Word. It’s fun to throw these terms around for a laugh but I’ve legit worked with people in private business, non-profits, and government orgs that love spouting them. Unironically. 🙄

And don’t get me started on “level up!”

The purpose of the system is what it does, and for the last decade you can count on one hand how many times a journalist has ever asked a followup question of trump or yet another coked up billionaire sex pest babbling incoherent word salad at them while sweating like a pig.

Grab some low hanging fruit and circle back. Management is standing up a standup right after we move the needle. Going forward we’re getting granular with our value-added pipeline because breaking down silos is teamwork that makes the dream work.

Now let’s run that Kool-Aid up the flagpole…

This skeet models holistic kanban sprint synergy and is discoverable on the Slackey Discord Teams ecosystem

Nothing to see here. Our kinked but somehow magical black curtain will make you forget that you just saw our precious time/money suck take a wholesale shit on stage.

Yay Dave!