My friend’s dad once called to him in another room when the Star Wars crawl played on TV like it was the news “hey, it says here Rebel spaceships striking from a hidden base have won their first victory…”

Recently got ScreenZen to help me limit my doomscrolling time, and im reminded of a similar "problem" I had when I was getting clean--what the hell am I gonna do with all this time now? Who am I?

I have hope for a better future for all of us.
Hang on. 💪

If we ignore the very interesting phrasing here, this is actually really interesting and has me a bit more excited to see the movie

A quarter inch jack? In my Star Wars? It's more likely than you think
#starwars #andor #kitbashing

Reminder that when Uncle Ben said, "With great power comes great responsibility," he had no idea that Peter had crazy spider powers. That's not the great power he was referring to.
#spiderman

A lot of people walk away from Blade Runner wondering if Deckard is a Replicant. I think that the question the movie *wants* you to be asking is, does it matter? Should it?

If two groups of people are exactly the same except in how they were made, is that a difference that should matter?

What do we do? How do we do anything but wallow in hopelessness?

(1/2) Yall ever notice how transphobes usually don't talk about trans men at ALL? It's almost exclusively trans women? Here's my theory, which I probably picked up somewhere at least in part

February: I'm the shortest month.
February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.

Before she blows up with Pavement, I'd just like to say I've been repping Mallrat since Groceries. Welcome!
#mallrat #popmusic

Idea that I happened upon--corporate death penalty. Fuck enough people over and you're legally required to liquidate the company to compensate those that you wronged, intentionally or not

Anyone see anything wrong with this, a way it might be bad?

yesterday I assembled an entire woodshed without even needing to consult the instructions

Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed

Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions

I know this sounds weak, I know it.

But kindness is one of the few things we carry that can make a difference for each other.

We can’t undo all this hate, but we can still make life a little easier for others.

That Captcha felt impossible lol

in the ratio of "amount of time spent learning" to "how impressed people are by it" I think nothing tops the afternoon I spent learning to do cool tricks with my zippo lighter when I was 15