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Momus Jones
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Be good. Bird looker, proud Canadian with Ukrainian roots, ex-angry scientist. I enjoy nature, sports, silly internet pictures & SCTV. Long term single blind n=1 study participant. YYC Albertan. He/him. A sometimes irrational mix of serious and silly.
So, if you're skiing, eh, and you need to know how to bring your beer along, Doug has tips on getting your beer through snow.

(The Canadian Identity Crisis Centre Hotline is open 24 hours a day, call 555-C-U-L-T-U-R-E)

#SCTVSaturday Weather
January 24, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Ok, the boys try to get to snow chains again, as their time sort of ran out previously.

If you do get stuck, and don't have snow chains, make sure you have plenty of back bacon.

(Half the jokes are in the "credits" at the end of the clips)

#SCTVSaturday Weather
January 24, 2026 at 2:12 PM
On this, the weathery-ist of weekends, definitely a Great White North type of day with Bob and Doug McKenzie contributing their share of advice for cold-weather living.

First helpful tip - Snow Chains

#SCTVSaturday Weather
January 24, 2026 at 2:09 PM
The pictures out of Minneapolis are glorious, inspiring, beautiful.
From one of Minnesota's own
Hüsker Dü - New Day Rising
January 23, 2026 at 10:27 PM
42 million!
🥂
January 23, 2026 at 4:05 PM
So, my carbon monoxide detector started acting up. Planning on having a fire tomorrow evening, so I definitely need to get a new one. Guess the expiry date on my current one!
January 23, 2026 at 2:28 PM
January 23, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Yeah, World Cup is going to be a gong show.
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 AM
January 21, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Yeah, it's pretty funny, an actual skeleton in a closet.
The satirists didn't have to worry about nuance back then.
January 21, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Keep talking, dipshits.
January 20, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Pretty close.
January 20, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Consumption tax, which some may call a tax on Goods & Services.
January 20, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Should be interesting to watch.
January 19, 2026 at 10:38 PM
There has been too much News & History in the last year.
Feels unsustainable.
January 19, 2026 at 1:55 PM
January 19, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Had to try one today.
(something something two genders)
#Brewsky
January 18, 2026 at 1:55 AM
January 17, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Ok, so NATO is acknowledging "that it is, in part, an Arctic alliance", just maybe not in the way the Project 2025 goons intended.

(Excerpt from Project 2025)
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
They're called skeets.
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
January 15, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Happy Birthday Andrea Martin!

As probably her best known SCTV character, Edith Prickley
January 15, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Need a Minneapolis molon labe flag with a snow shovel.
January 15, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 1:38 PM
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM