjaw and his goons navigate this.
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I can’t believe 1) we got this much snow and 2) it stuck.
No worries. It will all be gone by Thursday. Let’s see Major Lockjaw and his goons navigate this.
No worries. It will all be gone by Thursday. Let’s see Major Lockjaw and his goons navigate this.
Bovino’s Buffoons detained three people in Bridgeport today — one three blocks from my flat. Here are two ways to get involved and fight back tomorrow and Saturday.
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Bovino’s Buffoons detained three people in Bridgeport today — one three blocks from my flat. Here are two ways to get involved and fight back tomorrow and Saturday.
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead.
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead.
Guthrie’s Tavern
November 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Guthrie’s Tavern
Always happy to oblige.
November 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Always happy to oblige.
Friday night's @chicritmass.bsky.social was a reminder of all the things we're fighting for when we take to the streets to protest and document what ICE and CPB are doing. Seize joy where you can find it — it serves as fuel for the fight ahead ahead of us.
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Friday night's @chicritmass.bsky.social was a reminder of all the things we're fighting for when we take to the streets to protest and document what ICE and CPB are doing. Seize joy where you can find it — it serves as fuel for the fight ahead ahead of us.
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
Keidra posted my top pick. But the 90’s was an underrated decade.
Keidra posted my top pick. But the 90’s was an underrated decade.
October 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
Keidra posted my top pick. But the 90’s was an underrated decade.
Keidra posted my top pick. But the 90’s was an underrated decade.
The fall colors were muted along the Illinois Prairie Path’s Elgin branch today. But they did not go unnoticed.
October 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The fall colors were muted along the Illinois Prairie Path’s Elgin branch today. But they did not go unnoticed.
New dating app profile pic or my antifa uniform? Why not both?
October 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
New dating app profile pic or my antifa uniform? Why not both?
The first time I biked to Elgin four years ago to visit my friend Anne and Bill, it took me nearly four hours.
Today, I biked the 45-mile trek in 3 hours, 15 minutes. #bikechi
Today, I biked the 45-mile trek in 3 hours, 15 minutes. #bikechi
October 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The first time I biked to Elgin four years ago to visit my friend Anne and Bill, it took me nearly four hours.
Today, I biked the 45-mile trek in 3 hours, 15 minutes. #bikechi
Today, I biked the 45-mile trek in 3 hours, 15 minutes. #bikechi
I’m 21 miles into a 45-mile bike ride and had to stop for a latte because I’m not some masochist.
October 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I’m 21 miles into a 45-mile bike ride and had to stop for a latte because I’m not some masochist.
Here are the pertinent screengrabs, for when they decide to pull the page down.
October 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Here are the pertinent screengrabs, for when they decide to pull the page down.
ICE is in Bridgeport. Spotted at 33rd/Wallace, on Lowe driving south to 35th and at Minnie Minoso Academy (35th/Wallace). Reports of agents with guns drawn outside Minoso.
October 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
ICE is in Bridgeport. Spotted at 33rd/Wallace, on Lowe driving south to 35th and at Minnie Minoso Academy (35th/Wallace). Reports of agents with guns drawn outside Minoso.
I mean, this lede is already BS. Israel has broken the ceasefire several times.
October 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I mean, this lede is already BS. Israel has broken the ceasefire several times.
This is why it was so important that Brandon Johnson advocated for a general strike during the protest Saturday. Plant the seed.
October 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This is why it was so important that Brandon Johnson advocated for a general strike during the protest Saturday. Plant the seed.