remember remembering me?? i always wanted metroid to be more like halo. hopefully there's a deathmatch option. maybe they could have a fortnite battle royale mode!!

more good news

womp womp they're already back to being evil (as i understand it the bodies were never part of the original deal but when did that stop them from lying). Genociders do not know peace and they deserve no kindness

I'm amazed i got through these given how offensively most of them were framed

perhaps some light reading for the getaway