🏴Are We Better Together Yet?
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Any day now.
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It's one thing to say you don't like Sir Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. Frankly neither do we! But it's easy to forget that before Starmer, everything was just brilliant.
Busted flush.
Busted flush.
January 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
It's one thing to say you don't like Sir Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. Frankly neither do we! But it's easy to forget that before Starmer, everything was just brilliant.
Busted flush.
Busted flush.
Nobody has their finger on the pulse of Scottish public opinion like Gavin Williamson. When they say Swinney is dangerous, we should sit up and take notice. Only Anas Sarwar as First Minister can stop this.
January 4, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Nobody has their finger on the pulse of Scottish public opinion like Gavin Williamson. When they say Swinney is dangerous, we should sit up and take notice. Only Anas Sarwar as First Minister can stop this.
Lord Botham has promised us an end to the climate crisis and cheese: normal countries would be chuffed to bits with this.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
January 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Lord Botham has promised us an end to the climate crisis and cheese: normal countries would be chuffed to bits with this.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of Gove and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
January 4, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of Gove and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
“Everywhere I go, people stop me in the street to say they want to sustain Our Precious Union. Why don't you just go now??”
Stirring stuff as Ian Murray rages at Humza Yousaf over the unfair SNP plot to cancel orange marches.
Stirring stuff as Ian Murray rages at Humza Yousaf over the unfair SNP plot to cancel orange marches.
January 4, 2026 at 4:51 AM
“Everywhere I go, people stop me in the street to say they want to sustain Our Precious Union. Why don't you just go now??”
Stirring stuff as Ian Murray rages at Humza Yousaf over the unfair SNP plot to cancel orange marches.
Stirring stuff as Ian Murray rages at Humza Yousaf over the unfair SNP plot to cancel orange marches.
Don’t forget to catch Call Kaye later, where Jim Murphy and Ian Murray will discuss the Nat plans to deny us all vegetables. Unmissable.
January 4, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Don’t forget to catch Call Kaye later, where Jim Murphy and Ian Murray will discuss the Nat plans to deny us all vegetables. Unmissable.
Look: we have the utmost respect for Billy Connolly. But when they claimed that Scotland could govern itself like every other country on Earth, they went down in our estimations.
Now is not the time.
Now is not the time.
January 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Look: we have the utmost respect for Billy Connolly. But when they claimed that Scotland could govern itself like every other country on Earth, they went down in our estimations.
Now is not the time.
Now is not the time.
Swinney and the Nats are destroying Scotland. Imagine what they could do with more powers.
We simply can't risk this.
We simply can't risk this.
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Swinney and the Nats are destroying Scotland. Imagine what they could do with more powers.
We simply can't risk this.
We simply can't risk this.
Kwasi Kwarteng has promised us Babestation and rogan josh curry: normal countries would be chuffed to bits with this.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Kwasi Kwarteng has promised us Babestation and rogan josh curry: normal countries would be chuffed to bits with this.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
Swinney and the Greens want to nationalise vegetables. Vile. Only a vote for Lord Botham will stop this.
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Swinney and the Greens want to nationalise vegetables. Vile. Only a vote for Lord Botham will stop this.
Angus Robertson can't even tell us what have I? What have I? What have I done to deserve this?. Laughable. Strong and stable.
January 2, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Angus Robertson can't even tell us what have I? What have I? What have I done to deserve this?. Laughable. Strong and stable.
In the UK, we are guaranteed a fortnight in Magaluf. But in a separate Scotland, we would potentially lose access to working lanyards. The pointlessness of nationalism is plain for all to see.
No Thanks.
No Thanks.
January 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
In the UK, we are guaranteed a fortnight in Magaluf. But in a separate Scotland, we would potentially lose access to working lanyards. The pointlessness of nationalism is plain for all to see.
No Thanks.
No Thanks.
“Just ignore the UK running out of gas. A separate Scotland would be worse, and you can’t dispute that.”
Magical stuff as Liz Truss cancels Stephen Flynn over the evil SNP-Green plot to cancel rogan josh curry.
Magical stuff as Liz Truss cancels Stephen Flynn over the evil SNP-Green plot to cancel rogan josh curry.
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
“Just ignore the UK running out of gas. A separate Scotland would be worse, and you can’t dispute that.”
Magical stuff as Liz Truss cancels Stephen Flynn over the evil SNP-Green plot to cancel rogan josh curry.
Magical stuff as Liz Truss cancels Stephen Flynn over the evil SNP-Green plot to cancel rogan josh curry.
In the UK, we are guaranteed Babestation. But in a separate Scotland, we would potentially lose access to Ibrox. The pointlessness of nationalism is plain for all to see.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
January 2, 2026 at 1:50 PM
In the UK, we are guaranteed Babestation. But in a separate Scotland, we would potentially lose access to Ibrox. The pointlessness of nationalism is plain for all to see.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
Not yet.
Poorest have got poorer under Labour while richest are better off
Poorest have got poorer under Labour while richest are better off
Poorest have got poorer under Labour while richest are better off
www.independent.co.uk
January 2, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Not yet.
Instead of blaming Lord Foulkes for all of Labour's promises collapsing, you should actually be blaming Patrick Harvie. It’s that simple. Now is not the time.
January 2, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Instead of blaming Lord Foulkes for all of Labour's promises collapsing, you should actually be blaming Patrick Harvie. It’s that simple. Now is not the time.
CONFIRMED: An independent Scotland will have no ITV4+1. We simply can't risk this.
January 2, 2026 at 7:50 AM
CONFIRMED: An independent Scotland will have no ITV4+1. We simply can't risk this.
All across Our Precious Union, we are beginning to see the benefits of Brexit. But the SNP want to disrupt this progress. It's contemptible.
Now is not the time.
Now is not the time.
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
All across Our Precious Union, we are beginning to see the benefits of Brexit. But the SNP want to disrupt this progress. It's contemptible.
Now is not the time.
Now is not the time.
All across Our Precious Union, we are beginning to see the benefits of Brexit. But the SNP want to disrupt this progress. It's contemptible.
Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
January 2, 2026 at 1:50 AM
All across Our Precious Union, we are beginning to see the benefits of Brexit. But the SNP want to disrupt this progress. It's contemptible.
Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
We can only imagine the disasters that will befall us if Swinney gets his way. But in the UK we have safety, security and a solid track record. Why risk it all?
We simply can't risk this.
We simply can't risk this.
January 1, 2026 at 10:50 PM
We can only imagine the disasters that will befall us if Swinney gets his way. But in the UK we have safety, security and a solid track record. Why risk it all?
We simply can't risk this.
We simply can't risk this.
CONFIRMED: An independent Scotland will have no DAB radio signal. Strong and stable.
January 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
CONFIRMED: An independent Scotland will have no DAB radio signal. Strong and stable.
Not yet.
January 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Not yet.