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Illegal Spell of the Day: Summon Nothing #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Summon Nothing 3rd-level Illusion Casting Time: 1 Action Range: 60 feet Components: V, S, M (a vial of pyrite) Duration: Concentration, up to 1 Hour Through utterance of guttural arcane language you summon forth the visage of a creature you have seen before. You choose the type of creature this illusion appears to be, which must be of a CR 3 or lower. The illusion appears in an unoccupied space you can see within range, and it dissipates when every creature convinced of the illusion succeeds on their saving throw or when the spell ends. Each creature within 60 feet of the illusion that can see the illusion must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or become convinced that the creature is real. While a creature believes the illusion is real, you can control the illusion as a bonus action on each of your turns to interact with any creatures who believe in its existence as if it were physically there, including attacking said creatures. Any damage that would be dealt by the creature becomes psychic damage, and this damage can only affect believing creatures. Whenever a believing creature comes into physical contact with the illusion, or whenever the illusion deals damage to that creature, they can remake this saving throw, ending their belief on a success. At Higher Levels. When casted with a spell slot of 4th level or higher, the challenge rating increases by 1 for each level above 3rd. Spell Lists. Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard
March 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Name’s Adjective Noun #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Name’s Adjective Noun Enchantment Cantrip Casting Time: 1 Action Range: 30 feet Components: V Duration: Until Dispelled You try to convince a sentient creature that can hear you that you have access to hidden arcane knowledge that they could learn. If the target creature has an Intelligence score of 3 or less, this spell immediately fails. That creature must succeed on an Intelligence saving throw or become convinced they now know how to cast a new spell (whose nomenclature follows the classical Name-Adjective-Noun, which you name as part of this spell’s casting, along with any specific Verbal, Somatic, and/or Material components the spell requires). The first time the affected creature attempts to cast this new “spell” as an action, they must roll a d100. On a result of 1-99, nothing happens and this effect is dispelled, the creature now fully aware you have lied to them and becoming immune to the effects of this spell if you ever cast it on them again. On a result of 100, the fake spell you convinced them was real actually functions (the actual effect of which is per the DM’s discretion) and they permanently gain the ability to cast it once per day, regardless of if they have the Spellcasting or Pact Magic features. Spell Lists. Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock
March 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Gambler’s Fallacy #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Gambler’s Fallacy 1st-level Evocation Casting Time: 1 Action Range: Self (30 feet) Components: S Duration: Instantaneous A ball of unstable energy begins to form in your hands, crackling with multi-colored lightning and bursting at its seams. When you cast this spell, you can roll 1d4 up to 6 times, adding together the results after each roll. At any point before rolling the maximum number of dice, you can decide to stop rolling and fire the energy towards a target creature you can see within 30 feet. That creature takes a number of force damage equal to the total result rolled. If at any point while rolling for the damage of this effect a dice rolls a “1”, you immediately take the current total result as force damage and the spell fades. You cannot reduce damage you take from this spell by any means. At Higher Levels. When casted with a spell slot of 2nd level or higher, the maximum number of dice you can roll increases by 2d4 per level above 1st. Spell Lists. Warlock
March 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Popcorn #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Popcorn 2nd-level Evocation Casting Time: 1 Action Range: 60 feet Components: V, S, M (a kernel of dried corn) Duration: Instantaneous A small kernel of fiery energy erupts from a point you can see within range. A creature occupying that space must make a Dexterity saving throw. On a failed save, the creature takes 4d6 fire damage and the kernel launches at a different creature of your choice within 15 feet of the damaged creature. This new target is subject to the same effects from this spell, instead taking a number of d6 fire damage equal to one less than the previous creature damaged from this effect. Once the damage dealt from this effect would be 0, or a creature succeeds on their saving throw, the spell fades. At Higher Levels. When casted with a spell slot of 3rd level or higher, the damage increases by 1d6 per level above 2nd. Spell Lists. Druid, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard
March 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Chaotzee #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Chaotzee 3rd-level Evocation Casting Time: 1 Action Range: 60 feet Components: S, M (a set of 5 dice) Duration: Instantaneous A surge of magic pulses through you as you tug at the weave, infusing a set of dice with mystical power. Make a ranged spell attack against a creature within range that you can see, dealing 5d6 force damage. Depending on the result of each dice, the creature must also suffer one of the effects from the table below until the end of its next turn, provided your damage roll has met the required dice combination listed on the table. A creature may only suffer from one effect from the table at a time. If two or more effects are available from the table, you may choose which one affects the target creature. Dice Combination Table Dice Combination. Effect Three of a Kind. The creature’s movement speed is reduced by -10 feet. Four of a Kind. The creature is knocked prone. Full House (3/2). The creature is blinded. Small Straight (4). The creature has disadvantage on its next saving throw. Large Straight (5). The creature is stunned. Five of a Kind. The creature takes twice as much force damage from this attack and becomes vulnerable to force damage. If the creature was resistant or immune to force damage, this effect fails. Crit Five (Five 6s). Roll again, as if you casted this spell again and hit the same target creature. At Higher Levels. When casted with a spell slot of 4th level or higher, you may target one additional creature for the attack per level above 3rd. Spell Lists. Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock
March 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Counter #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Counter 4th-level Abjuration Casting Time: 1 Reaction you take when you or a creature you can see within range receives damage done by another creature’s attack Range: 20 feet Components: S, M (a shield buckler) Duration: Instantaneous You try to mitigate damage done to you by an attack. Reduce any incoming damage by 2d10 + your spellcasting modifier. If multiple damage types are harming you at the same time, you can choose which damage type(s) get reduced first. If this effect reduces the total damage done to 0, you can redirect an amount of force back at the triggering creature, dealing half of your rolled result as force damage to that creature. At Higher Levels. When casted with a spell slot of 5th level or higher, the number of damage you mitigate increases by 1d10 per level above 4th. Spell Lists. Bard, Cleric, Druid, Wizard
February 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Animate Deli Store Meat Counter #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Animate Deli Store Meat Counter 3rd-Level Transmutation Casting Time: 1 Minute (Ritual) Range: Touch Components: V, M (a deli store meat counter, which the spell consumes) Duration: Concentration, up to 1 Hour You transmute a heaping pile of processed sliced meats into a living man. The now living meat hunk uses the stat block provided below and is generally friendly towards you and creatures you designate as part of casting this spell. For the duration of the spell, the meat hunk is unwilling to initiate combat but will try its best to accomplish any task verbally given to it by any creature it is friendly towards, as if always under the effects of the command spell. The meat hunk considers anyone a friend unless they have directly harmed it or another creature it deems as a friend while in its line of sight. Once the spell ends, or if the meat hunk is reduced to 0 hit points, it will de-animate back to its deli store meat counter state. At Higher Levels. When casted using a spell slot of 4th level or higher, use the higher level when it appears in the stat block. Spell Lists. Wizard Meat Hunk Medium monstrosity, neutral AC: 11 Hit Points: (2d8+2+this spell’s level) STR: 18 (+4) DEX: 13 (+1) CON 17 (+3) INT 7 (-2), WIS 11 (0) CHA 15+this spell’s level Skills: Performance (6+this spell’s level), Persuasion (6+this spell’s level) Speed: 30 ft. Damage Vulnerabilities: slashing Condition Immunities: grappled, restrained Senses: passive Perception 10 Languages: understands languages of the caster CR: - ———— Piece of Meat. The meat hunk has advantage on Charisma (Performance) and Charisma (Persuasion) checks made against possible consenting humanoid suitors. High in Preservatives. The meat hunk is immune to magic or effects that would change its appearance or form. ———— Pose. As an action, the meat hunk strikes an alluring pose. Any possible consenting humanoid suitors that can see the meat hunk must make a Charisma saving throw, contesting against a Charisma (Performance) the meat hunk makes as part of this action. On a failed save, the creature is charmed by the meat hunk until the end of its next turn. While charmed in this way, a creature is unable to break line of sight with the meat hunk and cannot use any features or take any actions that rely on sight until the charmed effect ends. On a successful save, the creature is immune to this effect for 24 hours.
February 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Army of One #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Army of One 9th-level Conjuration (Biomancy) Casting Time: 10 Minutes (Ritual) Range: Self (100-foot radius) Components: V, S, M (100 guided terracotta figurines, worth 50 gp each, and 300 gp worth of platinum dust, which the spell consumes) Duration: 24 Hours Arranging the figurines in a battle-ready formation on the ground and encircling them with the platinum dust, clay and powder warp into flesh and bone as 100 soldiers appear in any unoccupied spaces within a 100-foot radius around you. Each soldier resembles you, using the soldier stat block, and has a telepathic connection to you, following your given telepathic commands so long as they stay within a 1 mile radius of you. Whenever a soldier is reduced to 0 hit points, or when the spell ends, their body condenses back into the terracotta statue it started as. Spell Lists. Bard, Warlock, Wizard
February 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Explode #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Explode 9th-level Evocation Casting Time: 1 Action Range: Self (30-foot radius sphere) Components: V Duration: Instantaneous Churning in your body alchemicalizes your bodily fluids into the perfect volatile mixture, transforming you into a destructive explosive. You explode, causing an eruption of force within a 30-foot radius sphere around you. Each creature within this sphere, excluding yourself, takes 8d10 force damage and must make a Dexterity saving throw. On a failed save, that creature takes 6d6 acid damage and 6d6 fire damage and is knocked prone. On a success, the creature takes half as much damage only. Buildings and structures take double damage from this spell’s effects. If a creature is behind three-quarters cover or full cover, they have advantage on this save and take half as much force damage behind three-quarters cover or no force damage behind full cover. Casting shield provides full cover for the purpose of this spell’s effects. After the spell fades, your body reconstitutes and you gain three levels of exhaustion. Spell Lists. Druid, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard
February 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Unravel #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Unravel 8th-level Necromancy (Biomancy) Casting Time: 1 Action Range: 120 feet Components: V, S, M (a needle carved from a ruby worth 500 gp) Duration: Concentration, up to 1 Minute A spool of spectral energy forms through the eye of the needle, tugging at the skin of one creature you can see within range. That creature must succeed a Constitution saving throw or begin to unravel at the seams, both figuratively and literally. Upon the creature failing the saving throw and at the start of each of its subsequent turns thereafter roll a d4. Each of the creature’s ability scores reduces by the amount rolled. The creature can attempt to remake this save at the end of each of its turns, sparing them from reduction next round on a success. The spell only ends after one minute, if you lose concentration, or if a remove curse spell or similar magic is casted on the creature. Once the spell ends, the creature’s ability scores return to normal. If the creature has any of its ability scores reduced to 0 through in this way, the creature fully unravels and turns to strings in the air, dying. A creature’s body vanishes this way and cannot be revived through normal means, only through a wish spell can their body be brought back. Spell Lists. Cleric, Druid, Wizard
February 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Conjure Abomination #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Conjure Abomination 8th-level Conjuration (Biomancy) Casting Time: 1 Action Range: 60 feet Components: V, S, M (a pound of flesh from a humanoid killed within the last 24 hours, which the spell consumes) Duration: Concentration, up to 1 Minute You mold and shape the flesh as it expands and transforms into a monstrosity of sinew and bone. The creature summoned uses the abomination stat block provided below. The abomination appears in an unoccupied space you can see within range, and the abomination disappears when it drops to 0 hit points or when the spell ends. The abomination has its own initiative. When you summon it and on each of your turns thereafter, you can issue a verbal command to it (requiring no action on your part), telling it what it must do on its next turn. If you issue no command, it spends its turn attacking any creature within its reach that has attacked it. At the end of each of the abomination’s turns, it makes an Intelligence saving throw. The creature automatically fails this saving throw if it has taken no damage this round. On a failed save, the creature continues to obey you. On a successful save, the creature gains limited sentience and realizes the horror of what they are, becoming scared of themself and enraged at you for the rest of the duration of the spell. The abomination will only pursue attacking you for the duration. If you stop concentrating on the spell before it reaches its full duration, an uncontrolled abomination doesn’t disappear for 2d4 rounds if it still has hit points. Spell Lists. Warlock, Wizard Abomination Huge monstrosity, unaligned AC: 17 (Natural Armor) Hit Points: 100 + 10 x your spellcasting modifier STR 22 (+6) | DEX 15 (+2) | CON 22 (+6) | INT 5 (-3) | WIS 11 (0) | CHA 8 (-1) Speed: 25 ft. Damage Resistances: bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing damage from non-magical attacks Damage Immunities: psychic Condition Immunities: charmed, frightened, paralyzed Languages: Cannot speak but understands all languages used by the caster CR: - ———— Immutable Form. The abomination is immune to magic or effects that would change its shape or size. Siege Weapon. The abomination deals double damage to buildings and constructs. Magical Weapons. The abomination’s attacks are considered magical for the purposes of overcoming resistances. ———— Multiattack. The abomination makes three Slam attacks. Slam. To Hit: +11, one target, Reach: 10 feet. On Hit: 21 (3d10+6) bludgeoning damage.
February 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Fusion #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Fusion 7th-level Transmutation (Biomancy) Casting Time: 1 Action (Ritual) Range: Touch Components: V, S, M (two earrings worth 250 gp each, which the spell consumes) Duration: 10 Minutes You perform a ritualistic dance with a willing creature the same size category as you that you touch, combining your forms and minds into one. This new creature takes on a form resembling both creatures and merges aspects of both personalities. Creatures fused in this way combine their maximum and current hit points together and choose between each creature for individual ability scores, armor class, and speed, as well as sharing both creature’s abilities and features. The fused creature shares a single initiative, but may take two actions each turn and gains a legendary resistance and legendary action. Legendary Resistance. If the fused creature were to fail a saving throw, they can choose to succeed instead. Once this feature is used, it cannot be used again for the duration of the spell. Legendary Action. At the end of another creature’s turn, you can choose to take a single attack or cast a single action spell. You can use this feature once per round. The spell ends early if the fused creature goes unconscious. When the spell ends, the two creatures split once more, splitting the creature’s current hit points evenly between the two creatures and having one creature replace where the fused creature once stood and the other moved into an unoccupied space within 5 feet. Spell Lists. Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard
February 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Carapace of Marrow #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Carapace of Marrow 6th-level Abjuration (Biomancy) Casting Time: 1 Action Range: Touch Components: V, S, M (a skull with two sapphires in its eyes, worth at least 250 gp each) Duration: Instantaneous An armor-like shell of bone and chitin surrounds the body of a creature you touch, creating a shell to protect them from harm. The target’s AC increases to 22, unless it was already higher, and they gain 30 temporary hit points. The spell lasts until the temporary hit points are reduced to 0 or replaced. At Higher Levels. When casted with a spell slot of 7th level or higher, the temporary hit points gained increases by +10 per level above 6th. Spell Lists. Cleric, Druid, Sorcerer
February 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Accumulate Mass #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Accumulate Mass 5th-level Transmutation (Biomancy) Casting Time: 1 Action Range: Touch Components: S, M (a protein-rich food, which the spell consumes) Duration: Concentration, up to 1 Hour You transfer flesh between yourself and a willing creature you touch, choosing which creature is to gain and which is to give muscle mass. The creature gaining muscle mass increases their Strength score by a number equal to the amount the creature losing muscle mass is willing to give from their own Strength score (up to a maximum of 22). For every point of Strength transferred in this way, the gaining creature increases their maximum hit points by 1d10, and the giving creature reduces their maximum hit points by 1d10. If this transfer reduces a creature’s Strength score or maximum hit points to 0 or lower, that creature perishes. A creature’s Strength score and maximum hit points return to normal when the spell ends. A creature can be affected by this spell only once at any given time. At Higher Levels. When casted with a spell slot of 7th level or higher, the maximum Strength score a gaining creature can have increases by 2 using a 7th-level slot or by 4 using a 9th-level slot. Spell Lists. Cleric, Druid, Sorcerer, Wizard
February 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Metamorphosis #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Metamorphosis 5th-level Transmutation (Biomancy) Casting Time: 1 Round Range: Self Components: V, S, M (a bejeweled Cocoon worth 100 gp, which the spell consumes) Duration: 1 Minute You surround yourself in arcane silk stolen from the weave, melting your body and reforming it into a magnificent, monstrous form, spewing strange powdery snow from your wings. For the duration of the spell, you gain the following features and abilities: You sprout gigantic insectoid wings, granting you a flying speed equal to 60 feet, unless you already have a greater flying speed. Your AC becomes equal to 18 as chitinous armor surrounds your new form. You grow one size larger, but your equipment does not, choosing for it to become a part of your form for the spell’s duration or dropping onto the ground. Additionally, you gain 30 temporary hit points. You gain a natural Pincer attack which deals 2d10 magical piercing damage, using your spellcasting ability for attack and damage rolls. You can make this attack twice as part of the same attack action as if you had the Extra Attack feature. You cannot manipulate weaponry while in this form due to your massive pincers. When a creature moves within 5 feet of you for the first time or starts their turn there, they must succeed on a Constitution saving throw or become paralyzed until the start of their next turn. A creature that succeeds on this save or has already been affected by this feature becomes immune to this effect for 24 hours. Once the spell ends, you revert back to your normal form. Spell Lists. Artificer, Ranger
February 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Cleave #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Cleave 4th-level Conjuration (Biomancy) Casting Time: 1 Action Range: Touch Components: S, M (a slashing weapon worth at least 50 gp) Duration: Concentration, up to 1 Minute With a swift cutting motion, you magically conjure a miniature version of a willing creature, into an unoccupied space within 5 feet. The conjured creature uses the miniature homunculus stat block provided below, filling in information where necessary from the target creature’s stats and abilities. The creature shares initiative with the spell’s target and telepathically follows their commands, as long as they are within 60 feet of the creature. If the conjured creature is ever outside of this range, they will go unconscious, regaining consciousness once they re-enter this range. The conjured creature lasts until it is reduced to 0 hit points or for the duration of the spell, melting into a harmless mass when the spell ends. Spell Lists. Artificer Miniature Homunculus Tiny creature (creature type of target), Unaligned (alignment of target) AC: 8 + target creature’s DEX + your spellcasting modifier Hit Points: ¼ of target creature’s maximum HP, rounded down (minimum of 1) Speed: Target creature’s speed - 10 ft. (minimum of 0 ft.) Creature’s ability scores are equal to 10 + target creature’s ability modifier CR: - ————— Imperfect Copy. The miniature homunculus shares any one additional speed, any one damage resistance or immunity and one condition immunity, and any natural features and actions, such as innate spellcasting or claw/bite attacks, using the homunculus’ statistics. If the homunculus gains the ability to cast spells through this feature, it can only cast spells of up to a level the caster that created the homunculus has access to.
February 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Living Weapon #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Living Weapon 3rd-level Transmutation (Biomancy) Casting Time: 1 Bonus Action Range: Touch Components: V, S, M (a sharpened femur) Duration: 1 Minute You transform a part of a willing creature you touch into a mundane martial weapon of your choice. The weapon cannot have the heavy or two-handed properties, and it cannot be thrown, stowed, or disarmed from the creature wielding it. The weapon is considered magical, and the creature wielding it becomes proficient with it for the duration, using your spellcasting modifier for attack and damage rolls. The creature’s form returns to normal if they are reduced to 0 hit points or at the end of the spell's duration. At Higher Levels. When casting this spell at higher levels, the weapon created becomes stronger, becoming a +1 weapon when casted at 5th level, a +2 weapon when casted at 7th level, and a +3 weapon when casted at 9th level. Spell Lists. Druid, Sorcerer, Wizard
February 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Healing Factor #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Healing Factor 3rd-level Necromancy (Biomancy) Casting Time: 1 Action or 1 Reaction you take after taking damage Range: Self Components: S Duration: Concentration, up to 1 Minute You channel arcane reinforcement through your blood cells, accelerating the speed in which you would naturally heal. You regain a number of hit points equal to 3d8 + your spellcasting modifier. Additionally, you regain another 1d8 hit points at the start of each of your turns for the duration of the spell. At Higher Levels. When casted with a spell slot of 4th level or higher, the number of healing dice increases by 2d8 per level above 3rd. Spell Lists. Cleric, Druid, Paladin, Ranger, Sorcerer
February 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Partial Morph #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Partial Morph 2nd-level Transmutation (Biomancy) Casting Time: 1 Bonus Action Range: Self Components: V, S, M (slime from an ooze) Duration: Concentration, up to 1 Minute You transform a portion of your body, mimicking a creature that you can see that is of a CR of 1 or lower. You gain access to one ability, action, or movement speed that creature naturally has. This excludes learned Spellcasting abilities (i.e., the creature is a casting class) or weapons or items/abilities from items the creature is carrying or wearing. At Higher Levels. When casted with a spell slot of 2nd-level or higher, you can mimic a creature whose CR is equal to half of the used slot’s level, rounded down. Spell Lists. Druid, Ranger, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard
February 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Upchuck #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Upchuck 1st-level Evocation (Biomancy) Casting Time: 1 Action Range: 90 feet Components: v, M (a vial of poison, which the spell consumes) Duration: Instantaneous You hurl a violent, viscous mess from your throat at high velocity. Make a ranged spell attack against a creature you can see within range. On a hit, that creature takes 2d10 acid damage and must make a Constitution saving throw. On a failure, the creature also vomits and is considered poisoned until the end of its next turn. At Higher Levels. When casted with a spell slot of 2nd-level or higher, the number of damage dice increases by 1d10 per level above 1st. Spell Lists. Druid, Ranger, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard
February 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Malfunction #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Malfunction 1st-level Enchantment (Biomancy) Casting Time: 1 Action Range: 60 feet Components: v, M (a diseased organ) Duration: Concentration, up to 1 Minute You force a creature you can see within range to make a Constitution saving throw. On a failure, that creature’s body begins to fight against them. For the duration of the spell, a creature must roll a d4 at the start of each of their turns to determine what part of their body is malfunctioning, gaining an effect from the Malfunctions Table below, replacing the last effect they had with the new one. The creature can attempt to remake this save at the end of each of their turns, ending this effect on a success. Malfunctions Table (d4) 1. Brain. The creature has disadvantage on all Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma saving throws. 2. Muscles. For every 5 feet The creature moves, they must move 5 feet in a different direction. 3. Eyes. The creature is blinded past 15 feet of their sight line. 4. Gut. The creature is poisoned. Spell Lists. Bard, Cleric, Druid, Ranger, Warlock
February 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Graft #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Graft Transmutation (Biomancy) Cantrip Casting Time: 1 minute Range: Touch Components: S Duration: Until Dispelled You create a magical seam between two organic materials, measuring no longer than one foot in length. If one of the organic materials is a living creature and the other is not, the creature can acclimate the grafted material to its form, provided the grafted material was severed from a different living creature no more than one minute before the start of casting this spell. A creature can only integrate organic material it once had, such as a lost limb or missing skin. If both organic materials are parts of a living creature, the spell fails. Spell Lists. Cleric, Druid, Warlock
February 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Um, Actually… #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Um, Actually… 2nd-level Enchantment Casting Time: 1 Reaction you take when a creature you can hear speaks a factually incorrect statement that you know how to correct Range: 30 feet Components: V, S Duration: Instantaneous You magically ensure that the information being spouted by another more intellectually inferior creature is corrected posthaste. When a false statement is spoken aloud, even if it is the most minuscule or pedantic detail that is incorrect, you speak into existence a correction so righteous and powerful that the creature you are correcting must succeed on an Intelligence saving throw or take 4d8 psychic damage. If a creature has already had this spell casted on them within the last hour, then the damage increases by an additional 4d8. At Higher Levels. When casted at 3rd level or higher, the damage and additional damage from this spell increases by 2d8 for each level above 2nd. Spell Lists. Artificer, Bard, Cleric, Druid, Ranger, Wizard
February 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Illegal Spell of the Day: Leoval’s Identify Curse #dnd #d&d #5e #wizardposting #sotd #spells
Leoval’s Identify Curse 2nd-level Divination Casting Time: 1 Minute Range: Touch Components: V S M (A black pearl worth at least 100 gp, a raven feather) Duration: Instantaneous You choose one object that you must touch throughout the casting of the spell. If it is a magic item or some other magic-imbued object, you learn if it has a curse placed upon it, the specifics of how the curse functions, and how the curse can be removed (if applicable). You learn whether the curse is affecting a creature but do not learn who or where this creature is. If you instead touch a creature throughout the casting, you learn what curses, if any, currently affect them and the source of which the curse is affecting them. Spell Lists. Artificer, Bard, Wizard, Warlock
February 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM