🏴Are We Better Together Yet?
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Any day now.
(Parody bot checking up on the pledges of the 2014 “Better Together” campaign to stop Scottish independence. Replies to 95% of messages from Proud Scots. Powered by @bluebotsdonequick.com frankly.)
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The evidence is clear: Swinney has no mandate to force yet another divisive referendum on us. The issue has been decisively settled for at least 30 years, if not 50 or 60.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The evidence is clear: Swinney has no mandate to force yet another divisive referendum on us. The issue has been decisively settled for at least 30 years, if not 50 or 60.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of the DUP and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of the DUP and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
CONFIRMED: An independent Scotland will have no Liberal Democrat spring conference. We simply can't risk this.
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
CONFIRMED: An independent Scotland will have no Liberal Democrat spring conference. We simply can't risk this.
Not yet.
Peter Mandelson has been caught urinating in the middle of a street after a trove of emails detailing the extent of his friendship with convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein were published
Peter Mandelson caught urinating on street after new Epstein files released
www.thenational.scot
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Not yet.
When you think about titans of the political scene, you think about the likes of Anas Sarwar or Rachel Reeves. So when they warn us about the dangers of separation, we must heed their advice.
There is simply no alternative.
There is simply no alternative.
November 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
When you think about titans of the political scene, you think about the likes of Anas Sarwar or Rachel Reeves. So when they warn us about the dangers of separation, we must heed their advice.
There is simply no alternative.
There is simply no alternative.
“The UK is the most successful union of nations on Earth! I mean... it's pretty much the only one... erm, anyway, where was I?”
Incredible stuff as Mandelson berates Patrick Harvie over the terrifying SNP plot to cancel Clattenburg.
Incredible stuff as Mandelson berates Patrick Harvie over the terrifying SNP plot to cancel Clattenburg.
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
“The UK is the most successful union of nations on Earth! I mean... it's pretty much the only one... erm, anyway, where was I?”
Incredible stuff as Mandelson berates Patrick Harvie over the terrifying SNP plot to cancel Clattenburg.
Incredible stuff as Mandelson berates Patrick Harvie over the terrifying SNP plot to cancel Clattenburg.
Thanks to 14 years of Tory rule, proud Scots can now benefit from Ed Sheeran albums (and the cost of living crisis). Swinney is threatening this progress. It’s terrifying.
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Thanks to 14 years of Tory rule, proud Scots can now benefit from Ed Sheeran albums (and the cost of living crisis). Swinney is threatening this progress. It’s terrifying.
Instead of blaming Hartley-Brewer for the tenfold increase in food banks, you should actually be blaming Andy Murray. It’s that simple. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Instead of blaming Hartley-Brewer for the tenfold increase in food banks, you should actually be blaming Andy Murray. It’s that simple. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
Swinney and the Nats are destroying Scotland. Imagine what they could do with more powers.
Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Swinney and the Nats are destroying Scotland. Imagine what they could do with more powers.
Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
Gordon Brown has promised Scotland lunch, but separation would risk this. Now is not the time.
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Gordon Brown has promised Scotland lunch, but separation would risk this. Now is not the time.
Nobody is fonder of Scotland than Jim Murphy. So when they say that Scotland making its own laws would be an apocalyptic disaster, we should listen. We don't have a choice.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Nobody is fonder of Scotland than Jim Murphy. So when they say that Scotland making its own laws would be an apocalyptic disaster, we should listen. We don't have a choice.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
Not yet.
Health Secretary Wes Streeting says that the British Medical Association, which represents Britain's doctors, is a threat to the NHS. Streeting took a record £225k from private healthcare-related donors in just two years.
British Medical Association ‘threat to future of NHS’, says Streeting ahead of doctors’ strike
Health secretary accuses doctors’ union of ‘cartel-like behaviour’ and tells it to ‘get real’ over pay demands
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Not yet.
In 2014 Scotland voted overwhelmingly to stay in the UK, in an historic landslide that vanquished nationalism forever.
And (if you can just overlook empty supermarket shelves across the UK), it's been one big party ever since.
And (if you can just overlook empty supermarket shelves across the UK), it's been one big party ever since.
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 AM
In 2014 Scotland voted overwhelmingly to stay in the UK, in an historic landslide that vanquished nationalism forever.
And (if you can just overlook empty supermarket shelves across the UK), it's been one big party ever since.
And (if you can just overlook empty supermarket shelves across the UK), it's been one big party ever since.
Humza Yousaf is on the verge of banning tikka masala curry. We simply can't risk this.
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Humza Yousaf is on the verge of banning tikka masala curry. We simply can't risk this.
“Er, yeah, sure I like the UK. Sorry, I was told this was a normal interview?”
Even Danny DeVito agrees that we're Better Together.
Even Danny DeVito agrees that we're Better Together.
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“Er, yeah, sure I like the UK. Sorry, I was told this was a normal interview?”
Even Danny DeVito agrees that we're Better Together.
Even Danny DeVito agrees that we're Better Together.
Arguably the greatest strength of our United Kingdom is its simplicity. Swinney would destroy all of this, and for what?
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Arguably the greatest strength of our United Kingdom is its simplicity. Swinney would destroy all of this, and for what?
Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of Starmer and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of Starmer and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
Swinney and the Greens want to nationalise Clattenburg. Vile. Only a vote for Lord Botham will stop this.
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Swinney and the Greens want to nationalise Clattenburg. Vile. Only a vote for Lord Botham will stop this.
Instead of blaming Ian Murray for the UK running out of petrol, you should actually be blaming Patrick Harvie. It’s that simple. Broad shoulders.
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Instead of blaming Ian Murray for the UK running out of petrol, you should actually be blaming Patrick Harvie. It’s that simple. Broad shoulders.
It's one thing to say you don't like Sir Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. Frankly neither do we! But it's easy to forget that before Starmer, everything was just brilliant.
No to #Indyref2.
No to #Indyref2.
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
It's one thing to say you don't like Sir Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. Frankly neither do we! But it's easy to forget that before Starmer, everything was just brilliant.
No to #Indyref2.
No to #Indyref2.
“From Johnstone to Jarrow, and right across Wales, everybody knows that we're Better Together! Everyone except Swinney, that is...”
Brilliant stuff as David Coburn takes down the SNP over the sneaky Nat plot to cancel orange marches.
Brilliant stuff as David Coburn takes down the SNP over the sneaky Nat plot to cancel orange marches.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
“From Johnstone to Jarrow, and right across Wales, everybody knows that we're Better Together! Everyone except Swinney, that is...”
Brilliant stuff as David Coburn takes down the SNP over the sneaky Nat plot to cancel orange marches.
Brilliant stuff as David Coburn takes down the SNP over the sneaky Nat plot to cancel orange marches.
Think Brexit is bad? Gordon Brown has confirmed that #ScottishIndependence will lead to a complete lack of dogs. Only Anas Sarwar as First Minister can stop this.
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Think Brexit is bad? Gordon Brown has confirmed that #ScottishIndependence will lead to a complete lack of dogs. Only Anas Sarwar as First Minister can stop this.
CONFIRMED: An independent Scotland will have no Edmonds. We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
CONFIRMED: An independent Scotland will have no Edmonds. We have to stop this: time is of the essence.