br
@bortsamp.bsky.social
NorCal travel airplanes caffeine and cats. Montana kid + hella Norwegian = melts in heat
My phone's privacy screen is earning its keep on a Friday.
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
My phone's privacy screen is earning its keep on a Friday.
Just saying
Guys who look innocent and get shy easily will do the freakiest things with u in bed. Just saying
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just saying
Reposted by br
Guys who look innocent and get shy easily will do the freakiest things with u in bed. Just saying
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Guys who look innocent and get shy easily will do the freakiest things with u in bed. Just saying
WHO GAVE ME THIS LAST NIGHT!??
November 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
WHO GAVE ME THIS LAST NIGHT!??
Bob's Burgers season 4 still holds up as on of my favorites.
October 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Bob's Burgers season 4 still holds up as on of my favorites.
Not taking the chance.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
October 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Not taking the chance.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
Absolutely feral this week
October 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Absolutely feral this week
Y'all are great. Thanks for the fun. Until the next time I have stout. 😂
October 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Y'all are great. Thanks for the fun. Until the next time I have stout. 😂
Throwback to 2012. The world didn't end and I still made Lieutenant before Harry Kim.
October 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Throwback to 2012. The world didn't end and I still made Lieutenant before Harry Kim.
Rolled twice just to be sure and... 🤷🏼🔪
October 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Rolled twice just to be sure and... 🤷🏼🔪
y'all. i'm supposed to be working. but the timelines are conspiring.
October 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
y'all. i'm supposed to be working. but the timelines are conspiring.
It's raining and I don't mind the rain hair. (in other words, I forgot an umbrella)
October 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It's raining and I don't mind the rain hair. (in other words, I forgot an umbrella)
This week has already kicked my ass, but at least there are cats in the world
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This week has already kicked my ass, but at least there are cats in the world
This Friday is taking too long
September 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This Friday is taking too long
The three day weekend wasn't quite long enough
September 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The three day weekend wasn't quite long enough
