Wombat For Hire
@bosonicvinegar.bsky.social
🛠️ Name's Emmet. Your friendly neighborhood repair wombat!
🖥️ Software maker
👽 Weird fiction writer
⚛️ Science liker
🎨 Art by others!
He/him, >40. No RP. 🔞
PFP @artdexo2000.bsky.social
Banner @skidarstudios.bsky.social
🖥️ Software maker
👽 Weird fiction writer
⚛️ Science liker
🎨 Art by others!
He/him, >40. No RP. 🔞
PFP @artdexo2000.bsky.social
Banner @skidarstudios.bsky.social
I warned you about it.
I warned you that Emmet is... sometimes holding a mysterious box, offering it to you. What's going to happen when you touch it?
You want to get paid, don't you? You signed up to be a test subject, which means you signed up to be useful.
...
Artwork by @awkn.bsky.social!
I warned you that Emmet is... sometimes holding a mysterious box, offering it to you. What's going to happen when you touch it?
You want to get paid, don't you? You signed up to be a test subject, which means you signed up to be useful.
...
Artwork by @awkn.bsky.social!
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I warned you about it.
I warned you that Emmet is... sometimes holding a mysterious box, offering it to you. What's going to happen when you touch it?
You want to get paid, don't you? You signed up to be a test subject, which means you signed up to be useful.
...
Artwork by @awkn.bsky.social!
I warned you that Emmet is... sometimes holding a mysterious box, offering it to you. What's going to happen when you touch it?
You want to get paid, don't you? You signed up to be a test subject, which means you signed up to be useful.
...
Artwork by @awkn.bsky.social!
Zoom.
Enhance.
Enhance.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Zoom.
Enhance.
Enhance.
Sure, Faergi CAN do the whole stereotypical shaman shtick where he's spooky and strange and full of ominous portents, but that's not really his "deal", you know? He's a regular guy underneath that getup.
Ref sheet by @alovelydog.bsky.social!
Ref sheet by @alovelydog.bsky.social!
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Sure, Faergi CAN do the whole stereotypical shaman shtick where he's spooky and strange and full of ominous portents, but that's not really his "deal", you know? He's a regular guy underneath that getup.
Ref sheet by @alovelydog.bsky.social!
Ref sheet by @alovelydog.bsky.social!
Some of you really need to get your numbers up.
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Some of you really need to get your numbers up.
Jeremy’s first day at his new job was spent touring the construction site, being introduced to the members of the crew and coming to terms with ill-fitting headgear.
Chuck’s confident that will get sorted out. They got plenty-a hard hats.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
Chuck’s confident that will get sorted out. They got plenty-a hard hats.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Jeremy’s first day at his new job was spent touring the construction site, being introduced to the members of the crew and coming to terms with ill-fitting headgear.
Chuck’s confident that will get sorted out. They got plenty-a hard hats.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
Chuck’s confident that will get sorted out. They got plenty-a hard hats.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
Gift sketches of Maurice and Emmet by @hermux.bsky.social!
I wonder if Emmet uses Maurice as a test subject as a way of knocking him down a peg. That ram's got a head full of hair AND horns! Meanwhile you can see tumbleweeds blowing across Emmet's bald noggin.
I wonder if Emmet uses Maurice as a test subject as a way of knocking him down a peg. That ram's got a head full of hair AND horns! Meanwhile you can see tumbleweeds blowing across Emmet's bald noggin.
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Gift sketches of Maurice and Emmet by @hermux.bsky.social!
I wonder if Emmet uses Maurice as a test subject as a way of knocking him down a peg. That ram's got a head full of hair AND horns! Meanwhile you can see tumbleweeds blowing across Emmet's bald noggin.
I wonder if Emmet uses Maurice as a test subject as a way of knocking him down a peg. That ram's got a head full of hair AND horns! Meanwhile you can see tumbleweeds blowing across Emmet's bald noggin.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
He and the wooly rhino are named something like Moli and Miri.
I might even put them on the same ref sheet.
I might even put them on the same ref sheet.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
He and the wooly rhino are named something like Moli and Miri.
I might even put them on the same ref sheet.
I might even put them on the same ref sheet.
Henry (my ankylosaur) also has a mount: his patient lambeosaurus steed Tildy.
Cricket got his own ref sheet because Henry loses Tildy early in his story (by being shunted to another dimension entirely, where he rides a motorcycle instead). Cricket sticks around.
Same artist.
Cricket got his own ref sheet because Henry loses Tildy early in his story (by being shunted to another dimension entirely, where he rides a motorcycle instead). Cricket sticks around.
Same artist.
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Henry (my ankylosaur) also has a mount: his patient lambeosaurus steed Tildy.
Cricket got his own ref sheet because Henry loses Tildy early in his story (by being shunted to another dimension entirely, where he rides a motorcycle instead). Cricket sticks around.
Same artist.
Cricket got his own ref sheet because Henry loses Tildy early in his story (by being shunted to another dimension entirely, where he rides a motorcycle instead). Cricket sticks around.
Same artist.
You know, I've always felt that tardigrades are basically spider wombats (in a non-phylogenetic sense)
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You know, I've always felt that tardigrades are basically spider wombats (in a non-phylogenetic sense)
I'm partial to octopuses myself, when it comes to walking on many legs.
🎨 by @\bleydhdu.bsky.social
🎨 by @\bleydhdu.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I'm partial to octopuses myself, when it comes to walking on many legs.
🎨 by @\bleydhdu.bsky.social
🎨 by @\bleydhdu.bsky.social
I take the eldritch Pikachus you emit very seriously.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I take the eldritch Pikachus you emit very seriously.
And meanwhile you can meet Maurice, Emmet's *other* favorite customer.
In his case it's because he does NOT know what he wants and is willing to have his needs explained to him. The poor gullible guy doesn't even realize he's slowly turning into a badger.
Ref sheet by @fantinestudio.bsky.social!
In his case it's because he does NOT know what he wants and is willing to have his needs explained to him. The poor gullible guy doesn't even realize he's slowly turning into a badger.
Ref sheet by @fantinestudio.bsky.social!
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
And meanwhile you can meet Maurice, Emmet's *other* favorite customer.
In his case it's because he does NOT know what he wants and is willing to have his needs explained to him. The poor gullible guy doesn't even realize he's slowly turning into a badger.
Ref sheet by @fantinestudio.bsky.social!
In his case it's because he does NOT know what he wants and is willing to have his needs explained to him. The poor gullible guy doesn't even realize he's slowly turning into a badger.
Ref sheet by @fantinestudio.bsky.social!
She has an unusual number of passports and her address is an abandoned warehouse down by the marshes.
But when you're given a briefcase with *that much cash* in it, you build whatever she says. Just don't ask what the scuba gear and detonator are for.
Valerie ref sheet by @horned-hut.bsky.social!
But when you're given a briefcase with *that much cash* in it, you build whatever she says. Just don't ask what the scuba gear and detonator are for.
Valerie ref sheet by @horned-hut.bsky.social!
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
She has an unusual number of passports and her address is an abandoned warehouse down by the marshes.
But when you're given a briefcase with *that much cash* in it, you build whatever she says. Just don't ask what the scuba gear and detonator are for.
Valerie ref sheet by @horned-hut.bsky.social!
But when you're given a briefcase with *that much cash* in it, you build whatever she says. Just don't ask what the scuba gear and detonator are for.
Valerie ref sheet by @horned-hut.bsky.social!
Would you believe Theia is Mina's sister?
You will.
You will.
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Would you believe Theia is Mina's sister?
You will.
You will.
Unlike some people we won't mention, Chuck builds *real* things: schools and hospitals and apartment buildings. Those things can't fall down because he was careless or inattentive.
No one thanks him for it. But that's just how things go.
🎨 by @krysiilys.bsky.social
No one thanks him for it. But that's just how things go.
🎨 by @krysiilys.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Unlike some people we won't mention, Chuck builds *real* things: schools and hospitals and apartment buildings. Those things can't fall down because he was careless or inattentive.
No one thanks him for it. But that's just how things go.
🎨 by @krysiilys.bsky.social
No one thanks him for it. But that's just how things go.
🎨 by @krysiilys.bsky.social
Some types of people... it's better to just let them think they're in charge and go on with your day.
Alexander doesn't actually want to take *responsibility* for what happens on this vessel. Just tell him he's a very good and fierce pirate and stay clear of him.
Artwork by BigSquig on FA
Alexander doesn't actually want to take *responsibility* for what happens on this vessel. Just tell him he's a very good and fierce pirate and stay clear of him.
Artwork by BigSquig on FA
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Some types of people... it's better to just let them think they're in charge and go on with your day.
Alexander doesn't actually want to take *responsibility* for what happens on this vessel. Just tell him he's a very good and fierce pirate and stay clear of him.
Artwork by BigSquig on FA
Alexander doesn't actually want to take *responsibility* for what happens on this vessel. Just tell him he's a very good and fierce pirate and stay clear of him.
Artwork by BigSquig on FA
I've been meaning to.
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I've been meaning to.
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Computer, can I get a printout of Emmet smiling?
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Computer, can I get a printout of Emmet smiling?
You know, something tells me that Zeke is not quite the outdoorsman he makes himself out to be.
Going camping with his partner without appropriate gear during the wet season, getting soaked, thus being forced to head back to the cabin to warm up?
Just crazy.
Artwork by @artofjonas.bsky.social!
Going camping with his partner without appropriate gear during the wet season, getting soaked, thus being forced to head back to the cabin to warm up?
Just crazy.
Artwork by @artofjonas.bsky.social!
November 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You know, something tells me that Zeke is not quite the outdoorsman he makes himself out to be.
Going camping with his partner without appropriate gear during the wet season, getting soaked, thus being forced to head back to the cabin to warm up?
Just crazy.
Artwork by @artofjonas.bsky.social!
Going camping with his partner without appropriate gear during the wet season, getting soaked, thus being forced to head back to the cabin to warm up?
Just crazy.
Artwork by @artofjonas.bsky.social!
Spin your wheels, then spin my wheel...
...of pirates!
...of pirates!
November 5, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Spin your wheels, then spin my wheel...
...of pirates!
...of pirates!
"When I stroke the mustache thusly, do I not appear more... intellectual?"
Sure you do, ferret. Now PLEASE get back to work.
Sketch of 'stached-up Sully by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social!
Sure you do, ferret. Now PLEASE get back to work.
Sketch of 'stached-up Sully by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social!
November 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"When I stroke the mustache thusly, do I not appear more... intellectual?"
Sure you do, ferret. Now PLEASE get back to work.
Sketch of 'stached-up Sully by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social!
Sure you do, ferret. Now PLEASE get back to work.
Sketch of 'stached-up Sully by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social!
I hope you'll be ready to see five different character ref sheets. Because you don't have a choice in the matter.
I mean, unless you block or mute me, but you... surely wouldn't do that.
I mean, unless you block or mute me, but you... surely wouldn't do that.
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I hope you'll be ready to see five different character ref sheets. Because you don't have a choice in the matter.
I mean, unless you block or mute me, but you... surely wouldn't do that.
I mean, unless you block or mute me, but you... surely wouldn't do that.