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bphelp.bsky.social
B Phelp
@bphelp.bsky.social
You don't remember me, do you.
Yeah but there are fewer coppers, teachers and bin collections than there used to be, that is what the OP is querying.
January 29, 2026 at 5:40 PM
There's a lot of people who live in towns but like to pretend they live in a village. They'd rather drive 10 miles out to a country pub than walk to their nearest boozer. Snobs, basically.
January 29, 2026 at 10:27 AM
"Weaponisation"? Are you allowed to say that then? I thought the idea that it could be weaponised was some kind of bad conspiracy theory.
January 29, 2026 at 10:06 AM
They should teach German because compared to that English grammar is a piece of piss.
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It's irony, all the things they say about vaccines can also be said about weight loss jabs, doesn't matter if it's true or not.
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The people with that paper get to buy power as though it were real money though. So take it away from them anyway.
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It doesn't matter what age you have them, there are twats queueing up to tell you you've done it wrong whatever you do.
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 AM
They're in the Strictly Come Dancing audience now.
November 19, 2025 at 10:32 AM
You'd have some Nextdoor busybody ratting you out to social services and/or the police if you let your kids out of the house unaccompanied. These days.
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
When you hear politicians rattling on about private sector efficiency just remember posts like this. You don't hear about all the waste because people aren't allowed to talk about it openly.
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The incessant fucking talking, regardless of how loud the music is.
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
No it's more of a corollary.
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Maybe he's saying it as a little joke, y'know, a funny turn of phrase. Imagine that.
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"I'm going to do [x] because it annoys the lefties 😂😂😂"
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I grew up in a very middle of the road market town and it was ridiculously violent, like getting a takeaway after pub chucking out was too risky because someone would always kick off. It's was always the cities that were described as rough though 🙄
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Any man with a sports car as his profile pic is a prize bellend, an absolute howling melter, and I've yet to see an exception. 100% shithouse, avoid.
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
No it doesn't.
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
So say that then, instead of feigning ignorance like a disingenuous cunt.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It's crazy, some of their playback gear is more expensive than the kit used to make the recording in the first place.
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
What do you want? Don't mind. Okay I'll make this. No don't want that (don't mind means 'have a guess, and if you get it wrong I'll sulk').
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I like to think 'my type' changed over time as I met more 'types'.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
It it you who puts loads of scrap plastic and wood offcuts under the bath tub? I swear some of you are having a competition to see how much crap you can leave behind.
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It started off as a way of signalling that you were an avid reader of a certain set of blogs.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Funny, I was listening in on a discussion *exactly like this* on a train just a few weeks ago. It was hilarious, you could tell the guard was having great fun making the dodger tie themselves in knots.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
So much thats-great-but cope in these replies.
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM