Wombat For Hire
@bosonicvinegar.bsky.social
🛠️ Name's Emmet. Your friendly neighborhood repair wombat!
🖥️ Software maker
👽 Weird fiction writer
⚛️ Science liker
🎨 Art by others!
He/him, >40. No RP. 🔞
PFP @artdexo2000.bsky.social
Banner @skidarstudios.bsky.social
🖥️ Software maker
👽 Weird fiction writer
⚛️ Science liker
🎨 Art by others!
He/him, >40. No RP. 🔞
PFP @artdexo2000.bsky.social
Banner @skidarstudios.bsky.social
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Since I've received some new followers, some introductions may be in order.
Hello. I'm Emmet. I'm a wombat. I'll fix your broken gadgets for a reasonable price. I may or may not use the proceeds from said repairs to fund my research into chrononautics. If you need help, ask the ferret.
Hello. I'm Emmet. I'm a wombat. I'll fix your broken gadgets for a reasonable price. I may or may not use the proceeds from said repairs to fund my research into chrononautics. If you need help, ask the ferret.
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This is what happens when you won't shut up about CRTs
(Thanks for the sketch, @tylerfoxxe.bsky.social )
(Thanks for the sketch, @tylerfoxxe.bsky.social )
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This is what happens when you won't shut up about CRTs
(Thanks for the sketch, @tylerfoxxe.bsky.social )
(Thanks for the sketch, @tylerfoxxe.bsky.social )
Sure, Faergi CAN do the whole stereotypical shaman shtick where he's spooky and strange and full of ominous portents, but that's not really his "deal", you know? He's a regular guy underneath that getup.
Ref sheet by @alovelydog.bsky.social!
Ref sheet by @alovelydog.bsky.social!
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Sure, Faergi CAN do the whole stereotypical shaman shtick where he's spooky and strange and full of ominous portents, but that's not really his "deal", you know? He's a regular guy underneath that getup.
Ref sheet by @alovelydog.bsky.social!
Ref sheet by @alovelydog.bsky.social!
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I'm ngl, it's hard to let this one go, but I'm in a spot right now 😭
Asking $60 for them, just DM to claim!
Asking $60 for them, just DM to claim!
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I'm ngl, it's hard to let this one go, but I'm in a spot right now 😭
Asking $60 for them, just DM to claim!
Asking $60 for them, just DM to claim!
While a choir of castrated horses sings Jingle Gelds
A female horse will wish you a mare-y Christmas but a donkey will say happy holi-brays
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
While a choir of castrated horses sings Jingle Gelds
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Aardwolves are so underrated! WE NEED MORE!
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Aardwolves are so underrated! WE NEED MORE!
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That's not to say things have been bad post-famine. Far from it in many ways, even if there were hard times. The gang persists too, always watching out for each other. Like Sakara here, offering parenting tips to a nervous soon-to-be Kuva-fah
A lovely piece courtesy of @skippylynn.bsky.social
A lovely piece courtesy of @skippylynn.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
That's not to say things have been bad post-famine. Far from it in many ways, even if there were hard times. The gang persists too, always watching out for each other. Like Sakara here, offering parenting tips to a nervous soon-to-be Kuva-fah
A lovely piece courtesy of @skippylynn.bsky.social
A lovely piece courtesy of @skippylynn.bsky.social
I could have gone for glasses frames that had a distinctly “Emmet-ish” look, but I thought… do I want to commit to that? So I made a more conservative choice.
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I could have gone for glasses frames that had a distinctly “Emmet-ish” look, but I thought… do I want to commit to that? So I made a more conservative choice.
"It's a *shirt*, Guillermo. People wear them, it's not the end of the world."
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"It's a *shirt*, Guillermo. People wear them, it's not the end of the world."
Something's wrong here.
This is not the purpose of a wombat.
This is not the purpose of a wombat.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Something's wrong here.
This is not the purpose of a wombat.
This is not the purpose of a wombat.
That reminds me (again) to get a haircut.
-Now! The assignments for the weekend will be....finding a consistent way to stop drooling over me during the classes!🐹🧑🏫
Another gift I made for @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social featuring his guy Emmet at last reaching the ultimate beauty state for a man: being chubby and wearing an argyle sweater u///u
Another gift I made for @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social featuring his guy Emmet at last reaching the ultimate beauty state for a man: being chubby and wearing an argyle sweater u///u
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
That reminds me (again) to get a haircut.
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Jeremy’s first day at his new job was spent touring the construction site, being introduced to the members of the crew and coming to terms with ill-fitting headgear.
Chuck’s confident that will get sorted out. They got plenty-a hard hats.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
Chuck’s confident that will get sorted out. They got plenty-a hard hats.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Jeremy’s first day at his new job was spent touring the construction site, being introduced to the members of the crew and coming to terms with ill-fitting headgear.
Chuck’s confident that will get sorted out. They got plenty-a hard hats.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
Chuck’s confident that will get sorted out. They got plenty-a hard hats.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
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Love this Rhamphorhynchus specimen held in the Natural History Museum Karlsruhe. It's like seeing a pterosaur in flight, stuck in time.
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Love this Rhamphorhynchus specimen held in the Natural History Museum Karlsruhe. It's like seeing a pterosaur in flight, stuck in time.
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for @/biglionpaws & @gabo-sama.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
for @/biglionpaws & @gabo-sama.bsky.social
Maybe I should consider getting haircuts before I start needing them "desperately"
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Maybe I should consider getting haircuts before I start needing them "desperately"
Some of you really need to get your numbers up.
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Some of you really need to get your numbers up.
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Two types of lions
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Two types of lions
The word “woke” continues to mean absolutely nothing, aside from “stuff we don’t like”
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The word “woke” continues to mean absolutely nothing, aside from “stuff we don’t like”
I’ve worn this hat one day in the rain and it already looks ratty. As in shabby. Not like a Rat Hat, which I don’t own.
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’ve worn this hat one day in the rain and it already looks ratty. As in shabby. Not like a Rat Hat, which I don’t own.
Jeremy’s first day at his new job was spent touring the construction site, being introduced to the members of the crew and coming to terms with ill-fitting headgear.
Chuck’s confident that will get sorted out. They got plenty-a hard hats.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
Chuck’s confident that will get sorted out. They got plenty-a hard hats.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Jeremy’s first day at his new job was spent touring the construction site, being introduced to the members of the crew and coming to terms with ill-fitting headgear.
Chuck’s confident that will get sorted out. They got plenty-a hard hats.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
Chuck’s confident that will get sorted out. They got plenty-a hard hats.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
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I've landed myself in a financial hole, and I'm needing help climbing out, so I've created a GoFundMe.
gofund.me/276ba56de
gofund.me/276ba56de
Donate to Help Baxter Get Back on His Feet, organized by Garry Freeman
Hello, my name is Baxter! I've had a rough couple of years, and I'm now in a … Garry Freeman needs your support for Donate to Help Baxter Get Back on His Feet
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November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I've landed myself in a financial hole, and I'm needing help climbing out, so I've created a GoFundMe.
gofund.me/276ba56de
gofund.me/276ba56de
Gift sketches of Maurice and Emmet by @hermux.bsky.social!
I wonder if Emmet uses Maurice as a test subject as a way of knocking him down a peg. That ram's got a head full of hair AND horns! Meanwhile you can see tumbleweeds blowing across Emmet's bald noggin.
I wonder if Emmet uses Maurice as a test subject as a way of knocking him down a peg. That ram's got a head full of hair AND horns! Meanwhile you can see tumbleweeds blowing across Emmet's bald noggin.
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Gift sketches of Maurice and Emmet by @hermux.bsky.social!
I wonder if Emmet uses Maurice as a test subject as a way of knocking him down a peg. That ram's got a head full of hair AND horns! Meanwhile you can see tumbleweeds blowing across Emmet's bald noggin.
I wonder if Emmet uses Maurice as a test subject as a way of knocking him down a peg. That ram's got a head full of hair AND horns! Meanwhile you can see tumbleweeds blowing across Emmet's bald noggin.
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Finally new art! After a long time, l could finish this piece! 🤩
This drawing is based on a furmeet l had some years ago! We went to a bar, hanged out, ate snacks, assisted a magician show, and we had karaoke time! l'm quite enthusiastic about it, and sang a rock song! My furries mates loved it! 😁
This drawing is based on a furmeet l had some years ago! We went to a bar, hanged out, ate snacks, assisted a magician show, and we had karaoke time! l'm quite enthusiastic about it, and sang a rock song! My furries mates loved it! 😁
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Finally new art! After a long time, l could finish this piece! 🤩
This drawing is based on a furmeet l had some years ago! We went to a bar, hanged out, ate snacks, assisted a magician show, and we had karaoke time! l'm quite enthusiastic about it, and sang a rock song! My furries mates loved it! 😁
This drawing is based on a furmeet l had some years ago! We went to a bar, hanged out, ate snacks, assisted a magician show, and we had karaoke time! l'm quite enthusiastic about it, and sang a rock song! My furries mates loved it! 😁
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