Bortch
bortch.bsky.social
Bortch
@bortch.bsky.social
Reformed lurker. Let me figure things out.
You'll give him too much power!
February 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
DAMMIT! Do not justify his prequels!
February 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Calling concealer war paint is the perfect slippery slope to getting unaware red necks in a tactical skirt one day.
February 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I uhh... I forgot this game existed. Promising idea for a platform fighter (focusing around 2v2s) but was poorly executed.
January 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
We've all been there
a man in a black shirt is drinking from a glass .
ALT: a man in a black shirt is drinking from a glass .
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January 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You can also get those wristbands that press into the pressure points in your wrist to prevent you from getting sick, but those don't work on everyone.
January 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I get motion sick. Turn on the AC and blow it in your face. Tricks your brain into thinking you're moving when you're just sitting there. This trick also works for VR. Blow a fan on your head/face while playing and you'll never be sick.
January 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It's just the internet doing internet things. I just saw a video of a guy calling someone a cheater for blocking in Tekken. People just wanna complain some times, and that's not right 😢
November 19, 2024 at 1:51 PM
As a teenager. I meant back in high school. I understand subtlety and context clues now!
October 25, 2024 at 11:24 PM
I couldn't finish The Shining for that reason. It was a good level of "show don't tell" and most of it went over my head.
October 25, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Number 4 looks like they are actively giving birth. Why do they also have a big stomach?
October 25, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Literally the "Green Mario" we've heard so much about.
October 25, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Reposted by Bortch
For real!!!! Future kidney and blood pressure issues gang here 🤙
October 24, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Can you take mine too? She's really cute when she's asleep and not doing anything else.
October 24, 2024 at 4:04 PM