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Darien
@boy-rat.bsky.social
Born in Boston - hybrid mix of 🇺🇸 🇧🇲 🇬🇧

Raised in Bermuda and UK

Educated at MIT 🦫
Private Pilot 🧑🏻‍✈️ 🛩️
Worked at Google/Apple 🤓
Built and sold AI fraud detection company 🤖

trying to go broke helping as many as I can 💸💙

Sorry no DMs or funding requests 🚫
Just realized that the kid from Jurassic park played @moskov.goodventures.org in the social network - dude that’s rough - you’re way cooler than Timmy 😂
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Person, woman, man, camera, TV

How about covering the fact that Trump claimed the later questions were actually difficult for him!
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I’ll give $1m to any charity he chooses (even his fake ones) if Trump can reproduce this photo or manage to have both feet off the ground at once

Will raise it to $5m if he allows an independent doctor to do an examination and show the results

Come on trumpty dumpty - what are you afraid of
October 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Have offered to pay all legal costs for those arrested in the UK over projecting the Epstein story on the castle. There is no 1st amendment in England but I’m sure that the best lawyers will find a way to get them out without charge - no matter what the cost no-one will suffer for telling the truth
September 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Why has nobody done more memes about #trump as Commandant Lassard
September 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Am I the only one who sees this 😜

#trump on a a recent call with secdef
September 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Breaking news - Trump publishes list:

Barack ** HUS‑sein ** Obama
July 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
All these years and deaths - because of a typo!

They just wanted to have short sleeves
July 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Breaking news - Trump releases the full Epstein list -

Let’s be honest, at this point does anyone believe that they would not just release a list containing the names of everyone who has stood up against him
July 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
MAGA folk have no clue what the Bible actually says

I’m an atheist but have a pretty good memory so I took the time to read the Bible a few years ago

(not just the 66/73 book but all the others)

I can remember them pretty much word for word

I don’t care what you believe unless it hurts someone
July 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
July 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I never like to agree with Trump but in this case… he forgets to add that if we deport Elmo, he’ll be subject to exit tax generating at least $65bn - win-win
July 1, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Imagine if you saw a story like this… what is your first reaction?

Do you feel sorry for tre Russian pilot? Do you feel anger towards their actions in international waters??
June 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It’s disturbing that he would wear a hat that has his IQ and his waist size on it

Have you ever seen a president with less going on behind the eyes
June 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Why is he wearing a hat that shows his IQ and waist size?

Have you ever seen someone more checked out?
June 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Looks like he’s already preparing for when Putin threatens him
June 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I see Donald Trump is preparing for Putins visit

Or maybe he just woke up dreaming about the last time he was arrested - a premonition of what awaits him when he leaves office

If we get through the next 4 years without losing Alaska it will be a miracle
June 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Time to ensure the war room is well stocked with booze

How dare they commit such a heinous crime as to start a war on Trump Day Eve?
June 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Elmo has changed Grok even more since he realized that Trump can deport him

As a reminder, Elmo arrived on a student visa and dropped out after 2 days to start a company

There’s no way he declared this on his green card application so can legally be deported

And would have to pay 60bn in exit tax
June 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’ve got over 60 lawyers lined up all over the country to help out anyone who needs it (full credit to my amazing team for organizing this - you guys are awesome)

I don’t care if it ends up costing more that his stupid ego trip parade
June 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The symbol on the hat is the Army Airborne Parachutist Badge

Is this draft dodging coward so far gone he believes he earned it?

Why do they like playing dress up so much?

Maybe he saw the symbol & it reminded him of something else… something he saw long ago before the gut got in the way 🍄
June 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The symbol on the hat is the Army Airborne Parachutist Badge, (Jump Wings)

Is this draft dodging coward so far gone he believes he earned it?

Why do they like dress up so much

Maybe he saw the symbol and it reminded him of something else… something he saw long ago before the gut got in the way 🍄
June 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Posted on the official Whitehouse Twitter account, many MAGA cult members seem to believe this is a real video

Given his recent incident with a photoshopped photo, I wonder if Dementia Don believes it as well?
June 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
For a brief moment I thought this could be yet another market manipulation event from Taco 🌮 that would allow Elmo to buy back at a lower price…

then I saw this
June 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
For a brief moment, I thought that this “feud” might be yet another market manipulation stunt by Trump to push down Tesla

Then this happened
June 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM