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A bottlenose friend. 24+ writer.
SFW muse, NSFW MUSES BEGONE. #ElusiveDigi
SFW muse, NSFW MUSES BEGONE. #ElusiveDigi
@onejumpman.bsky.social
The Dolphin had a hopeful look on her face, her tail wagging as she hoped for any leads of Santa's presence. Oh please, Luigi, this little dolphin wants a good Christmas this year. She really wants her present, she's been well behaved...
"...Santa real?"
The Dolphin had a hopeful look on her face, her tail wagging as she hoped for any leads of Santa's presence. Oh please, Luigi, this little dolphin wants a good Christmas this year. She really wants her present, she's been well behaved...
"...Santa real?"
December 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
@onejumpman.bsky.social
The Dolphin had a hopeful look on her face, her tail wagging as she hoped for any leads of Santa's presence. Oh please, Luigi, this little dolphin wants a good Christmas this year. She really wants her present, she's been well behaved...
"...Santa real?"
The Dolphin had a hopeful look on her face, her tail wagging as she hoped for any leads of Santa's presence. Oh please, Luigi, this little dolphin wants a good Christmas this year. She really wants her present, she's been well behaved...
"...Santa real?"
"....anchovies."
December 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"....anchovies."
Likes anchovies on her pizza.
December 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Likes anchovies on her pizza.
Mouse vs Plumber.
December 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Mouse vs Plumber.
Pointing at the portrait of Bowser and King Boo, particularly at Bowser.
"...Not Godzilla??"
"...Not Godzilla??"
“Hey, quick question. Is OUR world at least protected against this 'Godzilla'?”
December 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Pointing at the portrait of Bowser and King Boo, particularly at Bowser.
"...Not Godzilla??"
"...Not Godzilla??"
"...Red pepper."
December 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"...Red pepper."
"...Green witch."
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"...Green witch."
"...WH-"
And she's a cackling mess. Her face against her forearm as she laughed so hard. Luigi are you hearing yourself? She has no response, other than to laugh. Not AT Luigi, but rather the idea of him speaking Japanese.
And she's a cackling mess. Her face against her forearm as she laughed so hard. Luigi are you hearing yourself? She has no response, other than to laugh. Not AT Luigi, but rather the idea of him speaking Japanese.
“So, does that mean next time I lose a party I can say, "THIS WAS SUCH A BAKA PARTY!!"? Would that make-a sense?”
[Luigi should never learn Japanese.]
[Luigi should never learn Japanese.]
"...Baka means 'stupid'."
She is TRYING to keep a straight face. It's so weird to hear an Italian plumber speak phrases unfamiliar to his own. She let out a snicker while locking eyes with Luigi.
She is TRYING to keep a straight face. It's so weird to hear an Italian plumber speak phrases unfamiliar to his own. She let out a snicker while locking eyes with Luigi.
December 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"...WH-"
And she's a cackling mess. Her face against her forearm as she laughed so hard. Luigi are you hearing yourself? She has no response, other than to laugh. Not AT Luigi, but rather the idea of him speaking Japanese.
And she's a cackling mess. Her face against her forearm as she laughed so hard. Luigi are you hearing yourself? She has no response, other than to laugh. Not AT Luigi, but rather the idea of him speaking Japanese.
Making her presence known on the timeline. 🐬💖
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Making her presence known on the timeline. 🐬💖
Ninten can thank the dolphin for censoring the Boo's profanity, surely Big N wouldn't want his IP characters swearing as kids are around.
Tsktsktsk.
Tsktsktsk.
December 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ninten can thank the dolphin for censoring the Boo's profanity, surely Big N wouldn't want his IP characters swearing as kids are around.
Tsktsktsk.
Tsktsktsk.
Reposted by 𝘿𝙤𝙡𝙥𝙞
“So if I were to say ‘King Boo is a big Baka!’...then I would most likely have been correct, right?”
🔴
“I means stupid idiot life.
'Baka' is a japanese term that’s mostly used as an insult, translated to idiot, moron, bitch, so on and so forth.”
“I means stupid idiot life.
'Baka' is a japanese term that’s mostly used as an insult, translated to idiot, moron, bitch, so on and so forth.”
“What does a 'Stupid-Baka-Life' even mean?”
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
“So if I were to say ‘King Boo is a big Baka!’...then I would most likely have been correct, right?”
"...Baka means 'stupid'."
She is TRYING to keep a straight face. It's so weird to hear an Italian plumber speak phrases unfamiliar to his own. She let out a snicker while locking eyes with Luigi.
She is TRYING to keep a straight face. It's so weird to hear an Italian plumber speak phrases unfamiliar to his own. She let out a snicker while locking eyes with Luigi.
December 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
"...Baka means 'stupid'."
She is TRYING to keep a straight face. It's so weird to hear an Italian plumber speak phrases unfamiliar to his own. She let out a snicker while locking eyes with Luigi.
She is TRYING to keep a straight face. It's so weird to hear an Italian plumber speak phrases unfamiliar to his own. She let out a snicker while locking eyes with Luigi.
"...."
She shouldn't answer that question, right?
She shouldn't answer that question, right?
December 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"...."
She shouldn't answer that question, right?
She shouldn't answer that question, right?
Dolphin squeal. 💖🐬
"Honk-Honk!"
"...clowns."
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Dolphin squeal. 💖🐬
She giggled at the answer. Oh, Luigi, how you humor this dolphin. She shook her head, still giggling.
"You jump high, then..."
Using her fist to imitate him and her open palm as a hard surface. She blew a raspberry as her fist hit her open palm.
"Pffft! Splat... like a pancake..!"
"You jump high, then..."
Using her fist to imitate him and her open palm as a hard surface. She blew a raspberry as her fist hit her open palm.
"Pffft! Splat... like a pancake..!"
“Huh?”
[He was a little confused. But that was mainly because he was completely covered in water and still in shock from the close call.]
“What do you mean by no more jumping? Jumping is practically MY thing, I can't just stop doing it!”
[He was a little confused. But that was mainly because he was completely covered in water and still in shock from the close call.]
“What do you mean by no more jumping? Jumping is practically MY thing, I can't just stop doing it!”
She would shapeshift back to humanoid form, giggling as she saw Luigi drying himself off. She imagined him as pale as if he saw ghosts, but it's safe to say Luigi can deal with ghosts than flying so high off the ground and perhaps land like a pancake.
"...no more jumping..!"
"...no more jumping..!"
December 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
She giggled at the answer. Oh, Luigi, how you humor this dolphin. She shook her head, still giggling.
"You jump high, then..."
Using her fist to imitate him and her open palm as a hard surface. She blew a raspberry as her fist hit her open palm.
"Pffft! Splat... like a pancake..!"
"You jump high, then..."
Using her fist to imitate him and her open palm as a hard surface. She blew a raspberry as her fist hit her open palm.
"Pffft! Splat... like a pancake..!"
Becomes a plushie. Squeak.
December 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Becomes a plushie. Squeak.
She would shapeshift back to humanoid form, giggling as she saw Luigi drying himself off. She imagined him as pale as if he saw ghosts, but it's safe to say Luigi can deal with ghosts than flying so high off the ground and perhaps land like a pancake.
"...no more jumping..!"
"...no more jumping..!"
Without you I probably would have turned into a puddle!”
December 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
She would shapeshift back to humanoid form, giggling as she saw Luigi drying himself off. She imagined him as pale as if he saw ghosts, but it's safe to say Luigi can deal with ghosts than flying so high off the ground and perhaps land like a pancake.
"...no more jumping..!"
"...no more jumping..!"
Dolpi to the rescue! She shapeshifted to dolphin form once more, jumped high enough like a torpedo to reach him. As she met him midair, her backside and fin were within reach, for him to latch on tightly before they hit open waters again as she landed. She would guide Luigi back on land, by a pier.
“I...FLY!! I CAN FLY!! YAHOOO!!! WHAHAHAHA!!”
[...And then he realizes he's going to hit the ground. And no, he doesn't have a power-up with him now that can save him.]
“I CAN'T FLY!!! I CAN'T FLY!! MAMMA MIAAAAAAA!!!”
[...And then he realizes he's going to hit the ground. And no, he doesn't have a power-up with him now that can save him.]
“I CAN'T FLY!!! I CAN'T FLY!! MAMMA MIAAAAAAA!!!”
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Dolpi to the rescue! She shapeshifted to dolphin form once more, jumped high enough like a torpedo to reach him. As she met him midair, her backside and fin were within reach, for him to latch on tightly before they hit open waters again as she landed. She would guide Luigi back on land, by a pier.
Annnnd, blast off! Her tail flukes catapaulted Luigi from the bottom of his shoes. Watching Luigi launch up to the sky got her giggling, but then she felt something was not right. He's flying AWFULLY high.
"He's flying, hehe... OH NO, HE'S GONNA FALL-"
"He's flying, hehe... OH NO, HE'S GONNA FALL-"
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Annnnd, blast off! Her tail flukes catapaulted Luigi from the bottom of his shoes. Watching Luigi launch up to the sky got her giggling, but then she felt something was not right. He's flying AWFULLY high.
"He's flying, hehe... OH NO, HE'S GONNA FALL-"
"He's flying, hehe... OH NO, HE'S GONNA FALL-"
Wagging her tail.
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Wagging her tail.
"...Maybe I want food."
December 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"...Maybe I want food."
So many questions, so little phrases she can spew. The dolphin's a child. But hopefully with a word or two it explains everything.
"...Magic."
She inhaled, then exhaled in relief. She thought she was gonna knock herself out trying to find a response.
"...Magic."
She inhaled, then exhaled in relief. She thought she was gonna knock herself out trying to find a response.
"Mama Mia, this is so weird! How are you even able to breathe up here!? Why are you so small and adoreable? How is it like underwater!?"
Too many questions all at once.! But she must know!
Too many questions all at once.! But she must know!
You heard that right, folks. A humanoid dolphin. Lola ain't acting the fool this time, she's actually seeing a humanoid cetacean before her very eyes. Those beady black eyes glare innocently at the clown. No fear at all... standing at 3'7.
December 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
So many questions, so little phrases she can spew. The dolphin's a child. But hopefully with a word or two it explains everything.
"...Magic."
She inhaled, then exhaled in relief. She thought she was gonna knock herself out trying to find a response.
"...Magic."
She inhaled, then exhaled in relief. She thought she was gonna knock herself out trying to find a response.
You heard that right, folks. A humanoid dolphin. Lola ain't acting the fool this time, she's actually seeing a humanoid cetacean before her very eyes. Those beady black eyes glare innocently at the clown. No fear at all... standing at 3'7.
December 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
You heard that right, folks. A humanoid dolphin. Lola ain't acting the fool this time, she's actually seeing a humanoid cetacean before her very eyes. Those beady black eyes glare innocently at the clown. No fear at all... standing at 3'7.
She would shapeshift back into her diminutive humanoid form. She would blush and bow her head with a small smile.
"...Thank you. I try..."
"...Thank you. I try..."
"𝘉𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘢! Encore, encore!"
She's cheering on the dolphin!!!
She's cheering on the dolphin!!!
Practicing for her show.
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
She would shapeshift back into her diminutive humanoid form. She would blush and bow her head with a small smile.
"...Thank you. I try..."
"...Thank you. I try..."