christian e. scheuer
@boxspringstuff.bsky.social
Stuff about stuff. Artist, photographer, sometimes writer, collector of things.
my name is the one my mother gave me and doesn't mean I'm religious.
Fluent in silence, noisy when needed.
linktr.ee/boxspring_stuff
my name is the one my mother gave me and doesn't mean I'm religious.
Fluent in silence, noisy when needed.
linktr.ee/boxspring_stuff
there was a comic put out in the late 80's that used the same basic cover design as Donnie's The Art of the Deal.
October 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
there was a comic put out in the late 80's that used the same basic cover design as Donnie's The Art of the Deal.
in my series of "things i'm tempted to buy of FB Marketplace"
a dog tag machine. do I need it? no.
a dog tag machine. do I need it? no.
October 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
in my series of "things i'm tempted to buy of FB Marketplace"
a dog tag machine. do I need it? no.
a dog tag machine. do I need it? no.
Found this "postal bus" on FB marketplace. I'm tempted to buy it to turn it into a mobile greeting card shop or war rig. Apparently, it was used to sort mail in transit.
October 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Found this "postal bus" on FB marketplace. I'm tempted to buy it to turn it into a mobile greeting card shop or war rig. Apparently, it was used to sort mail in transit.
fell down a rabbit hole about the PH-501/PF Combat Camera. now i want to make a shell for a digital camera. if i find the blueprints, i'd make a 3d print and modify to house a simple digital camera.
October 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
fell down a rabbit hole about the PH-501/PF Combat Camera. now i want to make a shell for a digital camera. if i find the blueprints, i'd make a 3d print and modify to house a simple digital camera.
just gonna leave this here
September 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
just gonna leave this here
was scrolling through Facebook marketplace and found a stainless steel prison toilet for $200.
September 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
was scrolling through Facebook marketplace and found a stainless steel prison toilet for $200.
"Christian in a can" i made these with a friend Suzanne in high school. i expanded on the idea a few times but these were the most "pop art" version. i think the poses were somewhat influenced by Robert Longo.
September 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Christian in a can" i made these with a friend Suzanne in high school. i expanded on the idea a few times but these were the most "pop art" version. i think the poses were somewhat influenced by Robert Longo.
brothers, slide scan of a video taped tintype rephotographed with slide film off a cathode-ray tube TV. may have been a post-mortem photograph.
September 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
brothers, slide scan of a video taped tintype rephotographed with slide film off a cathode-ray tube TV. may have been a post-mortem photograph.
seems like every few days i see a post about someone dying in some sort of accident on facebook. nice job stopping fake news and made up stories.
September 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
seems like every few days i see a post about someone dying in some sort of accident on facebook. nice job stopping fake news and made up stories.
a 1948 triumph special single seat roadster with an Oliver tractor grill. looks like a whole lot of bodywork. didn't get a chance to talk to owner.
September 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
a 1948 triumph special single seat roadster with an Oliver tractor grill. looks like a whole lot of bodywork. didn't get a chance to talk to owner.
going through some files and found some of "The Christian Inaction Figure" stuff, the original card was cut & paste. the figure spawned from a college art history class on toys, and i made a screen print on canvas doll of myself with long hair. 2nd gen was photocopy glued to wood, 3rd cut stencil.
September 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
going through some files and found some of "The Christian Inaction Figure" stuff, the original card was cut & paste. the figure spawned from a college art history class on toys, and i made a screen print on canvas doll of myself with long hair. 2nd gen was photocopy glued to wood, 3rd cut stencil.
found this political cartoon from the 70's
September 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
found this political cartoon from the 70's
why yes, i've found another impractical car that i would like to purchase, a 1951 Pontiac business coupe.
August 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
why yes, i've found another impractical car that i would like to purchase, a 1951 Pontiac business coupe.
every once in a while i'll find something that just fits my ascetic. the removal of a store sign left this. it fits with the abstract photo images and paintings i made a few years ago.
August 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
every once in a while i'll find something that just fits my ascetic. the removal of a store sign left this. it fits with the abstract photo images and paintings i made a few years ago.
used an AI prompt 'devil with a mullet like a cockatoo' and these are what i got.
July 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
used an AI prompt 'devil with a mullet like a cockatoo' and these are what i got.
watching meTV Toons and woody woodpecker is in drag dancing with Wally Walrus. this was from 1952. i don't think anyone was freaking out about it then or the last 70 years.
June 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
watching meTV Toons and woody woodpecker is in drag dancing with Wally Walrus. this was from 1952. i don't think anyone was freaking out about it then or the last 70 years.
drawing for a photograph i never took. this was eventually made into a screen print and started a series of women on beds drawings. as a photo, i wanted to print this as a van dyke on wood but never got around to shooting it.
May 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
drawing for a photograph i never took. this was eventually made into a screen print and started a series of women on beds drawings. as a photo, i wanted to print this as a van dyke on wood but never got around to shooting it.
everything is fine.
May 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
everything is fine.
Mitch McConnell trending so here's a portrait.
February 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Mitch McConnell trending so here's a portrait.
something i made awhile ago when things felt weird.
"America" directed by David Lynch
"America" directed by David Lynch
January 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
something i made awhile ago when things felt weird.
"America" directed by David Lynch
"America" directed by David Lynch
Made this the last time around when the president Obama portrait was unveiled and people were asking who should paint trump, a friend suggested Francis Bacon, so this is what I imagined it would look like. Background portrait is Andrew Jackson who was a slaver, ethnic cleanser, and tyrant.
January 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Made this the last time around when the president Obama portrait was unveiled and people were asking who should paint trump, a friend suggested Francis Bacon, so this is what I imagined it would look like. Background portrait is Andrew Jackson who was a slaver, ethnic cleanser, and tyrant.