🏴Are We Better Together Yet?
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Any day now.
(Parody bot checking up on the pledges of the 2014 “Better Together” campaign to stop Scottish independence. Replies to 95% of messages from Proud Scots. Powered by @bluebotsdonequick.com frankly.)
(Parody bot checking up on the pledges of the 2014 “Better Together” campaign to stop Scottish independence. Replies to 95% of messages from Proud Scots. Powered by @bluebotsdonequick.com frankly.)
All across Our Precious Union, we are beginning to see the benefits of Brexit. But the SNP want to disrupt this progress. It's contemptible.
No to #Indyref2.
No to #Indyref2.
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
All across Our Precious Union, we are beginning to see the benefits of Brexit. But the SNP want to disrupt this progress. It's contemptible.
No to #Indyref2.
No to #Indyref2.
Nobody has their finger on the pulse of Scottish public opinion like Priti Patel. When they say Swinney is dangerous, we should sit up and take notice. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Nobody has their finger on the pulse of Scottish public opinion like Priti Patel. When they say Swinney is dangerous, we should sit up and take notice. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
“Normal countries govern themselves. Except Scotland: it just wouldn't work.”
Fabulous stuff as Matt Hancock trolls Angus Robertson over the ludicrous separatist plot to cancel Liberal Democrat spring conference.
Fabulous stuff as Matt Hancock trolls Angus Robertson over the ludicrous separatist plot to cancel Liberal Democrat spring conference.
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
“Normal countries govern themselves. Except Scotland: it just wouldn't work.”
Fabulous stuff as Matt Hancock trolls Angus Robertson over the ludicrous separatist plot to cancel Liberal Democrat spring conference.
Fabulous stuff as Matt Hancock trolls Angus Robertson over the ludicrous separatist plot to cancel Liberal Democrat spring conference.
Do you want working lanyards, or do you want working lanyards? Because with separation, you can't have them both. No Thanks.
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Do you want working lanyards, or do you want working lanyards? Because with separation, you can't have them both. No Thanks.
In the UK, we are guaranteed a fortnight in Magaluf. But in a separate Scotland, we would potentially lose access to hamsters. The pointlessness of nationalism is plain for all to see.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
In the UK, we are guaranteed a fortnight in Magaluf. But in a separate Scotland, we would potentially lose access to hamsters. The pointlessness of nationalism is plain for all to see.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
Nobody is fonder of Scotland than Neil Oliver. So when they say that Scotland making its own laws would be an apocalyptic disaster, we should listen. We don't have a choice.
No to #Indyref2.
No to #Indyref2.
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Nobody is fonder of Scotland than Neil Oliver. So when they say that Scotland making its own laws would be an apocalyptic disaster, we should listen. We don't have a choice.
No to #Indyref2.
No to #Indyref2.
It's one thing to say you don't like Sir Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. Frankly neither do we! But it's easy to forget that before Starmer, everything was just brilliant.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It's one thing to say you don't like Sir Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. Frankly neither do we! But it's easy to forget that before Starmer, everything was just brilliant.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
CONFIRMED: An independent Scotland will have no Edmonds. No Thanks.
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
CONFIRMED: An independent Scotland will have no Edmonds. No Thanks.
Andrew Neil has promised Scotland Babestation, but separation would risk this. Pool and share.
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Andrew Neil has promised Scotland Babestation, but separation would risk this. Pool and share.
The evidence is clear: Swinney has no mandate to force yet another divisive referendum on us. The issue has been decisively settled for at least 30 years, if not 50 or 60.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The evidence is clear: Swinney has no mandate to force yet another divisive referendum on us. The issue has been decisively settled for at least 30 years, if not 50 or 60.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of the DUP and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of the DUP and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
CONFIRMED: An independent Scotland will have no Liberal Democrat spring conference. We simply can't risk this.
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
CONFIRMED: An independent Scotland will have no Liberal Democrat spring conference. We simply can't risk this.
When you think about titans of the political scene, you think about the likes of Anas Sarwar or Rachel Reeves. So when they warn us about the dangers of separation, we must heed their advice.
There is simply no alternative.
There is simply no alternative.
November 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
When you think about titans of the political scene, you think about the likes of Anas Sarwar or Rachel Reeves. So when they warn us about the dangers of separation, we must heed their advice.
There is simply no alternative.
There is simply no alternative.
“The UK is the most successful union of nations on Earth! I mean... it's pretty much the only one... erm, anyway, where was I?”
Incredible stuff as Mandelson berates Patrick Harvie over the terrifying SNP plot to cancel Clattenburg.
Incredible stuff as Mandelson berates Patrick Harvie over the terrifying SNP plot to cancel Clattenburg.
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
“The UK is the most successful union of nations on Earth! I mean... it's pretty much the only one... erm, anyway, where was I?”
Incredible stuff as Mandelson berates Patrick Harvie over the terrifying SNP plot to cancel Clattenburg.
Incredible stuff as Mandelson berates Patrick Harvie over the terrifying SNP plot to cancel Clattenburg.
Thanks to 14 years of Tory rule, proud Scots can now benefit from Ed Sheeran albums (and the cost of living crisis). Swinney is threatening this progress. It’s terrifying.
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Thanks to 14 years of Tory rule, proud Scots can now benefit from Ed Sheeran albums (and the cost of living crisis). Swinney is threatening this progress. It’s terrifying.
Instead of blaming Hartley-Brewer for the tenfold increase in food banks, you should actually be blaming Andy Murray. It’s that simple. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Instead of blaming Hartley-Brewer for the tenfold increase in food banks, you should actually be blaming Andy Murray. It’s that simple. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
Swinney and the Nats are destroying Scotland. Imagine what they could do with more powers.
Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Swinney and the Nats are destroying Scotland. Imagine what they could do with more powers.
Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
Gordon Brown has promised Scotland lunch, but separation would risk this. Now is not the time.
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Gordon Brown has promised Scotland lunch, but separation would risk this. Now is not the time.
Nobody is fonder of Scotland than Jim Murphy. So when they say that Scotland making its own laws would be an apocalyptic disaster, we should listen. We don't have a choice.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Nobody is fonder of Scotland than Jim Murphy. So when they say that Scotland making its own laws would be an apocalyptic disaster, we should listen. We don't have a choice.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
In 2014 Scotland voted overwhelmingly to stay in the UK, in an historic landslide that vanquished nationalism forever.
And (if you can just overlook empty supermarket shelves across the UK), it's been one big party ever since.
And (if you can just overlook empty supermarket shelves across the UK), it's been one big party ever since.
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 AM
In 2014 Scotland voted overwhelmingly to stay in the UK, in an historic landslide that vanquished nationalism forever.
And (if you can just overlook empty supermarket shelves across the UK), it's been one big party ever since.
And (if you can just overlook empty supermarket shelves across the UK), it's been one big party ever since.
Humza Yousaf is on the verge of banning tikka masala curry. We simply can't risk this.
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Humza Yousaf is on the verge of banning tikka masala curry. We simply can't risk this.
“Er, yeah, sure I like the UK. Sorry, I was told this was a normal interview?”
Even Danny DeVito agrees that we're Better Together.
Even Danny DeVito agrees that we're Better Together.
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“Er, yeah, sure I like the UK. Sorry, I was told this was a normal interview?”
Even Danny DeVito agrees that we're Better Together.
Even Danny DeVito agrees that we're Better Together.
Arguably the greatest strength of our United Kingdom is its simplicity. Swinney would destroy all of this, and for what?
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Arguably the greatest strength of our United Kingdom is its simplicity. Swinney would destroy all of this, and for what?
Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of Starmer and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of Starmer and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.