Jack Triolo
boybombs.bsky.social
Jack Triolo
@boybombs.bsky.social
Writer, carpenter, and mountain dog-man
Europe is the only place I feel comfortable making sweeping judgements about entire ethnic groups, it's a real when in Rome situation
April 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Why don't all the french have a comprehensive understanding of English?
I know the difference between 'bonjour' and 'bonsoir' meet me halfway people
February 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I just confused a highlighter for a lighter, call that a mental malaprop
January 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
You know, I don't think it's a point in their favor that dutch people are "straight forward" I think it just generally makes them assholes
January 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Waiting for someone with an anthropological fascination of bad posts to discover this page 🤞
January 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Learning about Warhol: I'm the most special boy in the world 🤑

Learning about Corbusier: I'm the most special boy in the world 😈
January 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Reposted by Jack Triolo
La Pie (The Magpie), 1868-9, Claude Monet
January 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Amsterdam is a lonely city of perverts (complimentary)
January 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
You know it's times like these that I can't think of anything,

Anything but: Called it, I fuckin called it
January 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Okay, I think I get London now, it's not the outside of buildings it's the inside
January 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Britain is nothing but a country full of savages, malcontents and misanthropes
January 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Reposted by Jack Triolo
moment of levity: this is a depressing novelty toy in still form, but consider that it also can’t help but drive itself on the shelf when you press the button
January 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
After being on a cruise ship I hope to never see another British person in my life

Anyway, I'll be in London for a few days
January 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Several people made eye contact with me on the street today and said and felt absolutely nothing

New York is the greatest city in the world
December 31, 2024 at 10:46 PM
In the generational sense the punks really did spread class consciousness, it just got garbled up over time and distance which is kinda the point if you think about it
December 30, 2024 at 8:13 PM
My problem with posting is I have to be mid-conversation with the Internet and those people are scary
December 23, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Forced to be the best minds of my generation

Born to be starving hysterical naked
December 16, 2024 at 11:12 PM