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NorCal travel airplanes caffeine and cats. Montana kid + hella Norwegian = melts in heat
My phone's privacy screen is earning its keep on a Friday.
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
WHO GAVE ME THIS LAST NIGHT!??
November 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Let's say lumberjack
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Not taking the chance.

Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
October 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I don't want rub it in, but David Archuleta follows me 😂🚫
October 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Scrolling through butts while waiting. 🍑 #HumpDay reminder to get tested regularly
October 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Throwback to 2012. The world didn't end and I still made Lieutenant before Harry Kim.
October 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Rolled twice just to be sure and... 🤷🏼🔪
October 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
y'all. i'm supposed to be working. but the timelines are conspiring.
October 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It's raining and I don't mind the rain hair. (in other words, I forgot an umbrella)
October 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Monday. Again.
September 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This week has already kicked my ass, but at least there are cats in the world
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This Friday is taking too long
September 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The three day weekend wasn't quite long enough
September 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Finally
August 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Halfway there
August 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Here we go.
August 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM