Probably the cutest candles I’ve ever seen, and on clearance, too! 😍🧁🕯️

I’m watching The Illusionist (2006) and you’re trying to tell me this is Crown Prince Leopold and not @bbnomula.bsky.social ?! I’m not buying it.

My brother turned 25 recently. I’ve had this image saved on my computer for 3 years, waiting for this day.

I went to play my audiobook and do some dishes and my phone has apparently designated this as the dish doing time.

I just finished Dungeon Crawler Carl and I’m so glad I didn’t judge this book by its cover like I initially did. I’d never have gotten to meet my new favourite talking cat, Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk. I had planned on another, but I’m going to start the second book immediately instead. 👑 🐱

Cleaning up after a week of illness, i got 4 loads of dishes done, the microwave and air fryer cleaned out and trays scrubbed, the stove washed off and I’m in the process of cleaning out the fridge… i checked my emails and the first thing I read is “your couch misses you” bitch I miss it too?! 😭

Cleaning up after a week of illness, i got 4 loads of dishes done, the microwave and air fryer cleaned out and trays scrubbed, the stove washed off and I’m in the process of cleaning out the fridge… i checked my emails and the first thing I read is “your couch misses you” bitch I miss it too?! 😭

White People Taco Night! 🌮

Like, look how cute! They’re shaped horribly because I did them myself and I’m still new, but otherwise CUTE, RIGHT!?

Ignore the scales, she’s got a condition

5 year old wanted to help out and clean the car since it was so dirty… the only problem is she used the grill scrubber… 🫣

FINALLY! After missing the first release and checking the Crocs website nearly weekly for the last two years like a madwoman, my dedication has paid off… I finally have my hands (feet?) on the SHROCS!

Nobody can say shit to me when I got my Shrocs on. This is MY swamp. I love them so damn much 😭

My sibling group chat used to be called The Sludge Wizards of Shi-Tholë. Current events have inspired a name change. Welcome, Houthis Sludge Group. We are small, and also incompetent. And also one or two members aren’t actually siblings and shouldn’t actually be in there, but we included them anyway

I’m new to Blue Sky and I have nothing in particular to say, but I do want to show the empty nothingness that is my follower count, this delicious Mac and cheese I made a few days ago. I miss her.